LIVE - UK GENERAL ELECTION RESULTS 2019

[VoR]

 

[dmlaw]

I've given up on any sort of Big Tory names going. There will be no consolations tonight.

 

[dmlaw]

I think Andrew Neil may have just called Richard Burgon a count as well.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Eurgh
Tory remain with over 50% of the vote. Lib Dems are over here.

 

[Shirley]

Frank Field BETRAYED by BIRKENHEAD

 

[dmlaw]

Frank Field BETRAYED by BIRKENHEAD

GOOD.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I think Seb Flyte may have lost his deposit

 

[VoR]

Oh please let us lose Nigel Dodds. I'm literally feasting on scraps at this point.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Nigel Dodds possibly GONE.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I have a feeling the majority more be more likely around 60. Still shit.

 

[Indie]

Shit, Iain Duncan Smith re-elected.

meh

 

[VoR]

Zac Goldsmith to die would also be MIGHTY SATISFYING

 

[dmlaw]

Please can Zac Goldsmith lose his seat. We need something.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Sounds like Zac Goldsmith gone AGAIN!

 

[VoR]

Apparently Nigel Dodds is indeed out.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Bishop Auckland has been Labour since the 1930s and now gone Tory.

 

[Shirley]

Big MAJ there too

 

[VoR]

Richard Burgon re-elected.

 

[dmlaw]

Keir Starmer re-elected, as well.

 

[GinAg (39)]

SNP making many gains.

 

[VoR]

Labour privately conceding that Boris will hold his seat.

We ain't getting any big Tory scalpings tonight it seems.

 

[dmlaw]

In what world have they already negotiated an excellent trade deal? Why are these people still lying when they have now won the election?

 

[GinAg (39)]

DUP losing in NI and SF making gains alongside the SNP domination will give Piffel some problems.

GOOD

 

[bypass]

In what world have they already negotiated an excellent trade deal? Why are these people still lying when they have now won the election?

They're tories. They don't know how to do anything else.

 

[VoR]

Labour now projected to pass 200 seats.

OOH JEREMY CORBYN!!!!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Labour now projected to pass 200 seats.

OOH JEREMY CORBYN!!!!

That's just a bit less painful.

 

[dmlaw]

If Luciana Berger wins in Finchley the Jeremy Corbyn will be particularly upset in that he hasn't even been able to take out a Jew.

 

[VoR]

Jess Phillips in tears

 

[VoR]

Ed Miliband holds. PHEW.

 

[dmlaw]

With one of two exceptions, these are good progressive MPs that are losing their jobs. None of them deserve this and it's all just too sad for words.

 

[VoR]

John McDonell re-elected

Nadine Dorries re-elected I thought she was DEAD

 

[dmlaw]

Zac Goldsmith DEAD

 

[GinAg (39)]

Yay Goldsmith gone!

 

[Shirley]

Majority of 30-70 is it? Ooh I feel like MYSTIC MEG

 

[Sheena]

Woke up for a wee at the right time- I’M STILL IN A LABOUR CONSTITUENCY! And with an increased majority.

I may be crying.

 

[Shirley]

What of THANGAM? BAMBOS CHARALAMBOUS? VERNON COAKER!

 

[VoR]

Diana Johnson holds in Hull.

 

[VoR]

Dominic Raab re-elected. There go all our hopes of a Portillo moment.

 

[VoR]

Jeremy Corbyn re-elected. I'm sure he's THRILLED.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Corbyn chatting to the skull cap wearing Brexit Party candidate while the results are read out... hmm.