Eurovision: Europe Shine A Light (16 May 2020)

[Beverley]

I hate that I keep humming the Norwegian song

 

[Baby LaZenne]

This is no "I am Gay"

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I love that Israel is 37 songs in one

OMG WHY THE VIDEO MESSAGE, GIVE US MORE OF THE SONG

 

[FetchFugly]

Wouldn't an extra twenty seconds of each song be better rather than hearing the artists' Covid ruminations?

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

Hi @Nancy

 

[Penelope]

WHY AM I HAVING TO LISTEN TO JOHNNY FUCKING LOGAN IN A SUPPOSED CELEBRATION OF EUROVISION 2020

Get fucking Lesley Roy in to thrum herself off in her living room to Story of a Life for fucks sake!!!

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Oh great inspirational words from Eden!

 

[Beverley]

OBSESSED WITH RUSSIA STILL!

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

Might start a BEDROOM RATE

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Oh if this doesn’t improve by HALF PAST I’m off to listen to Lesley Roy’s best hits.

I hope you'll be back for Rylan's A-Z of Eurovision at 10.

 

[Tisch]

Feker Libi has grown on me A BIT but it's still in the "just okay" category for me

 

[Baby Allasagna]

UNO UNO UNO

 

[lolly]

I do hope at least one of the entrants will be sobbing inconsolably.

I suspect it won't be her from Ukraine.

 

[Madisön]

Wow. Unexpected push for global unification there.

 

[VoRonika]

Is this going to be 3 hours of TINY CLIPS and BLAND PLATITUDES?

I think I'm out.

 

[Baby LaZenne]

Which contestant will be the first to blame it all on 5G?

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

Which contestant will be the first to blame it all on 5G?

Lesley Roy

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Well we had a nice topless shot of the man from Russia at least.

 

[Madisön]

 

[Beverley]

OMG END THIS SHOW NOW!

 

[Peekaboo]

Georgia man looks like he's in a HOSTAGE VIDEO.

 

[Ellie]

You’ve already said it, but how GRIM.

 

[Madisön]

Platitude rank

 

[FetchFugly]

I'm SORRY but at that fleeting moment of silence.

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Oh I’m lagging behind everyone some how. That message from Russia was ODD.

 

[lolly]

Tom Leeb has quite hairy arms

 

[Tisch]

Is this going to be 3 hours of TINY CLIPS and BLAND PLATITUDES?

I think I'm out.

Pour a DRINK

 

[Ellie]

Tom Leeb has quite hairy arms

He needs to take off his shirt

 

[Beverley]

France has pretty eyes

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Omg a moment of silence.

 

[Baby Allasagna]

Efendi, QUEEN!

 

[Beverley]

He needs to take off his shirt

YAS ELLIE GET YOUR SLAG ON

 

[Baby LaZenne]

DOUZE!

 

[FetchFugly]

France has pretty eyes

Yes and lots of books.

 

[lolly]

I didn't realise how Stupid Love video this was

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

 

[Dark Carnival]

QUEEN!!

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

France really has the MOST ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE

 

[Madisön]

Fuck off Effendi.

Spend time with people my arse.

 

[Zu]

OMG END THIS SHOW NOW!

IKR! It’s really GETTING ME DOWN!