I mean, if you need a fix that badly I can summarise every episode here for you:
- Phone call from Sheridan or Violet
- Hyacinth screams in postman’s face
- Emmett has nervous breakdown
- Elizabeth comes over for tea
- Hyacinth screams in Elizabeth’s face, Elizabeth smashes cup
- Hyacinth falls into Bush
- Daddy runs away
- Onslow’s car backfires
- Rose tries to fuck the vicar, talks about recent fuck with somebody she only refers to by surname
- Hyacinth gets dress caught in tractor door and is dragged down country lane with knickers exposed just as the major walks past.