Lithuania 2024: Silvester Belt - Luktelk

[Lucille]

Omg your fave is awful Lucille!

They barely showed any of it!! It’s a minimal sauna banger in full!!!

 

[Lucille]

Omg who’s the pink rocker barbie?

Ok she SLAPPED!!!

 

[Lucille]

The Roop song is so heinous and has tarnished they’re entire career.

 

[Dark Carnival]

That recap had so much more potential than the whole of Denmark!

 

[Dark Carnival]

SLUTS ON STAGE NOW

 

[Lucille]

I thought we were getting Angelique Mango for a minute then, who are MAN-GO?!??

 

[Lucille]

Omg they’re still going.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg they’re still going.

I think it’s their THIRD song. They must be big there!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m sort of enjoying this one to be honest. THEIR RANGE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

From slutty to sultry!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fancy another one?

 

[Lucille]

Still at it!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are these the results??

 

[Lucille]

I presume the top 3 with the XXXXXXX are the super final?!!! But WFK!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Im so confused

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are these different jury votes??

 

[Lucille]

I have no idea what is happening.

 

[Tisch]

I do enjoy how Lithuania announces their viewer vote to the ACTUAL NUMBER

 

[Dark Carnival]

The Poop must not win!!

 

[Tisch]

Im so confused

I have no idea what is happening.

All I kept hearing was QUEENS OF ROSES even though they came near bottom of both votes

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wait

 

[Dark Carnival]

Isn’t that Latvia?

 

[Tisch]

Omg have they GAYED UP Dons? Are vests more acceptable in Lithuania than they are Latvia?

 

[Lucille]

Not this MISERABLE GOBLIN!

 

[Tisch]

Okay sorry but that's a brilliant voice

 

[Lucille]

“It’s killing me slow”

TOO SLOW!

 

[Lucille]

It’s giving Gollum at Dalston Superstore.

 

[Tisch]

Quite well built isn't he?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg have they GAYED UP Dons? Are vests more acceptable in Lithuania than they are Latvia?

If the strategy is to catch the gay vote then they had a better chance with the CAT SONG

 

[Lucille]

Loving this bitch on her phone.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This made the super final??

 

[Lucille]

Ok I don’t want to make this mistake again tonight but this guy’s very Penelope coded.

 

[Lucille]

This made the super final??

I thought it was an interval act?!??? Genuinely no clue!

 

[Tisch]

Ok I don’t want to make this mistake again tonight but this guy’s very Penelope coded.

I thought it was an interval act?!??? Genuinely no clue!

I thought both of these!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I thought it was an interval act?!??? Genuinely no clue!

i thought she said it was Shower

 

[Lucille]

Either way it’s TURGID! It simply must be LUKTELK!!!

 

[Lucille]

i thought she said it was Shower

Shower of SHIT!

 

[Dark Carnival]

That potentially leaves hot sauna track (according to Lucille - still to be confirmed) as our only hope.

 

[Lucille]

That potentially leaves hot sauna track (according to Lucille - still to be confirmed) as our only hope.

You’ll be gagging for ANON LOADS by the end of it!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

You’ll be gagging for ANON LOADS by the end of it!!!

Let me just have a TASTE
None of you must GO TO WASTE
I want you DEEP
Inside of MEEEEEEEE