Eurovision 2022: Semi Final TWO (20:00 BST)

[Lucille]

OFF HER NUT!

 

[Madíson]

Belgium - 2ND HALF
Czech Republic - 1ST HALF
Azerbaijan - 2ND HALF
Poland - 2ND HALF
Finland - 1ST HALF
Estonia - 2ND HALF
Australia - 2ND HALF
Sweden - 2ND HALF

 

[win_the_game]

Finally a PERSONALITY

 

[ZZ]

I was SO WISHING he'd just drop her on the floor

 

[Saltwater]

It's not very nice that he told Stefan off for touching the ballots while letting her play with them

 

[Penelope]

Belgium SECOND HALF
Czech Republic FIRST HALF
Azerbaijan SECOND HALF
Poland SECOND HALF
Finland FIRST HALF
Estonia SECOND HALF
Australia SECOND HALF
Sweden SECOND HALF

 

[Madíson]

I admire Mario sticking to the rules.

 

[Lucille]

WRS fuming she got 2nd half!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Off her cunt. Good for her.

 

[D5K]

Good for the show, but I was hoping she'd be first half to clear a path for Sam.

 

[Penelope]

Cornelia is SO funny

 

[Lucille]

HOLA MI BEBÉBÉ!

 

[ButterTart]

Good for the show, but I was hoping she'd be first half to clear a path for Sam.

Stick her on last I say.

 

[Penelope]

Just need Romania second half now!

 

[Sheena]

So it's SAM vs CORNELIA, then?


For second place...

 

[ZZ]

It's not very nice that he told Stefan off for touching the ballots while letting her play with them

She is a steamroller, darling
I don't know if she had something or she is like that the whole time, but she got on my nerves

 

[GinAg (39)]

"It's not just about me"

Listen up Australia.

 

[ZZ]

"I was feeling their support"
Probably while he was mounted on one of them

 

[Saltwater]

 

[Sheena]

I'm not sure this is the right place to put this, but are we organising a Eurovision after party on Zoom or something on Saturday?

And if so, who is dj'ing?

 

[ButterTart]

We really should have the right to veto all future gay entrants.

At the very least they should use a FUN GAY, VILE GAY, SELF-IMPORTANT GAY Venn diagram and immediately disqualify anyone who overlaps on the last two. I realise this sounds slightly homophobic coming from me but Europe has driven me to it.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I'm not sure this is the right place to put this, but are we organising a Eurovision after party on Zoom or something on Saturday?

And if so, who is dj'ing?

Let's just leave the fall out on Moopy. It's our biggest night of the year!

 

[Madíson]

Belgium - 2ND HALF
Czech Republic - 1ST HALF
Azerbaijan - 2ND HALF
Poland - 2ND HALF
Finland - 1ST HALF
Estonia - 2ND HALF
Australia - 2ND HALF
Sweden - 2ND HALF
Romania - 1ST HALF
Serbia - 2ND HALF

 

[Penelope]

Belgium SECOND HALF
Czech Republic FIRST HALF
Azerbaijan SECOND HALF
Poland SECOND HALF
Finland FIRST HALF
Estonia SECOND HALF
Australia SECOND HALF
Sweden SECOND HALF
Romania FIRST HALF
Serbia SECOND HALF

 

[ButterTart]

"It's not just about me"

Listen up Australia.

As if he realises other people exist.

 

[win_the_game]

He looks DEVASTATED

 

[Madíson]

First Half
Armenia
Czech Republic
Finland
France
Germany
Netherlands
Norway
Portugal
Italy (9th)
Romania
Spain
Switzerland
Ukraine
============
Second half
Australia
Azerbaijan
Belgium
Estonia
Greece
Iceland
Lithuania
Moldova
Poland
Serbia
Sweden
United Kingdom

 

[GinAg (39)]

Thank fuck we have Serbia.

She would have been great early in the 1st half, to spark up interest.

 

[dmlaw]

Good luck making a dynamic running order out of that second half shitshow.

 

[Lucille]

That second half! DIRE!

 

[win_the_game]

Love all these PULITZER WINNING journalists.

 

[Madíson]

Is there something you would like to change? (NOT the stage)

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

That Second Half Lithuania and Serbia are going to stand out at least but that is a slog of songs otherwise.

 

[Saltwater]

That second half! DIRE!

Konstrakta will make a big impact! Stefan too.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I want to know her.

 

[ZZ]

When do they reveal the final running order?

 

[D5K]

I'd thought they might save Moldova for last but that'll have to go in the middle of the second half just to inject some energy.

 

[ButterTart]

It's quite a shit final, isn't it?

 

[Madíson]

When do they reveal the final running order?

It was about 00:15 BST last year.

 

[Penelope]

Do we have it confirmed when the ad breaks are?