MOOPY INDOOR SCAVENGER HUNT - THE FINAL - RESULTS AND WINNERS AT 6PM!!

ITEM 10 - MOOPY TASKMASTER 1

Write a tag poem.

A poem of between one and three verses that either incorporates Moopy tags or elaborates upon them.

This was a tough, tough choice...

3 points to.....



Foofs And Poofs

A beautiful day

Jark rides down hill on hospital bed
KindaCool ruins another thread
Kala accidentally drops name
Kelly Clarkson dead

Clouds, fields, trees
Oh Rachey's going to love this
Sky, stars, sleet
Agnetha sideways shit

Cwej has polio
Piano falls on VoR
Oh Johnkm not four year olds
Keri Hilson dies at home
 
Now, you'll want to settle yrselves in because here's the 5 pointer from Show Us Yer Quarantitties



The Ode of Sheena and Rachey

There once was a place called Moopy
The brightest place you’d seen
It was ruled by a lesbian, Rachey
And her rival, Sheena, scat Queen
Sheena was a fierce leader
She threatened Rachey in a flash
With the promise of Helen Worth Topless
And a Carol Vorderman semen splash
Now for Rachey, cum was an issue
For most lezzers, it’s a definite no
As although Rachey is pregnant with twins
She got them from cwej, who has polio
And Cwej’s cum was all powerful
I should know- I have given him head
It made Lesley Joseph flash upskirt
And left Linda Robson dead
His cum flew through the kingdom of Moopy
Causing Rachey’s waters to break and foam
She arrived at the local infirmary
To find Keri Hilson had died at home
Her corpse had caused a commotion
The psych patients had all gone and fled
With Johnkm child molester running
As Jark rode down hill on a hospital bed
Jark crashed and died quite quickly
As something fell upon his bed frame
From the sky the heavy weight tumbled
Kala had accidentally dropped another name
Rachey’s twins burst from her quickly
But her cunt (as in cunt) was now rotten and green
It would lead her to a career change
Hosting “Extreme Fisting With Robson Green”
So now Sheena ruled in Moopy
She had taken poor Rachey on
But as she surveyed her kingdom
She saw a sign, that said “Vote Big Ron”
She knew not of Ron’s meaning
But knew trouble would come from that hag
It may be her toughest challenge
At least since funky lost his rag
The moral of this story is simple
Don’t mess with Sheena for fun
Or you may end up like poor Eileen‘s torso
Found in a suitcase on the M1

:D!
 
octophone said:
Now, you'll want to settle yrselves in because here's the 5 pointer from Show Us Yer Quarantitties



The Ode of Sheena and Rachey

There once was a place called Moopy
The brightest place you’d seen
It was ruled by a lesbian, Rachey
And her rival, Sheena, scat Queen
Sheena was a fierce leader
She threatened Rachey in a flash
With the promise of Helen Worth Topless
And a Carol Vorderman semen splash
Now for Rachey, cum was an issue
For most lezzers, it’s a definite no
As although Rachey is pregnant with twins
She got them from cwej, who has polio
And Cwej’s cum was all powerful
I should know- I have given him head
It made Lesley Joseph flash upskirt
And left Linda Robson dead
His cum flew through the kingdom of Moopy
Causing Rachey’s waters to break and foam
She arrived at the local infirmary
To find Keri Hilson had died at home
Her corpse had caused a commotion
The psych patients had all gone and fled
With Johnkm child molester running
As Jark rode down hill on a hospital bed
Jark crashed and died quite quickly
As something fell upon his bed frame
From the sky the heavy weight tumbled
Kala had accidentally dropped another name
Rachey’s twins burst from her quickly
But her cunt (as in cunt) was now rotten and green
It would lead her to a career change
Hosting “Extreme Fisting With Robson Green”
So now Sheena ruled in Moopy
She had taken poor Rachey on
But as she surveyed her kingdom
She saw a sign, that said “Vote Big Ron”
She knew not of Ron’s meaning
But knew trouble would come from that hag
It may be her toughest challenge
At least since funky lost his rag
The moral of this story is simple
Don’t mess with Sheena for fun
Or you may end up like poor Eileen‘s torso
Found in a suitcase on the M1

:D!
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Holy shit who wrote that
 
octophone said:
Now, you'll want to settle yrselves in because here's the 5 pointer from Show Us Yer Quarantitties



The Ode of Sheena and Rachey

There once was a place called Moopy
The brightest place you’d seen
It was ruled by a lesbian, Rachey
And her rival, Sheena, scat Queen
Sheena was a fierce leader
She threatened Rachey in a flash
With the promise of Helen Worth Topless
And a Carol Vorderman semen splash
Now for Rachey, cum was an issue
For most lezzers, it’s a definite no
As although Rachey is pregnant with twins
She got them from cwej, who has polio
And Cwej’s cum was all powerful
I should know- I have given him head
It made Lesley Joseph flash upskirt
And left Linda Robson dead
His cum flew through the kingdom of Moopy
Causing Rachey’s waters to break and foam
She arrived at the local infirmary
To find Keri Hilson had died at home
Her corpse had caused a commotion
The psych patients had all gone and fled
With Johnkm child molester running
As Jark rode down hill on a hospital bed
Jark crashed and died quite quickly
As something fell upon his bed frame
From the sky the heavy weight tumbled
Kala had accidentally dropped another name
Rachey’s twins burst from her quickly
But her cunt (as in cunt) was now rotten and green
It would lead her to a career change
Hosting “Extreme Fisting With Robson Green”
So now Sheena ruled in Moopy
She had taken poor Rachey on
But as she surveyed her kingdom
She saw a sign, that said “Vote Big Ron”
She knew not of Ron’s meaning
But knew trouble would come from that hag
It may be her toughest challenge
At least since funky lost his rag
The moral of this story is simple
Don’t mess with Sheena for fun
Or you may end up like poor Eileen‘s torso
Found in a suitcase on the M1

:D!
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That is AMAZING!! :D
 
Right, let's get this wrapped up and declare a winner but, really, @Sheena 's poem needs a life beyond this thread...superb.
 
