Ireland 2022: Brooke - That’s Rich

[COB]

If this doesn't make it, I definitely want at least something in this VEIN at Eurovision no matter which country it's from.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I feel like with a bit of work, some alchemy could come together to make this QUITE a decent entry. It could, of course, be a completely embarrassing FLOP.

A win/win situation REALLY

 

[ButterTart]

Hate to say it folks but unless Brooke pulls it off, I think Ireland's Rachel Hylton gave the best performance.

Hope so. I heard the catastrophic final note from the other room but it's still awesome.

 

[COB]

A bit of La Roux... very NOW!

 

[VoR]

"A bit of La Roux, a little bit of Lady Gaga... very NOW"

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I didn't realise La Roux was putting out new music!

 

[VoR]

I reckon it's between Songs 1 and 6.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

01 Derry Girl THAT's RICH
02 The first guy with the scary final looks to camera
03 GAME BIRD in the gay bar
04 Balloon twink's revenge
05 Whatever the other one was
06 The Irish "TikTok" DISASTER! (that obviously will win )

 

[SystemAddict]

It’s still 2009 in Ireland.

 

[VoR]

BTW UK voters can use the Northern Ireland number!

I'm sending Brooke a vote.

 

[win_the_game]

Just pick her and be done with it.

 

[COB]

Is Irish TV always like this? Suddenly Betty's Tongue from Graham Norton makes a lot of sense...

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

ditch them all and send Maureen!

 

[win_the_game]

They've done Rachel up something rotten in the recap

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've just got home and seen the recap.

What the fuck was that note?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

they really picked had a slim set of options to pick Rachel's recap segment

 

[SystemAddict]

Is Irish TV always like this? Suddenly Betty's Tongue from Graham Norton makes a lot of sense...

Yes, plus the fact that Blathnaid Treacy is on EVERY programme doing chart rundown/fashion segment/entertainment gossip/lotto results/etc./etc.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Rachel clearly was a fan of this forgotten MF "classic" and decided to pay tribute to the keychange

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Just pick her and be done with it.

She'll clearly be QUITE an entertaining contestant pre-contest (a la SAM TEEN and BASIL), and I'll be annoyed now if she doesn't make it

 

[COB]

They've done Rachel up something rotten in the recap

I'm honestly shocked they used THAT note in it! Not even @ZenGiraffe in the ASFM recap would be so cruel.

 

[COB]

This product placement, the Beeb would never

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm honestly shocked they used THAT note in it! Not even @ZenGiraffe in the ASFM recap would be so cruel.

Well, unless it was @RaspberrySwirl's song

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

HOW is there nearly ANOTHER HOUR of this show left???! I'm not sure if I can HANDLE IT!

*watches SELECT ENTRIES from Festival Español de la Canción de Benidorm instead*

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

you get a bag of seaweed and you get a bag of seaweed and you all get a bag of seaweed!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Imagine the GAG and wild confusion if Ashes Of Yesterday wins by a landslide

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

HOW is there nearly ANOTHER HOUR of this show left???! I'm not sure if I can HANDLE IT!

*watches SELECT ENTRIES from Festival Español de la Canción de Benidorm instead*

I think they have a guest performer (who will probably be better than what is on offer), more talk with the jury, the voting sequence and then the winner reprise.

 

[COB]

Oh!!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

oh Riverdance?

Where's Edele Lynch though?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OK Ireland, the dust has settled and the girls have spoken: THAT's RICH MUST WIN

DON'T fuck this up (they will)

OH GOD NOT RIVER DANCE! An actual parody of what we think Irish TV is like

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Fuck off. I watch Irish TV once and they're doing Riverdance.

Is this a parody

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Fuck off. I watch Irish TV once and they're doing Riverdance.

Is this a parody

I'll level with you, I'm wondering if this whole National Final in itself is a parody.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I'n watching Ireland's ONLY decent entry DUSTIN instead



I unapologetically LOVE THIS

 

[COB]

Is the twist just that they're wearing DIFFERENT CLOTHES than usual?!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is this "like we've never seen it before" because they have leather jackets?

 

[COB]

@dUb's mam will like this at least!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I'n watching DUSTIN instead



I unapologetically LOVE THIS

the glory days of Dustin and Tereza Kerndlova should come back

 

[COB]

the glory days of Dustin and Tereza Kerndlova should come back

If you wanna have some fun, DON'T run

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I remember having an American teacher at Primary school who had a taping of Eurovision 1997 and only showed us Riverdance for a school project about types of dance.

Why she didn't go with Dinle instead, I have no idea.

 

[SystemAddict]

I’m watching the best Irish song that was never considered for Eurovision.

 

[COB]

After this QUICK break? They've all been about ten minutes long so far!