Boss is back. Boss is narky.
Our biggest client normally sends about 40 jobs a day. Yesterday they sent 125, clearly clearing out their backlog from Christmas. This morning I get an angry phone call demanding to know why we haven’t processed 60 of them yet.
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It just took me 140 calls to get in contact with my GP.
UGH! That's one of my pet hates. "Morning, we deserved a Christmas holiday but you obviously didn't so giddy up!" FUCK OFF.
And what’s wrong with Peacocks?
They’re testy little buggers as well. They used to have some at the petting zoo in Bolton, and they always looked like they’d have your hand off given the chance.It's all that preening. Yeah, yeah, we know you have feathers, do you know what we've got? Guns and ovens.
Good job I haven’t made it to Kumamoto yet, they just had a big earthquake
That’ll be fun from Saturday
I presumed we were talking about the shop...
So my Mum, who hasn't been herself for the last year but hasn't really been listening to my or my brother's attempts to help (have a cleaner, why not downsize the house etc. etc.) has just been diagnosed with Parkinson's. HAPPY NEW YEAR
It may ALL be worth it to see my Mum off her tits
I've still got some capsules of a nootropic brain enhancer called noopept that apparently has been researched as a neuroprotector against degenerative brain conditions, if you really want to get her popping stuff ;)
I'm sorry Shee. Obviously you have questions, but if you can, try to avoid googling stuff. I'd ask for advice from Parkinson's UK. They will be a lot more measured and realistic.
Sorry to be a MEL but WHAT THE HELL IS IT THAT YOU BUY FROM PRET on COLD DAYS and HAUL BACK TO THE OFFICE? It comes in a CARDBOARD BOX and stinks like TWIGLETS coated in MARMITE and ROASTED FOR THREE WEEKS
Anyway sorry to hear about OLD MA SHEE. But yes I don't think the prognosis is as grim as it was not so long ago. I'm sure my mother is going DOOLALLY too although IT'S NOT ALWAYS EASY TO TELL
Sorry to be a MEL but WHAT THE HELL IS IT THAT YOU BUY FROM PRET on COLD DAYS and HAUL BACK TO THE OFFICE? It comes in a CARDBOARD BOX and stinks like TWIGLETS coated in MARMITE and ROASTED FOR THREE WEEKS