My maths say we only need one win of the next two

My head says we won't get either :D
 
octophone said:
Now, you'll want to settle yrselves in because here's the 5 pointer from Show Us Yer Quarantitties



The Ode of Sheena and Rachey

There once was a place called Moopy
The brightest place you’d seen
It was ruled by a lesbian, Rachey
And her rival, Sheena, scat Queen
Sheena was a fierce leader
She threatened Rachey in a flash
With the promise of Helen Worth Topless
And a Carol Vorderman semen splash
Now for Rachey, cum was an issue
For most lezzers, it’s a definite no
As although Rachey is pregnant with twins
She got them from cwej, who has polio
And Cwej’s cum was all powerful
I should know- I have given him head
It made Lesley Joseph flash upskirt
And left Linda Robson dead
His cum flew through the kingdom of Moopy
Causing Rachey’s waters to break and foam
She arrived at the local infirmary
To find Keri Hilson had died at home
Her corpse had caused a commotion
The psych patients had all gone and fled
With Johnkm child molester running
As Jark rode down hill on a hospital bed
Jark crashed and died quite quickly
As something fell upon his bed frame
From the sky the heavy weight tumbled
Kala had accidentally dropped another name
Rachey’s twins burst from her quickly
But her cunt (as in cunt) was now rotten and green
It would lead her to a career change
Hosting “Extreme Fisting With Robson Green”
So now Sheena ruled in Moopy
She had taken poor Rachey on
But as she surveyed her kingdom
She saw a sign, that said “Vote Big Ron”
She knew not of Ron’s meaning
But knew trouble would come from that hag
It may be her toughest challenge
At least since funky lost his rag
The moral of this story is simple
Don’t mess with Sheena for fun
Or you may end up like poor Eileen‘s torso
Found in a suitcase on the M1

:D!
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I guess we never had a chance. :D I cobbled something together at the last minute and @wendy the goat did the painting.
 
ITEM 11 – GOOGLE IMAGES ROUND

A photo of Lana Del Rey looking stoned.

3 points to.............



















Show Us Yer Quarantitties


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..but a richly deserved 5 points to Foofs And Poofs for this...

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Fucking BAKED, so she is.
 
So, finally - Item 12, in which I lost all sense of reality for a few minutes:

ITEM 12 - MOOPY TASKMASTER 2: Make Octy A Cup Of Tea.

This was actually super tough to judge because there were two very different approaches.
 
Honestly, we need to preserve this period of isolation on moopy very carefully. When all this insanity is over, looking back at just what people did to entertain themselves is going to be fascinating.
 
Which means the 5 points go to Foofs and Poofs

This just tickled me - the special spoon, the REAL caramel wafer, the reason for skipping the sugar but leaving the option.

Brewed for ten minutes using a Yorkshire Gold teabag in my favourite Clangers mug, I didn't put any sugar in because I reckon you're sweet enough but there's some sugar cubes should you prefer it sugared, teeny amount of milk but you can add more to taste if necessary (sorry we've only got Lacto-Free but it tastes the same, honest). The elephant spoon is my spoon from when I was a baby, it's my favourite spoon and only special people are allowed to use it. The Tunnocks dark choccy Caramel wafer is only 137 calories a bar so it's a moment on the lips and safe for your hips.

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OutSynk said:
Oh PLEASE. Bet you worked on it for DAYS.:kim:
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Listen BITCH. One thing I DON'T do is LIE for the sake of an Internet forum.

@Indie badgered me yesterday afternoon and I whipped it up in about 40 minutes, half pissed, and didn't think it was very good at all :D
 
Boo!

Sheena really ought to win something for that poem
 
Yeah bitches! Foofs and Poofs have REAL Tunnocks Caramels and they're dark chocolate ones! :D

(I nearly divorced Mr F for taking my elephant spoon to work one day to stir his coffee, he was only saved because he didn't lose it)
 
octophone said:
Which means the 5 points go to Foofs and Poofs

This just tickled me - the special spoon, the REAL caramel wafer, the reason for skipping the sugar but leaving the option.

Brewed for ten minutes using a Yorkshire Gold teabag in my favourite Clangers mug, I didn't put any sugar in because I reckon you're sweet enough but there's some sugar cubes should you prefer it sugared, teeny amount of milk but you can add more to taste if necessary (sorry we've only got Lacto-Free but it tastes the same, honest). The elephant spoon is my spoon from when I was a baby, it's my favourite spoon and only special people are allowed to use it. The Tunnocks dark choccy Caramel wafer is only 137 calories a bar so it's a moment on the lips and safe for your hips.

n3OQy0o.jpg
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This has to be @Floppet
 
Floppet said:
Yeah bitches! Foofs and Poofs have REAL Tunnocks Caramels and they're dark chocolate ones! :D

(I nearly divorced Mr F for taking my elephant spoon to work one day to stir his coffee, he was only saved because he didn't lose it)
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Fucking annoyed that I searched in morrisons for a good ten minutes (thereby holding up the poor outdoor queuing folk outside) only for you to have them.
 
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