Romania 2022: WRS - Llamame

[Lucille]

London based apparently, here she is casually popping out for some SKAG.

 

[Penelope]

I enjoy how it doesn’t give an OUNCE more effort than STRICTLY NECESSARY, a philosophy I myself strive to live by.

Truly the MOON to Michael Ben David's HIGHLY SPIRITED SUN

 

[Lucille]

In case there’s ANY DOUBT, he’s actually a TRAINED DANCER.

 

[win_the_game]

Aren't we all these days?

 

[Alias #23]

I’m trying to ascertain which borough he’s in based on the colour of that sign on the council block behind him and I’m currently concluding that it’s BARNET although these exciting investigations will of course continue

 

[Penelope]

I’m trying to ascertain which borough he’s in based on the colour of that sign on the council block behind him and I’m currently concluding that it’s BARNET although these exciting investigations will of course continue

Southwark SURELY?

 

[Alias #23]

The other possibility is GLAMOROUS WALTHAM FOREST

 

[Penelope]

OFF-CHANCE OF LEWISHAM

 

[Alias #23]

Southwark SURELY?

Oh it might be. I feel a RECCY coming on

 

[Alias #23]

OFF-CHANCE OF LEWISHAM

The poor lamb

Still, better that than BARNET

 

[Lucille]

Between the 3 of us and @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA surely one of us has taken a REGRETTABLE LOAD in that tower block??

 

[Penelope]

I'm sensing a very EARLY contender for LUCY'S EUROVISION ICON AWARD OF 2022

 

[Lucille]

I do wish he still had the TACHE, or it could possibly just be ACCUMULATED FILTH.

 

[Penelope]

Ms WRS is also drawn in the second half of the second semi as well, so she should be absolutely SAILING into the final sandwiched between all those earnest piano ballads

 

[Alias #23]

Oh I have NO CONCERN about the ability of this to qualify

 

[Alla]

OMG !! I can't believe this won you don't understand how absurd and embarrasing the Spanish chorus sounds, wtf!? A friend sent me this time ago and we were laughing about the idea of this winning, we were convinced this was the typical filler penned by the evil twins that would end dead last in a semifinal. How did this happen? Speechless.

Of course i'm backing this piece of shit

 

[OutSynk]

Which one of you wrote this

 

[win_the_game]

I will be shoehorning the phrase “she meets all the conditions” into all my conversations from now on.

 

[VoR]

You've got to love an entry that could have competed in 2003 (or let's face it, 1993) without a note of musical difference.

 

[Penelope]

HOLA MI BÉBÉBÉ!

 

[GinAg (39)]

This is very much the low effort Romanian stomper from a filthy east end rent boy that WE WERE ALL HOPING FOR.

 

[Soldi]

Ms WRS is also drawn in the second half of the second semi as well, so she should be absolutely SAILING into the final sandwiched between all those earnest piano ballads

He’s also in the same half as that Israeli queen! They’re going to HATE each other

 

[VoR]

Oh I do hope there’s another QUEENY FEUD like that time Hovi Star and Douwe Bob kept coming for each other in Stockholm

 

[Penelope]

He’s also in the same half as that Israeli queen! They’re going to HATE each other

Same semi but MBD is first half!

 

[Penelope]

Oh god - what if it's only ONE OR THE OTHER THAT CAN GO THROUGH?!

 

[Soldi]

Oh god - what if it's only ONE OR THE OTHER THAT CAN GO THROUGH?!

Romania > Israel

 

[Lucille]

Oh god - what if it's only ONE OR THE OTHER THAT CAN GO THROUGH?!

BATTLE OF THE (VERS) BOTTOMS!

 

[Soldi]

Omg there’s also the Australian gay as well!

 

[Saltwater]

OMG !! I can't believe this won you don't understand how absurd and embarrasing the Spanish chorus sounds, wtf!? A friend sent me this time ago and we were laughing about the idea of this winning, we were convinced this was the typical filler penned by the evil twins that would end dead last in a semifinal. How did this happen? Speechless.

Of course i'm backing this piece of shit

I can't believe it either, they've really had much better songs in the competition.
And he looks kind of creepy

 

[Alla]

I can't believe it either, they've really had much better songs in the competition.
And he looks kind of creepy

I guess it was just televote, right? I haven't played any other, I assumed they were all evil twins songs so they had to go with this it's absolutely trash and fabulous

 

[Saltwater]

I've only listened two more, the ButterTart one

Spoiler

and this one

Spoiler

and I liked both a lot more.

 

[Alias #23]

And he looks kind of creepy

Darling that's GAYS FOR YOU

 

[Alias #23]

I assumed they were all evil twins songs so they had to go with this

Oh God can you imagine the horror of a national final containing ONLY songs by the SICK TWINS?

 

[Alias #23]

Oh God can you imagine the horror of a national final containing ONLY songs by the SICK TWINS?

With THEM appearing on backing vocals in every single performance in an increasingly frightening selection of EXCITING FASHIONS?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Oh God can you imagine the horror of a national final containing ONLY songs by the SICK TWINS?

They had 3(!) songs in the Semi-Final

All got the chop thanks to the jury (the televote would've put one of them through if the Internet vote is anything to go by )

 

[Alias #23]

They had 3(!) songs in the Semi-Final

All got the chop thanks to the jury (the televote would've put one of them through if the Internet vote is anything to go by )

THREE?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

THREE?

This one is has a terrifying choreo and singer, cheap production and lazy songwriting even FOR THEIR STANDARDS. so naturally it's the best of what they blackmailed Romanian Broadcaster TVR into allowing into the National Final.

 

[Alias #23]

YOUNIQUE

How sorry and sordid

 

[Alla]

3 entries ! i think we're still not fully aware the evil twins are this close to become the biggest names in Eurovision, see them having several entries in the Eurovision Final, compiting against each others, and the poor girls having literally no time to change costumes to perform with every single one of them

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

BECAUSE YOU'RE ONE OF A KIND
YOUNIQUE
BECAUSE YOU'RE BLOWING MY MIND
YOUNIQUE

Poetry