Eurovision 2021 - GRAND FINAL REWATCH (20:00 BST)

[Madíson]

Fucking Norwegian public. They deserve to lose their first born sons.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The way I still resent this for robbing us of Monument.

 

[ButterTart]

Curly Watts in a nativity play.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Good GRIEF at the tackiness of it all

 

[Saltwater]

Are they still together with Efendi?

 

[ButterTart]

I wanted Masked Mooper to come back so I could enter this.

 

[Saltwater]

They must have really hated the idea of hosting again.

 

[Madíson]

Mimes should be banned.

 

[Penelope]

Obviously no great shock that this didn't do much on the televote, but quite surprising this bombed the jury vote as much as it did.

 

[Penelope]

Are they still together with Efendi?

Still!

 

[ButterTart]

I didn't think he could possibly come back with something worse than Grow, but somehow he managed to pull this budget Labi Siffre monstrosity out of the bag.

 

[Madíson]

His moustache is nice.

 

[ButterTart]

I feel like it could have been quite a stirring song but it was SO cheap and cobbled together.

 

[Madíson]

So sexy

 

[Saltwater]

The mental comparison of him and Ireland 2023 in my mind

 

[Penelope]

So sexy

Never forget - BORN AFTER GERI LEFT THE SPICE GIRLS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Never forget - BORN AFTER GERI LEFT THE SPICE GIRLS

fucking hell

 

[ButterTart]

I get the appeal but it does absolutely nothing for me; I think it's too far down the funk road for me.

 

[ButterTart]

Never forget - BORN AFTER GERI LEFT THE SPICE GIRLS

People like that belong in prison.

 

[Madíson]

Never forget - BORN AFTER GERI LEFT THE SPICE GIRLS

It’s okay. He doesn’t seem the marrying type.

 

[Penelope]

Still can't stop listening to this powerful cry for justice

 

[Dark Carnival]

oh forgot about THIS Swedish entry

 

[Madíson]

Out of tune. Impressive for the country that invented Björkman vocals.

 

[ButterTart]

oh forgot about THIS Swedish entry

He even changed his name to Faith Kakembo and sent it to MF again the following year, and still nobody cares.

 

[Saltwater]

Toilet break before Senhit

 

[Madíson]

He’s no Polina Gagarina.

 

[Saltwater]

The sluts loved it.

 

[Penelope]

Mae Muller, your FATE AWAITS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Saltwater]

How could Europe ignore this woman?

 

[Penelope]

I can't blame it on the stove!

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Stupid Europe

 

[Saltwater]

Europe knows nothing!

 

[ButterTart]

I just wish the first and last songs had swapped places. Adrenaline would have been SUCH a statement of intent for the year, and a children's choir pledging their allegiance to Satan would have been the perfect way to close the contest out.

 

[Saltwater]

Portugal, UK, Spain, Germany, Bulgaria, Netherlands, and Sweden were like a fly in the milk.

 

[Suomi]

The Swedish entry was very powerful, but the Melfest performance was better I feel.

 

[Saltwater]

It must be fantastic to be working for eurovision.

 

[Penelope]

Izhar Cohen should be brought back every year.

 

[Madíson]

Anne-Marie David is eternal.

I love it when the contest acknowledges it existed before 2000.