Melodifestivalen 2020: Deltävling Two - Göteborg

[Penelope]

at Mendez and Paul Rey not putting their hands up when asked if they did their best. PRICKS

 

[FetchFugly]

FUCKING DOTTER

 

[Alla]

Linda

 

[Penelope]

LINDA NOOOOOOOOO

 

[Christian]

OH WELL

 

[Christian]

I bet she's doing shots ALREADY at the FREE BAR

 

[Penelope]

I am horrified that Shady Lady techniques of MAGIC BEEPING SOMETHING have once again defeated a schlager idol

 

[ButterTart]

Linda robbed, shanked and left for dead by Klara and Paul.

 

[Penelope]

In seriousness, I think Linda can rightly feel QUITE SORE that that vocal horror from Dotter got the nod over her

 

[Christian]

That Catsuit Horror is so RANK AMATEUR it's not funny.

Linda should have had a COUPLE of HOT BOYS mincing around behind her for a few extra votes. That stage did look VERY EMPTY.

The vocals were awful but that's just so BENGTZING.

 

[ButterTart]

Has this one got a moustache?

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh well I shall pin some more forlorn hope on Nanne and her ludicrously-titled number in heat four.

 

[Apoca]

Linda Bengtzing's return, albeit unsuccessful was already worth it for her unabashed pride in voting for herself and raising her arms in triumph when asked whether she gave it her all - followed by her sniffing her armpit area left and right.

What a legend.

 

[Christian]

How fitting to play a FUNEREAL DIRGE to lament Linda's passing

VERY APPROPRIATE

 

[Christian]

How did Afrodite ever win? I mean, I don't mind it, but it must have been a shit year, surely?

 

[dUb]

Dotter and Anna officially dUb's faves of the week. In The Heights great too

Nice for you all to see Linda again I suppose

 

[Christian]

JUSTICE is SERVED!

 

[FetchFugly]

Yay!

The dramatic reaction

 

[Christian]

Yay!

The dramatic reaction

We love an OTT queen

Christer furiously stabbing pins into his voodoo doll at home though

 

[Apoca]

How did Afrodite ever win? I mean, I don't mind it, but it must have been a shit year, surely?

You could tell it was the first year of "modern Melodifestivalen" - quality overall really wasn't sky high. Picked up massively in 2003.

 

[Penelope]

Holy FUCK at her elbowing one of Vamos amigos or Paul Rey out the way

 

[SDF]

Oh thank fuck for Anna

 

[Penelope]

God, she really performs the SHIT out of this though. Where did she get this presence from?!

 

[Christian]

This feels like a WINNER, hideous outfit notwithstanding

 

[Penelope]

Oh BLESS HER SHE'S CRYING!

 

[Christian]

God, she really performs the SHIT out of this though. Where did she get this presence from?!

It's a masterclass in working the camera. Robin and the Mamas were much better in their winning perf last week too - they both need to channel that in the FINALEN.

 

[FetchFugly]

This feels like a WINNER, hideous outfit notwithstanding

It is still an improvement on last year's get up to be fair.

 

[Christian]

Shit twinks not coming through this year then! WHOOP!

 

[Penelope]

Holy SHIT!

 

[Christian]

Blimey, I can't call this. Dotter I guess...?

 

[FetchFugly]

HA at Paul!

Is it the changed app rules that is doing for these teen boys.

SURELY NOT DOTTER VOX!?!

 

[Penelope]

FUCKING HELL!

DOTTER DTF?!

 

[Apoca]

Glad for Anna and her Charlotte Nilsson 1999 Tusen Och En Natt weave.

 

[Christian]

Well well well

Dotter will be bottom half come the final

 

[Alla]

I didn't see this coming, Dotter DTF? wtf!?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Two women DTF though!!!

 

[Penelope]

At least Kala can FINALLY RETIRE THAT FUCKING STAT

 

[Christian]

Felix Sandman and Paul Rey currently FUMING with their respective management teams

 

[Alla]

2 women DTF, @Kalabaliken found dead.

 

[Apoca]

Excellent Cock-Blocking.

Bulletproof is decent enough. Nothing to shout home about but not a toilet break in the line-up.