Cumgate: The Ineffable Survival of Dominic Cummings

[Shirley]

Oh I didn't REALISE we could TUNE IN

 

[Suomi]

yvette fielding was sensational Meg Hillier v. good too

 

[win_the_game]

Even Jeremy Hunt is sticking the knife in over test and trace.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What the fuck is that Big Ben model!?

 

[VoR]

God, the vultures must truly be circling if Jeremy Hunt is going in like this...

 

[VoR]

Who knew Dido was so deeply involved in all this?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Jeremy Hunt has been critical since day 1.

 

[Zu]

The return to school isn’t safe AT ALL! I mean what the fuck

WASH HANDS! STAY ALERT! We CAN’T PROMISE YOU WON’T DIE!

Maybe they should have a phased return with all the povvos and BAMER kids going back first. I mean who cares whether THEY live or die!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

His answer to everything though is basically "It's time we moved on blather blather amazing efforts of the country"

Can anybody actually DO ANYTHING if Boris will just repeat that ad infinity?

 

[Suomi]

So strange that no one brought up that the SCIENCE says that the risk of transmission would be halved if they opened up schools two weeks later than June 1st.

oh well, time to die!

 

[Shirley]

I couldn't listen beyond the CUMGATE questions. What a load of OLD FLANNEL

 

[Zu]

He just SAID that the family have no recourse to public funds! LISTEN TO THE QUESTION! And “I’m going to have to come back to you there.” FUCK OFF!

(I knew watching this might not be the best idea, but rage is always better out than in )

 

[Zu]

Do all Prime Ministers (or equivalent) lie, blather, cover their backs and not properly answer questions to this extent, or is it just a British thing? I can’t see poor dear Angie Merkel taking to her bed with an easy mind after wheeling out a parade of bollocks to the nation

 

[VoR]

He's developing a bit of a cough. Dramatic onscreen death please!

 

[Ill Advised]

He’s really struggling here. I love it

 

[Zu]

If I hear one more “ER...“

Also, “What can I say?” !

 

[Peekaboo]

Also, “What can I say?” !

"I'm sorry"?

"I resign"?

"Yes that is my child"?

 

[Zu]

Option B PLEASE

 

[win_the_game]

If I hear one more “ER...“

The frequency in which he says it makes everything sound like complete gibberish.

 

[Zu]

Can we have more persistent Darren please

 

[Zu]

The frequency in which he says it makes everything sound like complete gibberish.

It’s preferable to a constant overuse of LIKE but only just

 

[Alex]

Haha

 

[VoR]

I wish somebody would ask him to specify exactly which parts of the allegations were false.

Thanks Darren!

 

[Zu]

Oh fuck this, I’m turning over for The Chase

 

[lolly]

I've got quite a substantial stool backing up

 

[Madíson]

Why does Bumblecunt refer to everyone else by their first name?

 

[Shirley]

I'm amazed PRINCE PHILIP hasn't seen fit to DIE yet

 

[ButterTart]

I'm watching the highlights now: Darren Jones and Yvette Cooper are fucking superb.

 

[Zu]

I'm amazed PRINCE PHILIP hasn't seen fit to DIE yet

Carked it in January but the corgis had it. No body, no funeral

 

[Lucille]

Hasn’t he been ON ICE for 6 months now?

 

[lolly]

Is this Darren Jones the Bristol North West MP?

I pissed next to him a few months back, and didn't even take a crafty look.

 

[Shirley]

Hasn’t he been ON ICE for 6 months now?

Waiting to act as the ULTIMATE DEAD CAT. BRING IT ON we're in need of a DISTRACTION

 

[GinAg (39)]

If Boris had any hint of how to appeal to the masses he'd have replied "I'm claustrophobic Darren".

Churchill would have.

 

[cwej]

yvette fielding was sensational Meg Hillier v. good too

As much as Starmer is an improvement on Corbyn, Cooper comes across as a true leader in a way that Starmer really doesn't to me.

 

[Suomi]

oh Cooper not Fielding

 

[cwej]

oh Cooper not Fielding

LOL - I just ignored it cos I thought you did it on purpose!!

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[win_the_game]

So Emily Maitlis has been pulled from tonight’s Newsnight on the grounds she broke impartiality rules with her monologue on this shambles. No quite sure how given she was pretty much bang on the money, stating FACTS and SUCH.

Thanks BBC - that’s becoming the big story now and completely deflects from the real issues. It just feeds the government narrative of this being a #mediascum witch-hunt.

 

[GNL]

The truth is biased unfortunately. If Maitliss was going to tell the truth, it is key that the BBC's pass-around bottom was also present to tell some lies.

 

[Beverley]

I mean what does it mean to be impartial? To be chained up from telling the truth? Sometimes cunts are cunts and we need to call it out. The BBC is fucked up