Eurovision Rewatch: Lisbon 2018 (06/06, 20:00 BST)

[lolly]

this Lithuanian looks like a drippy mare we had at work, who had a month off sick after a pylon was put up at the end of her garden, thereby interrupting the flow of her chi

 

[ButterTart]

She doesn't need to be doing the Diana Knickers bit, she's clearly got a decent voice on the bigger notes.

 

[D5K]

Her quiet voice sounds like another muppet

 

[Tisch]

I'm having flashbacks to Diana Vickers on her sick bed.

I will never forget:
Last week, I was at home watching X FACTOR and I haaaaated it

 

[dmlaw]

I like the Lithuanian song, particularly in comparison to the first three. And the next four.

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania

 

[COB]

Eurovision really seems like a relationship killer.

@COB Trip to the Netherlands next year?

RUDE VILE PIG!

 

[ButterTart]

How did this UTTER FUCKING CRAP do so well?

 

[D5K]

Hadn’t realised this was another Borislav one

 

[Tisch]

I think I remember mother Iguana was totally taken in by the twee "lovely" romance nonsense. Urgh.

 

[win_the_game]

Cesár and his cum-resistant t-shirt can FUCK RIGHT OFF with this nonsense.

 

[Suomi]

70 Ukraine
46 Spain
100/50/00 Slovenia
85 Lithuania

 

[D5K]

I assume they didn’t build this platform into the stage just for him, but did anyone else use it?

 

[COB]

Cesar to slit my fucking throat and dispose of me at sea, but this song is just okay.

 

[Tisch]

How did this UTTER FUCKING CRAP do so well?

It was all juries wasn't it? I don't get it either.

 

[win_the_game]

I assume they didn’t build this platform into the stage just for him, but did anyone else use it?

I only remember it being used during the interval act.

 

[ButterTart]

Fucking Hell. If those front teeth were any further apart they'd technically be earrings.

 

[D5K]

Also was there some chance this BBC turned this down, or am I misremembering?

 

[Alla]

I remember feeling bilious when @Alla gave us the story of these two and their reality television love story

They HATE each other now, no shock.

 

[Penelope]

As Lithuania was coming offstage, Lea Sirk saw her life flash before her eyes

 

[ButterTart]

They HATE each other now, no shock.

I hated them both even then, so fair play to them for sticking out as long as they did.

 

[lolly]

like heidi n closet, except a complete cunt

 

[Suomi]

70 Ukraine
46 Spain
100/50/00 Slovenia
85 Lithuania
74 Austria

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia
58 Lithuania

 

[Penelope]

Oh god not this coked up freak

PUPILS LIKE PLATES

 

[Tisch]

Surie is tweeting along because of course she is.

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria

 

[ButterTart]

I FORGOT ABOUT LA FORZA!

 

[win_the_game]

What hairy shoulders she has. Surely she could have run a Bic over them before popping on stage.

 

[GNL]

So now we know what happened to Nelly Furtado.

 

[GinAg (39)]

50 Ukraine
18 Spain
72 Slovenia
76 Lithuania
59 Austria

 

[Penelope]

I can never stop bursting into giggles at his MASSIVE FACE coming up as a backdrop

WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? WHO WAS ENJOYING THIS?!

 

[GinAg (39)]

So now we know what happened to Nelly Furtado.

Gina G next please. I must know.

 

[COB]

Oh this! I found this to be a complete QoL moment.

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain
55 Slovenia
68 Lithuania
100 Austria

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia
58 Lithuania
20 Austria

 

[ButterTart]

She's whacked a bit of Veet around her shoulders since the semi, then.

 

[dmlaw]

I feel like we've seen the light up dress gimmick about 400,000 times. It should be banned from future performances, as should the bit where the dancers all stand in a line and wave their arms about as if they're one person with ten arms.

 

[Penelope]

100 Austria

 

[Suomi]

I feel like we've seen the light up dress gimmick about 400,000 times. It should be banned from future performances, as should the big where the dancers all stand in a line and wave their arms about as if they're one person with ten arms.

I did it during a job interview once