Eurovision Rehearsals 2022

[Kratz]

OMG the awkward pauses why they wait for the hot Swiss facts to come down their ear pieces.

 

[win_the_game]

What is the story of the turquoise carpet please?

Colour of Moroccan Oil, their main sponsor I think.

 

[Nancy]

Colour of Moroccan Oil, their main sponsor

Oh. I thought it was going to represent peace and unity (or something like that). How disappointingly corporate.

 

[Saltwater]

Vladana looks gorgeous.
Ochman too.

 

[win_the_game]

I take it Poland are planning on robbing the other delegations in that get up.

 

[Saltwater]

 

[Kratz]

Oh HERE SHE COMES - direkt from Catford.

 

[Lucille]

YASSSSSS

 

[win_the_game]

Another new blouse.

 

[Kratz]

Bless him - waffling away - at last a personality.

 

[Saltwater]

Latin pop in Romania is not so usual

 

[win_the_game]

The PAINED GRIMACE on the queen next to wrs!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Who did the research for the commentary? Did they say the Netherlands have won seven times?

 

[Kratz]

'Why are you singing in Dutch?'

FFS

 

[Kratz]

'So, ah, something about Cyprus, ummm....'

 

[Lucille]

Why am I gripped to this inanity!

 

[Kratz]

Subtitles doing the job

 

[Saltwater]

Andromache trying to evaporate in the background so that she doesn't have to speak

 

[GinAg (39)]

'So, ah, something about Cyprus, ummm....'

Cyprus joined Eurovision in 1965.

NO THEY DIDN'T!

 

[GinAg (39)]

I absolutely do not recognise most the contestants.

 

[Kratz]

I like how absolutely nobody has an album deal and they have to keep dodging the question

 

[Lucille]

Cyprus joined Eurovision in 1965.

NO THEY DIDN'T!

There’s been SO MANY LIES!

 

[GinAg (39)]

"Greece's win was in Rotterdam in 2022."

 

[Kratz]

'Rotterdam 2022, last year...'

This is a riot

 

[GinAg (39)]

You're literally in ITALY because YOU WON LAST YEAR.

Praying for at least an ICONIC TRAINWRECK next weekend.

 

[Kratz]

You're literally in ITALY because YOU WON LAST YEAR.

Praying for at least an ICONIC TRAINWRECK next weekend.

I mean, goodness, if the presenting is anything like this

 

[GinAg (39)]

ARMENIA ARE YET TO ENTER EUROVISION. THEY WON IN 1936 IN RUSSIA IN LONDON AND HAVE ENTERED 78 TIMES

 

[GinAg (39)]

The message of Snap is:

"I'm as serious as cancer, when I say that Rhythm is a Dancer"

 

[Soldi]

The red carpet hosts are ALWAYS shit, it’s the only reason I watch.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Stats about the Moon please.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

The message of Snap is:

"I'm as serious as cancer, when I say that Rhythm is a Dancer"

also:

Copy written lyrics, so they can't be stolen
If they are, "Snap!", don't need the police

 

[GinAg (39)]

Credit to Subwoolfer for not wasting time chatting to them.

 

[Saltwater]

 

[GinAg (39)]

QUEEN!

I knew she was.

 

[Alias #23]

I like how absolutely nobody has an album deal and they have to keep dodging the question

Why on earth are they asking if they have an album deal? Irrelevant for our purposes. It’s all about the THREE MINUTES OF FUN even though certain countries appear to have not received this particular memo

 

[Dark Carnival]

Stats about the Moon please.

It joined Eurovision in 1985

 

[Dark Carnival]

Best placing 19th

 

[GinAg (39)]

Best placing 19th

That was the year they won.

 

[Saltwater]

She can't join you she's doing VOGUE

 

[GinAg (39)]

Although they did enter twice.