Lizzo EVIL?

[GNL]

I'm sure he's the very best in his specialty, but is it really worth it?

That's pure engagement bait from Pop Crave. He also represents CELINE DION and a bunch of other run of the mill rich people.

 

[Zu]

What is evil Lizzo supposed to do? Not have legal representation?

Mind you, Bill Cosby? Chris Brown?

 

[Apoca]

I'm sure he's the very best in his specialty, but is it really worth it?

If I was getting sued, I would get the best if I could afford it.

The less said about the way PopCrave put this together the better though, literally only compiling the clients who have more than damaged reputations (and in some cases rightly so).

 

[Rita]

Post your LIZZO Top 10

Oh CALM DOWN. She isn’t ENYA.

LIZZO FORUM NOW

 

[Phoenix]

Someone posted that most big time celebrities are his clients (Oprah, Matt Damon, etc…) who are not predators. He’s just a famous Hollywood lawyer.

 

[OutSynk]

This reminds me of the time someone (Eileen?) posted their dick pic but half of it was cut off.

Sounds like something you'd see on Rotten.com

 

[Lucille]

Apparently she’s planning on setting her DOGS on the accuser, who can’t be named but will henceforth be known simply as ‘TUBS’.

 

[Rita]

Oh so there IS a court case? @Kala COME BACK IN HERE HUN.

 

[dmlaw]

He’s the number one Hollywood lawyer and his client due diligence seems to be limited to ‘can this person afford $950 per hour’. Obviously some of them are going to turn out to be guilty.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Moopy EVIL?

NON-SHOCKER

 

[Apoca]

NON-SHOCKER

Well, YOU NEVER KNOW.

 

[Lucille]

Oh so there IS a court case?

 

[Dark Carnival]

KALA VINDICATED

 

[Lucille]

Am I the evil one?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Am I the evil one?

NON-SHOCKER

Again

 

[Rita]

I’m bowing out of this thread now.

 

[Dark Carnival]

RITA EVIL!

 

[KindaCool]

Sounds like something you'd see on Rotten.com

When did that website close?

 

[KindaCool]

If Lizzo sues Moopy over this thread then a whole bunch of you are going to prison. Prison honey.

 

[Dark Carnival]

If Lizzo sues Moopy over this thread then a whole bunch of you are going to prison. Prison honey.

Hun, we had lots more to fear over V* BR*WN

 

[Rita]

If Lizzo sues Moopy over this thread then a whole bunch of you are going to prison. Prison honey.

 

[KindaCool]

Hun, we had lots more to fear over V* BR*WN

But did you LEARN?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

But did you LEARN?!

Yeah, this time we’ll just collectively blame it all on Kala and move on!

 

[KindaCool]

Lizzo v. Kala will go on to become a landmark US Supreme Court case.

 

[KindaCool]

Can you imagine Moopy members on the WITNESS STAND? The Judge would literally quit.

 

[KindaCool]

So GUESS who's coming to Lizzo's rescue

 

[Tisch]

Eileen's dick cut in half in a suitcase on the M1

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

Kahana never struck me as particularly BRIGHT or INTUITIVE so I’m staying on the side of LIZ IS EVIL.

 

[Zu]

Is this Fat Pat aka TUBS?

 

[VoR]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Kahana never struck me as particularly BRIGHT or INTUITIVE so I’m staying on the side of LIZ IS EVIL.

Lizzo was probably mean to her, Kahana was just too thick to realise it.

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh no, she IS EVIL!

 

[Phoenix]

Next up we have Beelzebub and Hannibal Lecter praising Lizzo management style.

 

[OutSynk]

Grimes EVIL?

Well we already know the answer to THAT one.

 

[Lucille]

Lizzo is so sweet, apparently she lent Azealia Banks a nice large pot for that time she cooked her cat.

 

[Kratz]

Lizzo used to make change for Rose West's johns and help to lay the occasional patio - what a treasure.

 

[KindaCool]

These celebs are making her look worse.

 

[Pipo]

Grimes has also defended Doja Cat a few weeks ago when she insulted and disowned her whole fan base What an (AI-sourced) WOMAN!