Russia 2021: Manizha - Russian Woman

[Soldi]

Six hours of watching socialites MILLING AROUND in Moldova and THIS is your breaking point?

Oh I didn’t bother with that MOLDOVA FAFF!

 

[VoR]

I very much imagine there is a chosen song and two roadkill entries to give the illusion of choice.

Hopefully this is one of the latter.

 

[Эулия]

The hostess is a VISION IN LIME

 

[Soldi]

That said my stream has started working properly and that shit is over so I might rejoin

 

[Soldi]

OMG ITS TATU

 

[VoR]

These two instantly seem more promising

 

[Iguana]

Presumably they're saving the best for last

 

[VoR]

Act 2: 2Mashi - Bitter Words

 

[Soldi]

I very much imagine there is a chosen song and two roadkill entries to give the illusion of choice.

Hopefully this is one of the latter.

I’m sure if the wrong one wins a quick trip to Zizzi’s in Salisbury as part of the promo tour will clear the path for the chosen one

 

[VoR]

Is that the sea captain from TITANIC in the audience behind our lime green queen?

 

[Эулия]

How RUDE of them not to send Little Big this year. I know the songs they submitted were apparently rubbish but I’ve heard very little from them which you’d describe as high quality and musically complex. POOR TUBS

Anyway this first song is absolute tat

 

[VoR]

OK this is utter gash as well

 

[Soldi]

You can tell they only had a week to come up with songs

 

[Iguana]

Little Big must have sent in REALLY bad songs...

 

[Iguana]

The (fake) audience LOVES it

 

[VoR]

Little Big must have sent in REALLY bad songs...

Or recently spoken out on Instagram against Putin incarcerating Navalny. Either/or...

 

[Эулия]

So pleased to see SISTERS back

 

[Iguana]

DA!

 

[VoR]

I hate this less as it goes along, but talk about AMATEUR HOUR

 

[GinAg (39)]

My stream is terrible, but I like the girls' songs.

 

[Эулия]

OK this is utter gash as well

It’s even worse than the first one!

 

[Soldi]

I have a feeling she’s going to sing a militant peace ballad with subtle hints to CRIMEA and a BURNING UKRAINE.

 

[Эулия]

Seeing them crash out in the semi again would at least be a giggle and serve them right

 

[VoR]

Song 3: Manizha - Russian Woman

 

[Soldi]

I have a feeling she’s going to sing a militant peace ballad with subtle hints to CRIMEA and a BURNING UKRAINE.

Oh MAYBE NOT

 

[Soldi]

Seeing them crash out in the semi again would at least be a giggle and serve them right

Here for Go_A finishing 10th in the semi and Russia 11th

 

[VoR]

OK we have a winner

 

[Soldi]

Oh I like this

 

[Soldi]

MOSCOW 2022

 

[Soldi]

Oh this really is quite MILITANT

 

[Iguana]

Well, this one definitely has to win. It's going to be so out of place on the night!

 

[Эулия]

The third one is a RIGHT MESS

CHOOSE THAT ONE PLEASE

 

[Iguana]

The host was like

 

[Iguana]

Such a nice shade of GREEN

 

[VoR]

I'm screaming at the ZERO FUCKS GIVEN vibe of this show

That one is clearly going to win. I'm here for Russia apparently going back to their MADCAP early 00s days before they got obsessed with winning.

 

[Эулия]

They were clearly ALL written in five minutes

I hope Little Big kick off in the studio

 

[Soldi]

The Rotterdam perf is going to be VERY INTERESTING as they’ll pump loads of money into it as usual

 

[Эулия]

That not very tempting snatch of Song 3 in the recap

 

[Эулия]

Little Big should have refused to perform at the beginning and we could have had a classic from the past instead such as something from Yuliya

 

[Эулия]

Do they basically NOT CARE about Covid in Russia?