Melodifestivalen 2024: Deltävling Five (Karlstad)

[win_the_game]

USE THE FUCKING SPOILER TAGS PLEASE!!!

 

[VoR]

NO MATHS SPOILERS

 

[Hak]

What happens in case of a tie??

 

[Tisch]

for those who can do maths, but come on

 

[Kratz]

What happens in case of a tie??

You just found out

 

[Madíson]

RESIGN

 

[ButterTart]

What the actual FUCK is happening?

 

[Kratz]

for those who can do maths, but come on

Well apparently they couldn’t!

 

[Soldi]

What a dreadful format to round off a dreadful Melfest.

 

[FetchFugly]

You can normally rely on AC to help with the song quality of the final. Well...

 

[Alla]

Why would you spoil it?

I made it up, leave me alone, you obsessive freak.

 

[Lucille]

HORRID!

 

[Samuel]

They should brush this format under the carpet and never speak of it again.

 

[win_the_game]

They seriously need to bring Christer out of retirement to sort the sorry mess this has become.

 

[Kratz]

A much needed palate cleanser

 

[VoR]

A fittingly laughable end.

 

[Tisch]

Just to humour me, why did Jay get through over Snusk? More Round 2 votes I assume?

 

[Madíson]

Erdogan and Orban were right all along.

 

[Kratz]

Just to humour me, why did Jay get through over Snusk? More Round 2 votes I assume?

I think so but as you know I’m not a scientist

 

[Soldi]

It doesn’t help that most of the final is ALREADY filler!

 

[ButterTart]

I’m GOING to this HEAP OF SHIT next week

 

[Hak]

Anders Wistbacka, resign please!

 

[Madíson]

Can we just go back to the format it was in 2005? Preferably with all the same singers too.

 

[Samuel]

This format also flies in the face of their argument for not releasing the songs that advance to the Final until after the last heat.

They always said it was to help the songs that go to AC, but if neither of the two songs that have been dominating Spotify since their heats weeks ago can topple the songs performed 30 minutes ago, then it should be a level playing field for everyone.

 

[Hak]

Just to humour me, why did Jay get through over Snusk? More Round 2 votes I assume?

The aftershow host explained it as follows:
"The reason Jay Smith advanced ahead of Miss Snusk is that he received more votes tonight, and that must feel satisfying, I think..."

 

[ButterTart]

Christ, I’m pining for GUNILLA, that’s how much of a thunderous CUNT UP this new system is.

 

[Hak]

Christ, I’m pining for GUNILLA, that’s how much of a thunderous CUNT UP this new system is.

It would've been Miss Filth and either Annika or Scarlet advancing with a fair system.

 

[Suomi]

Sorry but this is a joke, I have defended this competition until its lost me fans and supporters, but I can’t defend this. SINK THE SHIP

 

[Kratz]

Sorry but this is a joke, I have defended this competition until its lost me fans and supporters, but I can’t defend this. SINK THE SHIP

It really is very troubled

 

[Kratz]

The only redemption now would be Effortless winning but, let’s face it, that isn’t happening

 

[Madíson]

The only redemption now would be Effortless winning but, let’s face it, that isn’t happening

What do the bookies say?

 

[VoR]

Loving the 'IT'S VERY RECENT!' vibes of Cazzi's cover art

 

[Hak]

This is going to be a SKANDAL in the press tonight. Heads will roll!

 

[ButterTart]

I think I'll be rooting for Effortless. It wasn't my favourite, but it was literally the ONLY song to go DTF which wasn't by a returning artist, and it didn't qualify from AC based on blatant recency bias.

 

[Kratz]

What do the bookies say?

It’s there or thereabouts but it feels like M&M’s to lose?

 

[ButterTart]

Remembering the fallen icons who would have qualified if the new format hadn't been a steaming bucket of old shite.

 

[Kratz]

Remembering the fallen icons who would have qualified if the new format hadn't been a steaming bucket of old shite.

I really think Scarlet, SNUSK and Elisa would have brought something to the final that is lacking

 

[Kratz]

When Elisa got 58 points I suddenly thought she was going to do rather well because we are so used to and such salt this stage.

 

[FetchFugly]

A much needed palate cleanser

This bangs in studio form.

I also missed the dancers going full legs akimbo for the first epiphany in the back seat line:

 

[Apoca]

I commend them for trying new things within MF but at the same time, boy oh boy did they ever FUMBLE THE BAG this year