COB's Creepers #4 - Halloween III: Season of the Witch (Sunday 24/10, 8pm!)

[COB]

Well, maybe not for much longer

 

[straightorbroken]

You'd think the loud triangle playing would alert her to the dangers that lie ahead.

 

[COB]

What would a robot be made of? WASHERS mainly.

 

[ButterTart]

I've added the Kupfer family to my spreadsheet of best horror kills in anticipation of the rate I'll eventually do at some point or might not.

 

[jivafox]

Always thought this was a bit nasty this one

 

[COB]

What a way to go

 

[ButterTart]

I can't respect a film that cuts away from a kill with an interesting implement. City of the Living Dead would never.

 

[ButterTart]

How tied up does a middle aged doctor need to be?

 

[jivafox]

Motivation Monologue now

 

[COB]

I'll need to ask my pagan friend whether this Samhuinn stuff is accurate and/or offensive.

 

[ButterTart]

Remember to say 'sure', Mr Cockring, or we'll stop thinking you're really Irish!

 

[COB]

Run away Doctor, he's an astrology gay!

 

[jivafox]

At least he’s dying watching a CLASSIC

 

[ButterTart]

Mate, you make latex masks. Have a word with yourself.

 

[COB]

Can't take him seriously in the mask

 

[ButterTart]

At least he’s dying watching a CLASSIC

The ultimate indignity, being forced to watch a better film than the one he's in.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well the guy fiddling with all the nobs is goodlooking.

 

[ButterTart]

"Make sure he's strapped SECURELY to that fully mobile chair in an unguarded room."

 

[ButterTart]

WHAT A SHOT

 

[COB]

God, this 53 year old hunk clearly has all the tricks up his sleeve doesn't he

 

[straightorbroken]

Was he a NBA star in the 60s I'm guessing.

 

[ButterTart]

Has the camera gay been in something else? I'm sure I recognise him.

 

[ButterTart]

This is the most escapable room in the history of cinematic peril.

 

[COB]

Show me the lie tbh.

 

[ButterTart]

The music here is quite good to be fair.

 

[straightorbroken]

This is the worst thing to have happened to Ireland since the potato famine.

 

[COB]

Where would films like this be without warehouses full of cardboard boxes?

 

[COB]

Linda just CRONING non stop, even on the phone.

 

[ButterTart]

This is the worst thing to have happened to Ireland since the potato famine.

Maybe if they'd had shit latex masks the famine might have been a bit easier to bear.

 

[COB]

Oh I'd completely forgotten about her

 

[ButterTart]

Oh she's back. Strapped down and semi-conscious just how he likes 'em.

 

[straightorbroken]

Suddenly understanding the meaning behind Adele's Chasing Pavements and Shakira's Chasing Shadows. Very influential.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh my God, hiding behind the trolley

 

[Ellie]

It's a strange central operational hub, right in the middle of a massive room surrounded by empty boxes.

 

[COB]

How have they not noticed him? Are they robots too?

 

[ButterTart]

It's a strange central operational hub, right in the middle of a massive room surrounded by empty boxes.

Where trolleys of merchandise can glide past without an eyebrow being raised.

 

[Ellie]

Just lots of completely random standing devices with blinking lights that mean NOTHING

 

[straightorbroken]

Maybe if they'd had shit latex masks the famine might have been a bit easier to bear.

We'd also have gotten a better interval act out of them than Riverdance.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well, when the chips are down..

 

[COB]

Well, that's it for them