Friday imagines ASFM but with Barbie Girl mutants

[Rita]

I don’t think I WANT to go on a night out yet. I don’t think I’d enjoy sitting out in the cold and waiting AGES for tables/drinks with people I don’t particularly enjoy going out with when I could be sat in the comfort of my home with a bottle of wine/rum.

It’s far too cold for me to be out and about at night time. I know I am RENOWNED for my frosty receptions to most but I will stick with my own bar for now.

 

[Rita]

@Indie @big ron @Kate I just KNOW you 3 are sitting “socially distanced” in the outside garden of a little known public house somewhere.

 

[Lucille]

I worked yesterday at the pub until 9pm and it was honestly FREEZING! I had a glass of red post shift and lasted all of 10 minutes outside.

 

[Lucille]

I'm working till midnight tomorrow so I'm bringing a HAT to work.

 

[Rita]

I'm working till midnight tomorrow so I'm bringing a HAT to work.

I’d suggest a pair of LONG JOHNS too.

 

[Kate]

I'm not out tonight! I was last night though. Soho was busy enough then, it will be RAMMED tonight.

Tomorrow is YARD DRINKING.

 

[Kate]

And yes it was freezing last night!

 

[Rita]

I am currently sitting in front of a roaring fire with a bottle of red feeling rather smug.

 

[Soldi]

The INSIDE of my car windscreen has been FROZEN when I’ve been stepping out the door at 7:20am every morning this week.

 

[Rita]

Last Saturday I was sitting out in a BLIZZARD. NEVER AGAIN.

 

[Kate]

I WOULD love to be drinking pints with Indie and big ron though. WHAT BANTS WE WOULD HAVE!

 

[Soldi]

Oh I DREAD to think!

 

[Lucille]

I'm waiting till it's WARMER or I can SIT INSIDE tbh. I'm not SPLUGING on dinner to shiver in the rain. Call me when it's the 21st of June when I can rub against boys IN DA CLUB again and snort coke with 2 strangers in a cubicle.

 

[Rita]

It would be like that time just before lockdown I decided to go out to the local pub by myself and ended up playing darts and talking like a trucker with the LADS.

 

[RJN]

 

[Rita]

Having grown up in a pub (my parents owned a pub) I am actually very good at darts believe it or not.

 

[Kate]

Oh but on Monday, sitting right by the river under a heater drinking pints with friends and watching the sun go down on the London skyline, I was happier than I’ve been for A LONG TIME.

 

[Rita]

I challenge you all to a game of ROUND THE CLOCK DARTS when we do the Moopmeet.

 

[Soldi]

Oh but on Monday, sitting right by the river under a heater drinking pints with friends and watching the sun go down on the London skyline, I was happier than I’ve been for A LONG TIME.

And getting interviewed by Julia Hartley-Brewer

 

[Lucille]

I say ALL THIS, but let's be honest I'll probably end up out ALL NEXT WEEK.

 

[Soldi]

I challenge you all to a game of ROUND THE CLOCK DARTS when we do the Moopmeet.

I’ll end up throwing them at someone’s face (probably @ZenGiraffe)

 

[Kate]

I accept your darts challenge and challenge you to a game of POOL in return.

 

[dmlaw]

I WOULD love to be drinking pints with Indie and big ron though. WHAT BANTS WE WOULD HAVE!

I'm assuming that there will be plenty of downing pints in one and then belching loudly. Indie and big ron will each have a Campari and soda, though.

 

[Kate]

And getting interviewed by Julia Hartley-Brewer

That was another pub and she was not doing the interviewing LUCKY FOR HER!

 

[Rita]

I’ll end up throwing them at someone’s face (probably @ZenGiraffe)

As long as it’s not MINE then BARRY ON.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’ll end up throwing them at someone’s face (probably @ZenGiraffe)

My poor beautiful mysterious face

 

[Rita]

I accept your darts challenge and challenge you to a game of POOL in return.

We didn’t have a pool table so I am not the best but as a GAME BIRD I will give it a whirl.

 

[dmlaw]

I’ll end up throwing them at someone’s face (probably @ZenGiraffe)

You have to remember that his face is very high up, so you'll need to throw the darts quite hard.

 

[Kate]

I think a Caramella Girls dartboard would help my game.

THREE VERY HOLEY DOUBLE TOPS

 

[dmlaw]

I think a Caramella Girls dartboard would help my game.

THREE VERY HOLEY DOUBLE TOPS

They were already both 'very holey' and 'double tops'.

 

[ButterTart]

I WOULD love to be drinking pints with Indie and big ron though. WHAT BANTS WE WOULD HAVE!

Am I washing my hair that night, then?

 

[ButterTart]

I don't know who this arsehole is on House of Games but she's such an arsehole.

 

[Indie]

@Indie @big ron @Kate I just KNOW you 3 are sitting “socially distanced” in the outside garden of a little known public house somewhere.

Trufax

I am on a table of six where the maximum distance between people is about 50cm

 

[Kate]

Am I washing my hair that night, then?

I'm concerned about all your recent Friday nights drinking nothing but TEA. Evidence of pint consuming abilities will be required.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm concerned about all your recent Friday nights drinking nothing but TEA. Evidence of pint consuming abilities will be required.

I'll not be drinking at all. If ron's there I'm expecting to be well supplied with class A's.

 

[Kate]

PFFFFF.

 

[Star]

Dull question, but what's a word I could use to describe the time between busy and quiet?

 

[big ron]

Aa

@Indie @big ron @Kate I just KNOW you 3 are sitting “socially distanced” in the outside garden of a little known public house somewhere.

I was in my ‘new’ local for the first time despite having lived here for 7ish months now.

 

[big ron]

I WOULD love to be drinking pints with Indie and big ron though. WHAT BANTS WE WOULD HAVE!

Ket not bants

 

[big ron]

I'll not be drinking at all. If ron's there I'm expecting to be well supplied with class A's.

Pills not bants