Lithuania 2024: Silvester Belt - Luktelk

[Dark Carnival]

Ok this is definitely the best of the remaining three!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ooohh nice dance break.

 

[Lucille]

I am now accepting ANON LOADS!!!

 

[Soldi]

 

[Lucille]

Everything about this is disgusting.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Toilet break

 

[Lucille]

It’s absolutely unhinged and not in a cute funny way like me.

 

[Tisch]

Hmm, just because you do a FUNNY DANCE doesn't make it a competitive entry The Roop, this really isn't it. I really hope the public don't go boring and familiar.

He oozes charisma but here looks like he's over even his own shit

 

[Kratz]

I am now accepting ANON LOADS!!!

This is brand new information!

 

[Soldi]

Who’s THIS QUEEN?!

 

[Lucille]

Green and purple such a famously inviting combo.

 

[Dark Carnival]

SHOO TA OH TOODOOO

 

[Lucille]

The biggest grower of last season!



CIUTO TUTTTTO!

 

[Lucille]

Yay!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ha!

 

[Tisch]

The Roop looking ANNOYED before they realised the camera was on them

 

[Lucille]

YAAAASSSSSSSS!

 

[Soldi]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yaaaay

 

[Lucille]

The Roop looking ANNOYED before they realised the camera was on them

FUMING!

 

[Dark Carnival]

NOW ACCEPTING ANON LOADS

 

[Lucille]

It’s LUKTELK girls!!!

 

[Lucille]

See you down the VILNIUS SAUNA girls!!!

 

[Lucille]

Let me just have a TASTE
None of you must GO TO WASTE
I want you DEEP
Inside of MEEEEEEEE!

 

[VoR]

The RIKTUS GRIN on him from The Roop!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bless her heart she can’t believe she’s going to Eurovision

 

[Lucille]

The RIKTUS GRIN on him from The Roop!

He clearly does not LOVE HIS LITTLE LIFE!!!

 

[Lucille]

Is that GRAPHIC PRINT his trophy?!!!

 

[Lucille]

There’s a whiff of PAUL OSCAR in this minimalist esoteric jam.

 

[IntoTheDark]

He looks like he had a past life as one of those G-A-Y promo whores who walk the street of Soho

 

[Soldi]

This is going to do so well!

 

[Tisch]

The staging, the graphics, the presence, it's all so OVEN READY.

 

[Tisch]

Like Olly Alexander if he was STRAIGHT and MUCH COOLER

 

[Dark Carnival]

PASS THE POPPERS LOVES

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is there anywhere left for us to head to? Same time last week, Sanremo had only gone through a couple of songs.

 

[Tisch]

Those credits that came up so quickly

 

[Lucille]

Need to hear this in a darkroom IMMEDIATELY!!!

 

[auretz]

Yes!

 

[Lucille]

Is there anywhere left for us to head to? Same time last week, Sanremo had only gone through a couple of songs.

I know right, it’s all over at 10pm, do I just GO TO SLEEP?!??

 

[Kratz]

Oh well done Lithuania! That rounded the evening off nicely (Denmark is a stone cold bore and I don’t know WTF Estonia just selected).