Eurovision 2021 - GRAND FINAL REWATCH (20:00 BST)

[Saltwater]

something faintly UNSETTLING about Vaidotas

That's the charm!

 

[Suomi]

On Fire is a lost top 5

 

[ButterTart]

Fantastic Eurovision entry, but I've always found something faintly UNSETTLING about Vaidotas

I had the same concern. If he's here, then who the fuck's hosting the Crystal Maze?

 

[Dark Carnival]

HATE the dancing

 

[Madíson]

I daren't look up whether Jana is still working in Russia

She presents The Voice alongside war criminal Polina Gagarina.

 

[ButterTart]

It just felt forced after On Fire felt organically quirky.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[ButterTart]

I think my general disinterest in Maneskin is mostly down to the absolute daylight robbery they pulled on this MASTERPIECE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

FUCK JURIES for this

 

[Dark Carnival]

This would've made a much deserving winner had it been 2022

 

[ButterTart]

It's just three minutes of MOMENT

 

[Penelope]

BREATHTAKING

 

[Saltwater]

It's art

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[ButterTart]

 

[Saltwater]

Poor man's Edith Piaf

 

[ButterTart]

One of the worst offenders from the TOP THREE OF DEATH.

 

[Penelope]

Glad it didn't win, as I can appreciate this one as an utter masterpiece of camerawork now after the fact.

 

[Dark Carnival]

MES ANUS C'EST FINI

 

[Saltwater]

Totally over her

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hate it all you want, but that's such a powerful perf!

 

[Penelope]

Oh this LIFELESS AZERI CLASSIC

 

[ButterTart]

Totally over her

I just don't think there was any substance to it. Normally that's a huge plus for me, but when it was trying to present itself as REAL MUZAK...

 

[Penelope]

That Army of Lovers sample still SLAYS ME EVERY TIME

 

[Madíson]

E-E-ETHEL ROSENBERG

 

[Dark Carnival]

HONESTLY,

 

[Dark Carnival]

The way they just submitted the same song again

 

[Madíson]

K-K-K KIM PHILBY

 

[Saltwater]

Almost as competent as our Tisch

 

[Penelope]

MesmeRING
Shaking my tits I am TRYING!

 

[ButterTart]

I mean, at least it's better than Cleopatra...

 

[Madíson]

SH-SH-SH SHOE BOMBER RICHARD REID

 

[Penelope]

HA!
limp hairflip

 

[Dark Carnival]

Didn't the gays have a storm in a teacup about her not being able to perform prior to the contest. Sorry but she SERVED

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHIFF OF THE SOUK

 

[Dark Carnival]

THE MADNESS

 

[Madíson]

Didn't the gays have a storm in a teacup about her not being able to perform prior to the contest. Sorry but she SERVED

She can’t sing for TOFFEE

 

[Saltwater]

That means next up is Tix

 

[ButterTart]

I'm so furious at how much I like this one now.

 

[Penelope]

Still think this is a wonderful bit of schlock.