Prince Philip DEAD

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

They appear to be playing an instrumental of Video Games ON A LOOP
I mean I get it, if they DIDN'T do it they'd be under attack, but not quite sure it's the VIBE most of their audience are going for on one of the first Fridays in AGES you can legally see your mates

 

[dUb]

CHRIST now it's Adele Make You Feel My Love pan pipes version

 

[Kate]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

CHRIST now it's Adele Make You Feel My Love pan pipes version

Honestly, I'd rather silence.

(Because the emergency tape would kick in with bangers )

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Scott Mills making the easy money then. Also IF THERE IS NO BED, IS IT EVEN NEWSBEAT!?

 

[GinAg (39)]

I remember me and my friends drinking cider behind the theatre (nicer than it sounds) in tribute to Diana and not really giving a fuck because we were 17.

Now THAT was a fucking Royal death.

 

[Marilyn]

Radio 1 is playing instrumentals now if you want to have a memorial karaoke session

 

[Ellie]

Good chance to catch up on all the Oscar documentaries this weekend since there'll be nothing on the TV.

 

[Soldi]

Oh not EMELI FUCKING SANDE RADIO 1

HAVE A FUCKING WORD

 

[GinAg (39)]

Hope they cancel sport

 

[Tisch]

Oh not EMELI FUCKING SANDE RADIO 1

HAVE A FUCKING WORD

It's a tribute to the passing of both to Prince Phil and Emeli's Sandé's career.

 

[Lucille]

I see NAZIS is trending

 

[cwej]

RIP.

That's about it from me.

Next?

 

[dmlaw]

Well, we've passed the number of replies in the other Prince Philip topic in just over five hours. Combined, they'd be the fourth biggest topic in the cemetery.

 

[floppet]

The boss posted "Duke of Edinburgh has died" in the work Whatsapp group. I replied "About time. He's looked corpse-like for years.". She said that was very irreverent of me so I'm glad I deleted the "He's been dead for ages. They've been keeping him on ice so they can release the news later to distract the public from something else."

 

[wendy the goat]

QVC dead

 

[Madíson]

As a mark of respect, today’s singles chart has been cancelled. There is no number one this week.
Not really.

 

[ButterTart]

oh he had his mother’s eyes!

madness in his eyes

His mother's sunken, deathly eyes.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

As a mark of respect, today’s singles chart has been cancelled. There is no number one this week.

Presumably this just affects Lil Nas X's second week at number 1..?

SUCKS for whoever the highest new entry was meant to be!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

SUCKS for whoever the highest new entry was meant to be!

Oh Olivia Rodrigo APPARENTLY, doubt she GIVES A SHIT!

 

[Funky]

Jesus CHRIST, he was one man, he lived a FULL LIFE, and now he's gone. Can't we just leave them in peace to mourn? Are we actually changing radio playlists and cancelling broadcasts?

I CANNOT WITH THIS HUMAN RACE

 

[Funky]

I wonder what sort of SPECIAL 24 PAGE PULLOUT The Daily Fail readers will be rewarded with tomorrow, which will no doubt have been archived for the last 40 years.

It's all so MACABRE

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I'm finding it all quite hilarious, as I really, really, I doubt all that many people EVEN CARE!

Twitter is going to be FUMING when they realise Masterchef has been cancelled

 

[GinAg (39)]

Bear Grylls currently on BBC News wearing a scout uniform paying tribute.

I can't. I really can't.

 

[Ellie]

Even BBC TWO have cancelled all the quiz shows? Ugh. Netflix to have a peak viewership tonight then.

 

[Funky]

"We are changing our schedule out of respect"

translated to "The old man is dead, let's put out a load of royal coverage while the ratings are up!"

Where's Charlie Brooker when you need him

 

[COB]

I would like it if there was a bit of a public backlash to the blanket coverage and fawning FOR ONCE.

 

[Funky]

I would like it if there was a bit of a public backlash to the blanket coverage and fawning FOR ONCE.

Yes. It does all feel very tone deaf.

Don't get me wrong, when Liz carks it, I expect a load of pomp and circumstance. Anyone who's in line to the throne for that matter. The rest are just FAMOUS RELATIVES.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I would have accepted all this for THE QUEEN.

 

[Funky]

I mean Taylor Swift is every bit as famous as The Queen, but would we cancel Eastenders if Joe Alwyn died? I DON'T THINK SO

 

[GinAg (39)]

Feel like pure shit, just want The One Show.

 

[GinAg (39)]

.

 

[RJN]

I mean Taylor Swift is every bit as famous as The Queen, but would we cancel Eastenders if Joe Alwyn died? I DON'T THINK SO

Taylor’s probably not happy this is taking up the attention on her album release day

 

[dmlaw]

I'm delighted that sport is still on, just because it'll give me something to watch until the trance evening starts.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Taylor’s probably not happy this is taking up the attention on her album release day

Happy to hear this.

 

[Penelope]

I remember me and my friends drinking cider behind the theatre (nicer than it sounds) in tribute to Diana and not really giving a fuck because we were 17.

Now THAT was a fucking Royal death.

Back when Phil knew how to do a proper SHOWSTOPPER

 

[VoR]

I do feel like this is the last gasp of this sort of thing. The Queen going will be peak ludicrousness of course, but after that? Charles will realistically not be king for very long and I can't see the nation collapsing into grief when he dies.

 

[PercyPig]

This is fucking ludicrous. Everywhere terrified of not “paying their respects” incase they’re accused of not being flag shaggers.

Some random on the street saying they’ll miss him. WTF!? “I’ll miss that big fucking racist lol he wasn’t afraid of free speech” more like.

 

[ButterTart]

I went through an entire day of work without anybody mentioning it.

 

[Iguana]

I went through an entire day of work without anybody mentioning it.

You worked? What a sucker