Ireland 2022: Brooke - That’s Rich

[Haiku Rewrites]

is it too late to draft in Nadine Coyle?

 

[COB]

So curious about the wonderful ads I'm not allowed to see. There could be an amazing CGI sci-fi epic featuring Mr Tayto in a spaceship for all I know, all this mystery is driving me mad

 

[SystemAddict]

is it too late to draft in Nadine Coyle?

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[COB]

On the edge of my seat seeing whenever this green room bloke can go one link without talking over anyone

 

[COB]

Oh bless Brooke (even if the priest already has)

 

[SystemAddict]

So curious about the wonderful ads I'm not allowed to see. There could be an amazing CGI sci-fi epic featuring Mr Tayto in a spaceship for all I know, all this mystery is driving me mad

You’re not missing MUCH.

 

[COB]

You’re not missing MUCH.

Is that a NEW AVATAR I spy?!

 

[SystemAddict]

On the edge of my seat seeing whenever this green room bloke can go one link without talking over anyone

He does the Eurovision commentary on RTÉ and is completely INSUFFERABLE.

 

[COB]

Is that a NEW AVATAR I spy?!

And here he is

 

[SystemAddict]

“Each of them has something unique (and sound like Lady Gaga, Dua Lipa, Blondie, Bonnie Tyler, and La Roux)”

 

[COB]

Oh why HIM and not his iconic sister?!

 

[COB]

Brooke UP!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The INTERNATIONAL JURY clearly made up of DRUNK GAYS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What the fuck is this split screen for!? She's next to him!

 

[VoR]

WTF?

 

[COB]

Brooke NOT UP!

 

[VoR]

I reckon that gap is going to seal it for boring Janet.

How FISHY

 

[COB]

Panti has been in hibernation for the past two hours.

 

[VoR]

YAY!

 

[COB]

Hoorah!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well done Ireland! Poor Panti Bliss hated that ear piece though.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OMG SCREAM!

I really think this could end up being an actually GOOD entry if she bothers to rehearse??

 

[COB]

Panti standing there DEAD just like Alaska from Spain last week !

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I'm getting DANA but on INSTAGRAM vibes for Ireland girls

 

[ZenGiraffe]

So let's go to the Jury that HATED IT

 

[VoR]

Not convinced it's a qualifier, but it's FUN and she also seems SUPER FUN so it's a thumbs up from me!

 

[COB]

So excited we're getting a DERRY GIRL running wild in Turin

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Rachel 2nd in televote? Guess she is coming for that TikTok stardom

 

[VoR]

The CHAOS of the public vote almost going to I'm Loving Me

 

[Soldi]

Just got back in time to tune in for the results! Yay Brooke, smash that 18th place queen!

 

[win_the_game]

FIRST SONG SHE EVER WROTE!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Fair play Ireland! For a horrible moment I thought the Yeah We're Gonna Get Out Of It song would win

THE CORRECT CHOICE!

...and I can't wait to see noted soprano song 5 perform whatever her song was in Ireland's PREMIERÉ GAY CLUB next time I'm back in the homeland

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Thrilled for Brooke! Not sure if it's a qualifier but something to liven up the semi-final at least (and I think she said she plans something big for ESC).

 

[COB]

I want more from Lucia or whatever she's called on the jury, I'm so impressed. I honestly think she might just be a compulsive liar

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

The studio jury singing her praise after ranking her 2nd last

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The SHAME of her having to perform in front of a HATEFUL AUDIENCE that voted her SECOND WORST

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is my first time seeing it in full.

This doesn't have a hope in hell of qualifying does it?

 

[COB]

She sort of feels like someone Germany would send and everyone except me can't stand the fucking sight of.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

This is a better performance than the first, now lock yourself in a studio for 4 months, practice, and storm that 19th place (in the semi final) in May Brooke

 

[Soldi]

But poor Ireland finally sending something UPBEAT for the first time in YEARS and there already being another THREE female uptempos in the mix and god knows how many more