Late Night Drunk Moopy

[Lucille]

Is it still technically illegal to drink in Kelvingrove Park? I remember drinking there in the summer at uni and everyone hiding their booze when the rangers drove past.

Before any Glaswegian Moopers have a go at me I’m AWARE other parks exist outside the Westend. I had a boyfriend who lived in Denistoun so I’m not a snob.

 

[ButterTart]

I have never been to Scotland.

 

[jivafox]

I went to Inverness as a child and got INCREDIBLY SICK.

Coincidence? Or my Welsh genes reacting badly?

 

[Lucille]

I have never been to Scotland.

Imagine England but wet and everyone has a BMI either under 19 or over 25.

 

[lolly]

Drink more. I only had one can of Rekorderlig and then started taking the dog's anti-inflammatories on the off chance they'd simulate MDMA in humans. From the 110 songs I had at the start of the night, I've carefully whittled down my list to a mere 182.

You're better off smoking buscopan.

 

[Kate]

Kate will be off to the garden with her wine bottle soon.

I haven't got a garden so I'll have to use the bench in the communal courtyard overlooked by 70-100 flats

 

[ButterTart]

I've just put the theme from Hill Street Blues on to cap the night off.

 

[Tisch]

You NAUGHTY lot

I had an early night and now going for a run will be drinking for "Eurovision" though!

 

[SDF]

Is it still technically illegal to drink in Kelvingrove Park? I remember drinking there in the summer at uni and everyone hiding their booze when the rangers drove past.

They still operate that policy in Glasgow, I think.

 

[SDF]

Imagine England but wet and everyone has a BMI either under 19 or over 25.

 

[COB]

Before any Glaswegian Moopers have a go at me I’m AWARE other parks exist outside the Westend. I had a boyfriend who lived in Denistoun so I’m not a snob.

The most West End-ish area of the East End

 

[cwej]

HELL YEAH

 

[Soldi]

 

[Lucille]

The local Turkish shopkeeper is being increasingly flirty. I’ll keep you updated.

 

[ButterTart]

I thought I'd be well up for Eurovision tonight. I really was not. I think it's like that sexual fugue state you go into after a wank; last Saturday was the explosive climax of months of Euro-edging and now I can't bring myself to look at a foreigner for a bit.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The local Turkish shopkeeper is being increasingly flirty. I’ll keep you updated.

omg this sound so exciting love a Turkish

 

[jivafox]

Me too

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I wanted to join in to Eurovision tonight but honestly gays 2011

 

[ButterTart]

Just reading about unsolved murders to help me drift off.

 

[Lucille]

Jerk off*

 

[jivafox]

Just reading about unsolved murders to help me drift off.

This is one of my faves

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Dorothy_Jane_Scott

 

[ButterTart]

This is one of my faves

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Dorothy_Jane_Scott

Weirdly, that was one of the ones I was looking at last night. I spend a lot of time on Unresolved Mysteries on Reddit, some proper rabbit holes.

 

[rhythmbandit]

I enjoy reading about people going missing with no trace, it helped me fall asleep last night.

 

[Soldi]

Oh @ButterTart Unsolved Murders thread NOW

 

[Kate]

Anyone NOT doing CUNTING EUROVISION tonight?

 

[Lucille]

Try it you might like it!!!

 

[Soldi]

Anyone NOT doing CUNTING EUROVISION tonight?

IVE HAD ENOUGH

 

[Soldi]

Woooooooo

 

[Alla]

Anyone NOT doing CUNTING EUROVISION tonight?

Me, it's just too much.

 

[Tisch]

If there is scope I can do TWo Drunk threads GLADLY

 

[Soldi]

NO NO NO

 

[dmlaw]

Anyone NOT doing CUNTING EUROVISION tonight?

I'm doing Eurovision but it's not like it has my undivided attention.

 

[Soldi]

If there is scope I can do TWo Drunk threads GLADLY

Is Iggy’s karaoke entry THAT BAD?

 

[Kate]

If there is scope I can do TWo Drunk threads GLADLY

YAY

I'm on the whisky now

 

[Lucille]

Is Iggy’s karaoke entry THAT BAD?

I hope SO. I’m a bit stressed by the number of contestants that can ACTUALLY SING.

 

[Kate]

Some cunt put the Whoriah Scarey into the Dance Anthems rate and that's where I'm up to now so MORE BOOZE NEEDED IMMEDIATELY

 

[Soldi]

I hope SO. I’m a bit stressed by the number of contestants that can ACTUALLY SING.

I’m sure you’ll be BRILLIANT hun, at least you’ve got the balls to actually ENTER

 

[dmlaw]

Some cunt put the Whoriah Scarey into the Dance Anthems rate and that's where I'm up to now so MORE BOOZE NEEDED IMMEDIATELY

I'm waiting for ButterTart to announce the semi final groups. I think I will have to ignore anything that doesn't grab my attention in the first minute.

 

[Kate]

When I went into the playlist this afternoon it was NINETEEN HOURS LONG and it's still not complete yet

 

[dmlaw]

It's a bank holiday. Do you have anything better to do?