Romania 2022: WRS - Llamame

[Alias #23]

This one is has a terrifying choreo and singer, cheap production and lazy songwriting even FOR THEIR STANDARDS.

The CRAMMED-IN and incomprehensible line at 0:34

 

[win_the_game]

The CRAMMED-IN and incomprehensible line at 0:34

She's singing "BE THE RAINBOW IN SOMEBODY'S CLOUD!"

 

[Alla]

HOLA MI BÉBÉBÉ!

P. Nelope arriving to Ibiza for a much deserved holidays

 

[Alias #23]

This one is has a terrifying choreo and singer, cheap production and lazy songwriting even FOR THEIR STANDARDS. so naturally it's the best of what they blackmailed Romanian Broadcaster TVR into allowing into the National Final.

I'm now totally captivated by the incredibly poor levels of musical craftsmanship demonstrated here. ABSOLUTELY ANYONE COULD WRITE THIS!

I do think that Andra giving her back door a nice stretch in preparation for a satisfying post-performance poo at 0:56 adds a certain YOUNIQUE glamour to proceedings

 

[COB]

ABSOLUTELY ANYONE COULD WRITE THIS!

Moopy collective WRITE A TWINS-STYLE SONG FOR EUROSONG 23 coming soon?

 

[Alias #23]

Moopy collective WRITE A TWINS-STYLE SONG FOR EUROSONG 23 coming soon?

I could do it ON MY OWN!

Reports of my being an UNWILLING COLLABORATOR are of course TOTALLY UNTRUE

 

[Soldi]

Any takers, ladies?

 

[Penelope]

I love him

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

He does have SOMETHING about him, I'm just not sure if I can call it STAR QUALITY

 

[GinAg (39)]

He does have SOMETHING about him, I'm just not sure if I can call it STAR QUALITY

He's the top rent boy in his post code.

 

[Lucille]

Quite the mean feat in SE6!

 

[Penelope]

He's the top rent boy in his post code.

Maybe in his council ward

 

[OutSynk]

he s gay we won

We been knew.

 

[Penelope]

I really need either QUEENY FEUD or CLEARLY HOOKING UP from both Ms. WRS and MBD in Turin - there is NO IN BETWEEN!

 

[Penelope]

(though there is possibly BOTH )

 

[Lucille]

Mahmood preemptively blocking both on insta AS WE SPEAK.

 

[win_the_game]

I really need either QUEENY FEUD or CLEARLY HOOKING UP from both Ms. WRS and MBD in Turin - there is NO IN BETWEEN!

The benefits of being a TRAINED DANCER.

 

[Soldi]

Mahmood preemptively blocking both on insta AS WE SPEAK.

Because he’ll be spending the whole week with ME

 

[Lucille]

Because he’ll be spending the whole week with ME

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Hope Mahmood doesn't have a pet rabbit

 

[ButterTart]

I really need either QUEENY FEUD or CLEARLY HOOKING UP from both Ms. WRS and MBD in Turin - there is NO IN BETWEEN!

It'll be an ill advised workout photoshoot like Sergey and Chingiz.

 

[Penelope]

It'll be an ill advised workout photoshoot like Sergey and Chingiz.

What on earth was ill advised about THAT?! On the contrary, I thought it was INSPIRED They KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING!

 

[win_the_game]

Didn't Chingiz turn out to be a bit of a wrong'un?

Gay baited throughout Eurovision then complained about it. "I got my nipple out and the gays were undressing me with their eyes!! I don't know how this could have happened!! "

 

[Penelope]

Didn't Chingiz turn out to be a bit of a wrong'un?

Gay baited throughout Eurovision then complained about it. "I got my nipple out and the gays were undressing me with their eyes!! I don't know how this could have happened!! "

Oh totally, but I imagine whoever organised that workout for the Eurovision socials didn't care a toot either way

 

[Penelope]

She came into the studio with a gun and HELD THE ENGINEER HOSTAGE (LOUCHELY )

 

[Lucille]

What’s the story behind his name? WRS hardly ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE does it?!?

 

[win_the_game]

Out of interest, at what age does one stop being called a rentboy and becomes an escort?

 

[win_the_game]

One being a person, not oneself for clarity.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Not WRS topping MBD at the BOTTOM of the odds https://eurovisionworld.com/odds/eurovision

(Whilst not winners, I do think both are being vastly underrated at present tho)

 

[Lucille]

I do think the market for a Catford prostitute half a decade past his prime. summoning the spirit of a Gran Canaria gay bar circa 2003 is probably quite a NICHE CONCERN.

 

[Penelope]

Has anyone done the recce to CONFIRM that he is clearly Southwark NOT Lewisham based?

 

[Lucille]

I’m of course grateful, if not quite astonished, this beat 45(!) other entries.

 

[Lucille]

Here she is casually popping out for some SKAG.

 

[Penelope]

Took a week off this after caning it hard post-selection, and can confirm that this HOT SULTRY BOLLOCKS has only RENEWED ITSELF IN MY AFFECTIONS

 

[Iguana]

It's become one of my FAVES. The chorus can't be denied

 

[Penelope]

@Tetris-Rock remarked on the night it got the nod that it's the entry of recent years which "most evokes the spirit of the darkroom" and that really is BANG ON

 

[Lucille]

Yes it really does SOUND like the towels at the sauna SMELL.

 

[win_the_game]

Sultry gem of the season.

 

[Penelope]

Probably the track that excites me most this year. I will WEEP if this doesn't qualify!

 

[OutSynk]

No one here would give two shits about this if it wasn't for Eurovision.