MOTHERFESTIVALEN 2023: Deltävling 4 (Malmö) - ft. Lorraine (sp?)

[ButterTart]

 

[Apoca]

I don't really know why this is a thing, but it is glorious and one of tik toks best influences on society.



ONE VERY EXCITED MOTHER

Tattoo (gets two percent fast everytime she enunciates)

 

[Hak]

Tattoo has now surpassed last years winner Hold Me Closer in YouTube views.

Update: Over the weekend Tattoo surpassed Move/Voices Too Late For Love/Dance You Off, Statements and Tempo in YouTube views.

Her final set of obstacles are the tag teams of Dolly Style and Samir & Viktor which have both racked up substantial views by prepubescent streaming addicts throughout the years. It will likely take Tattoo a month or two to surpass Bada Nakna to become the most streamed Melodifestivalen video of all time.

 

[COB]

tag teams of Dolly Style

 

[D5K]

Her final set of obstacles are the tag teams of Dolly Style and Samir & Viktor which have both racked up substantial views by prepubescent streaming addicts throughout the years. It will likely take Tattoo a month or two to surpass Bada Nakna to become the most streamed Melodifestivalen video of all time.

I wouldn't be so sure the Bada Nakna viewership is prepubescent.

 

[Hak]

I wouldn't be so sure the Bada Nakna viewership is prepubescent.

What then? Pubescent?

 

[VoR]

GAYS!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

GAYS!

Can confirm. I'm homosexual and have watched the video multiple times.

 

[D5K]

GAYS!

Thank you for spotting that my subtlety wasn't quite getting the point across.

 

[Hak]

You mean postpubescent gays are watching just cause they're shirtless?

I'm confused here. Wouldn't Pornhub or OnlyFans be preferable to those craving a wank?

 

[COB]

You would think so, but some gays are just incredibly CUMBRAINED in all aspects of life

 

[Hak]

You would think so, but some gays are just incredibly CUMBRAINED in all aspects of life

Thanks for these enlightening tidbits. Never too late to learn something new!

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Lucille]

MUMMY!

 

[Hak]

She's admitted in multiple interviews that she refused countless inquiries of entering Tattoo into Melfest.

Loreen repeatedly stated "IT'S A NO." until the songwriters finally gave up and said "Fine, let's just release it" when she went "MAYBE IT'S A YES".

 

[Lucille]

She didn’t want to get out bed, and WHO CAN BLAME HER.

 

[Lucille]

Her reluctantly agreeing to be the second double Eurovision winner of all time is so iconic.

 

[Lucille]

Such an icon for all us under-achieving queens.