Eurovision Rewatch: Lisbon 2018 (06/06, 20:00 BST)

[dmlaw]

Obviously, I'm opposed to people being happy, so I'm pleased to hear that they broke up messily whilst the scores were coming in. See also Lithuania.

 

[Penelope]

Imagine having to have sex with Alfred

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain

 

[Suomi]

The man sounds like Kermit the Frog

 

[COB]

Are there any Moopy icons we should watch out for in tonight's crowd? @Kalabaliken perhaps?

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain

 

[ButterTart]

Social distancing will put paid to any more simpering arseholes like these, screaming up each other's nostrils and calling it staging.

 

[win_the_game]

I can't even with this try-hard dogfucker.

 

[Soldi]

The man sounds like Kermit the Frog

OMG HE FUCKING DOES!!!

DOUZE POINT TO SUOMI

 

[Penelope]

Are there any Moopy icons we should watch out for in tonight's crowd? @Kalabaliken perhaps?

I was THERE LIVE by the green room but I don't think I got caught on camera at any point.

 

[Suomi]

70 Ukraine
46 Spain

 

[D5K]

NO THANKS

 

[ButterTart]

Are there any Moopy icons we should watch out for in tonight's crowd? @Kalabaliken perhaps?

@Suomi was SuRie's stage invader.

 

[GNL]

Didnt these two Spanish cunts meet on Love Island or some such? So our equivalent would be sending Charlotte Crosby and some meatball called Zammy P or something?

Molly-Mae, Tommy Fury and their DEAD DOG for Eurovision 2021.

 

[dmlaw]

Imagine having to have sex with Alfred

*70% of Moopy sits quietly to imagine that and then fetches a wet towel to sponge off the carpet*

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain

 

[ButterTart]

*70% of Moopy sits quietly to imagine that and then fetches a wet towel to sponge off the carpet*

Oh I imagine you need to sponge the carpet wherever Alfred goes as well. He looks like he soils himself.

 

[COB]

Oh piss off!

 

[Tisch]

Tits out for Slovenia!

 

[D5K]

Just about saved the embarrassing pause moment there

 

[Penelope]

Hvala ne is the SOUND OF THE FUTURE

*dies in concentration camp*

 

[GNL]

God, this one's more hateful than the Love Island ones somehow.

 

[ButterTart]

I like this one, I don't understand Moopy's beef.

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain
55 Slovenia

MODERN ART from our Lea (Walker)

 

[Tisch]

Let's sing it together!

"KWALLAA NEY NEY"

 

[dmlaw]

Tits back in for Slovenia.

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia

 

[Suomi]

70 Ukraine
46 Spain
100/50/00 Slovenia

 

[ButterTart]

"Let's sing this song that we wrote when we're old"

They broke up a year later

 

[ButterTart]

But I actually do properly love this one.

 

[win_the_game]

I'm glad we're getting rid of the dreck early doors this year.

 

[Soldi]

"Let's sing this song that we wrote when we're old"

They broke up a year later

Lisbon must be CURSED for couples

 

[D5K]

They broke up a year later

Ha!

 

[GNL]

Lithuania*'s entry looks just like a girl I know who works in PR. Right down to the head wrap in the postcard.

* represent!

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia

 

[win_the_game]

Ieva has that twee breathy vocal style I absolutely hate.

 

[GNL]

I'm having flashbacks to Diana Vickers on her sick bed.

 

[Tisch]

Top 2 worse genres of music

1. Baby girl throaty nonsense
2. Fado

 

[ZenGiraffe]

"Let's sing this song that we wrote when we're old"

They broke up a year later

Eurovision really seems like a relationship killer.

@COB Trip to the Netherlands next year?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Despite the voice I like Lithuania.