Just booked dinner in a place today and the woman said that most people planned much further in advance. Thought it was a bit of a strange comment. Had completely forgotten what day it was !
I think it was Icelandic humour?!What does it matter if they have SPACE?
Valentine’s Day is such a stitch up for those that don’t give a FIG but just want to go out for a bite to eat!Just booked dinner in a place today and the woman said that most people planned much further in advance. Thought it was a bit of a strange comment. Had completely forgotten what day it was !
LUCY LEANED IN CLOSERMartha’s hole is red
And indeed, quite the stinker
Lay down, my dear love
And let me feast on your clinker
LUCY LEANED IN CLOSER
AND WHISPERED THAT WORD
ALL OF A SUDDEN
SHE WAS COVERED IN TURD
xoxoxoxo
Does Mel know about this?I’m in a terrible mood and don’t want to speak to ANYONE or do ANYTHING. But I might blackmail Mrs Bev into taking me to Melanie C tonight.
This is a really weird poem.Just booked dinner in a place today and the woman said that most people planned much further in advance. Thought it was a bit of a strange comment. Had completely forgotten what day it was !
OH DARLING, THIS VERSESpread across the rug
Arse high, back arched
She sprayed into my mouth
And I was no longer parched
Goddess of brown
Quencher of thirst
Immense joy did I feel
When your anus burst
Oh it's amazing ! Most roads out of Reykjavik are cut off due to snow at the moment so can't get to see everything I want to sadly. Will have to come back@Alex how is Iceland? Have you answered Bjork's riddles three?
What an awful interview! I had two people interviewing me on teams but as audio only? Is that weird? It was for a very large corporation and the whole conversation was soul destroying. I had to end it 15 minutes in as the role was of zero interest and I couldn’t cope much longer.
Divorced dearIs Emma getting married?
Many things could have gone wrong on their side, ie a voluntarily leaving employee who told them last minute that they're staying for 6 more months, or them giving a 6 months last chance to an employee they were about to sack, or an expansion plan they realized are not yet ready for and need to push back for later in the year, or some fuckup in HR scheduling.Well I didn't get the job I interviewed for last week, because they're not able to start hiring until September??? But they'll keep me in mind? Why would they even interview me? Or are they lying?
Well, either way, I'm feeling inspired to actually start applying to jobs again
English was never my favourite subject at school, hated poetryThis is a really weird poem.
Got another one of these tomorrow, but I expect it to be with our cams on. Either way I intend to do it semi-drunk.What an awful interview! I had two people interviewing me on teams but as audio only? Is that weird? It was for a very large corporation and the whole conversation was soul destroying. I had to end it 15 minutes in as the role was of zero interest and I couldn’t cope much longer.
Oh they told me what it was. HR isn’t approving any new health insurance payments until the new fiscal year. It makes sense, but it’s annoyingMany things could have gone wrong on their side, ie a voluntarily leaving employee who told them last minute that they're staying for 6 more months, or them giving a 6 months last chance to an employee they were about to sack, or an expansion plan they realized are not yet ready for and need to push back for later in the year, or some fuckup in HR scheduling.
That's sort of what I mean by fucked up HR scheduling on their side, cause they must have been aware of that prior to interviewing people. So they basically wasted their work-hours to interview people they can't hire and who will be absorbed by other employers by the time they can actually offer them a contract. So still nothing wrong on your side.new health insurance payments until the new fiscal year. It makes sense, but it’s annoying