Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[Penelope]

We came SIXTH

SAME AS NOW

 

[Soldi]

OMG CARRIE (17) SWEET DREAMS

YOUNGER THAN ME

 

[GinAg (39)]

Almost 2k posts

 

[Penelope]

WHY can't the UK enter SOMEONE POPULAR

QUITE!

 

[Penelope]

I LOVED the eighties, I WAS BORN in the eighties, I LOVED THE EIGHTIES COMING BACK

 

[Tisch]

You would wouldn't you?

 

[Madíson]

One of liquid eurovision panel just followed back on Twitter

 

[lolly]

You would wouldn't you?

Reminds me of RAJA

 

[Penelope]

THE GAY trying to declare this as the EUROVISION OF THE BACKING DANCERS

 

[Tisch]

One of liquid eurovision panel just followed back on Twitter

Hi Jessica garlick come join moopy!

 

[lolly]

Chris Cromby and his anal gaping is utterly unbearable

 

[Soldi]

0 POINTS! SCUM SCUM SCUM

 

[win_the_game]

Omg I just realised that's Tim moffatt who appears on BBC.breakfast every now and then who I absolutely fancy the PANTS OFF OF. He looks so good now with grey hair!

He's definitely on WTG's radar. Although a distant second to the bearded Jon Kay in the BBC Breakfast rank.

 

[Tisch]

THE GAY trying to declare this as the EUROVISION OF THE BACKING DANCERS

Thanks to all the (acurlsly talanted people)

 

[Penelope]

BIG FLOPPY DISCS

 

[Suomi]

Oh HERE THEY ARE

 

[Soldi]

“looking forward to going back tomorrow”
“Yes we are”

 

[Tisch]

OOP IT ENDED

 

[Penelope]

BIRDS CHIRPING and JEMINI SERVING MAXIMAL VIVIENNE SCOUSE

 

[Suomi]

Imagine if aliens invaded and that single piece of footage was the only thing representing mankind

 

[win_the_game]

OT: I've always imagined VoR sounds like ANAL GAPE GAY from Jemini. Please tell me this is true.

 

[Suomi]

OT: I've always imagined VoR sounds like ANAL GAPE GAY from Jemini. Please tell me this is true.

VoR sounds like Jennifer Ellison

 

[ButterTart]

Hi Jessica garlick come join moopy!

From BEYOND THE GRAVE.

 

[win_the_game]

VoR sounds like Jennifer Ellison

 

[lolly]

OT: I've always imagined VoR sounds like ANAL GAPE GAY from Jemini. Please tell me this is true.

He did, but in fairness I've not met VoR since his balls dropped.

 

[OutSynk]

I see @Penelope has decided to just keep the caps lock ON for this.

 

[ButterTart]

He did, but in fairness I've not met VoR since his balls dropped.

You've not seen him since January?

 

[OutSynk]

And the Moopy winner is...

Spoiler

TURKEY

1. Turkey - 139
2. Romania - 101
3. Spain - 94
4. Russia - 76
5. Belgium - 61
6. France - 59
7. Iceland - 57
8. Germany - 53
9. Croatia - 52
10. Netherlands - 41
11. Sweden - 34
12. Greece - 18
13. Ireland - 18
14. Bosnia & Herzegovina - 15
15. Poland - 11
16. Portugal - 10
=17. Slovenia - 7
=17. Estonia - 7
19. Austria - 6
=20. Ukraine - 3
=20. Cyprus - 3
=22. Norway - 2
=22. Latvia - 2
24. United Kingdom - 1
=25 Malta - 0
=25 Israel - 0

Belgium only 5th? Silly moopsies.

7 points for the Estonian garbage that started our downfall? Was it @Win_the_game?

 

[win_the_game]

Only 3pts from me.

 

[OutSynk]

Too many.

 

[D5K]

After all that why do I have the Norwegian dirge going round in my head this morning?

 

[Lucille]

I can’t stop intermittently shouting out ‘I’LL CRY, I’LL DIE!’

 

[Dark Carnival]

Frankly I've woken up feeling half lesbian half BASIC BITCH

 

[Dark Carnival]

half BASIC BITCH

Even MORE than usual, before anyone starts!

 

[Suomi]

Let’s get this bad boy to 2,000!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Let’s get this bad boy to 2,000!

2,003 actually

 

[Lucille]

Let’s try and have WOGAN FREE videos going forward.

 

[Dark Carnival]

He was particularly insufferable in 2003. That bitch didn't want to be there before the show even started.

 

[D5K]

I can't believe they let him keep going for another five years after that.

 

[D5K]

The whole "where am I going on holiday next year" bit was especially grating.

Although I guess that's exactly what all the Eurofans are thinking anyway.