Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling One

[D5K]

See I can only hear nattens drottning to this now!

 

[Sheena]

The AMOUNT of OLD MEN who've gone through in the first heat

Gutted for her, but less gutted than I would be if it was a PROPER SCHLAGER STOMPER

 

[Tisch]

Hang on are these guys openly gay actually? I'm sure one of them just did a limp wrist to camera

 

[Apoca]

At least NANNE's song has made it to Globen/Finalen.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m going to ring Sweden and tell them Danny touched my tit. Get that cunt in prison where he belongs.

 

[Lucille]

I’m not sure I can deal with this WEEK AFTER WEEK!

 

[Alla]

Both DTF in Swedish isn't usual, when was the.last time?

 

[VoR]

For those who have his contact details, Suomi left me VERY SPECIFIC instructions for this eventuality so please don't text him. /

 

[Sheena]

Hang on are these guys openly gay actually? I'm sure one of them just did a limp wrist to camera

It's SWEDEN. Of COURSE they are.

I mean, have you SEEN the floppy haired one?

 

[Lucille]

For those who have his contact details, Suomi left me VERY SPECIFIC instructions for this eventuality so please don't text him. /

OMG

 

[D5K]

Time to switch over to Lithuania

 

[Tisch]

For those who have his contact details, Suomi left me VERY SPECIFIC instructions for this eventuality so please don't text him. /

Bet he's dead and out first in his D&D game as well

Thoughts and prayers @Suomi!

 

[ButterTart]

For those who have his contact details, Suomi left me VERY SPECIFIC instructions for this eventuality so please don't text him. /

I promised him they’d get through. I forgot all Swedish people are bastards.

 

[Soldi]

Time to switch over to Lithuania

Oh god The Roop are going to lose as well aren’t they

 

[Lucille]

The LIMP CONFETTI!

 

[FetchFugly]

Gutted for her, but less gutted than I would be if it was a PROPER SCHLAGER STOMPER

Yes. Poor Jessica, but it has gone well for her more often that not, she knows the game and I am sure she will be back (possibly with more Party Voice ridiculousness).

 

[D5K]

Oh god The Roop are going to lose as well aren’t they

Oh god I just couldn't

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The old women best be DTF.

They'd better make it to the final as well

 

[Raining on Me]

Well I'm fully wet and lathered tonight, as much through disappointment as horniness, but it's an exquisite yet hateful mix

 

[Lucille]

What is this awkward ending!

 

[COB]

Who are those OLD WOMEN we're getting next week?!

 

[RJN]

Danny fist pumping next to Avignarna posing for a picture was a good ending

 

[Sheena]

It does feel they spunked some BIG STUFF on week 1 and week 2 is going to be a bit more, well, WEAK, but that has OFTEN been the case.

 

[Penelope]

What is this awkward ending!

This is all happening to PURE SILENCE WITHOUT A CROWD remember

 

[Sheena]

I do LOVE how SVT only let us have 1.5 hours of Swedish joy before CRUELLY swiping it away again

 

[GinAg (39)]

Time to switch over to Lithuania

Do we have a topic/ link?

 

[Lucille]

This is the biggest topic in the MF forum EVER!

 

[Lucille]

This is the biggest topic in the MF forum EVER!

Hopefully some comfort to Jessan

 

[Apoca]

I’m not sure I can deal with this WEEK AFTER WEEK!

You'll get used to the agony. (and the occasional bout of absolute delight)

 

[Apoca]

Also, I do think the majority of tonight's entries was better than half the stuff from last year. Felt like a fairly strong heat.

 

[Penelope]

It felt like a strong heat in that a lot of the entries all felt competitive to qualify, but I don't think it was all that song quality-wise.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Praying for @Suomi

 

[Penelope]

Reminder either way that the all-too frequent pain of nights like tonight makes the highs of the results going RIGHT even more exquisite when it happens

 

[ButterTart]

Swedish Brexit. Still can’t process it.

 

[Penelope]

Swedish Brexit. Still can’t process it.

Pfft - come back when you've been through the SCHLAGERCAUST OF SUNDSVALL that was andra chansen 2011!

 

[Apoca]

We were kids..

 

[Sheena]

Pfft - come back when you've been through the SCHLAGERCAUST OF SUNDSVALL that was andra chansen 2011!

FUCKING HELL, break it to me like THAT without a warning why don't you

 

[Sheena]

YEAH, tonight doesn't really seem HALF as bad as NIGHTS OF THE PAST.

SORRY JESSAN

 

[Sheena]

One of my MF loving gays texted me post-Jessica to say "Meh, it's alright, but it's not DISCO enough" and so I thought we were in trouble from THEN ON.

 

[Apoca]

Pfft - come back when you've been through the SCHLAGERCAUST OF SUNDSVALL that was andra chansen 2011!

I will report this post. We do not speak of that night.