The Apprentice (2024)

[Ill Advised]

Well that was ridiculous

 

[cwej]

So is it Phil vs Rachel? Phil surely the least successful candidate ever to make the final? Rachel has to win?

 

[Music]

I think Phil will win due to the fact they literally have dragged him to the final.

 

[jyxz]

Last years winner was a fitness/sporting theme too, so Phil probably has it in the bag

 

[D5K]

For PR reasons I reckon they'll go for the fitness business over the pies.

 

[Kate]

FUCKING PHIL. UGH. Can we RIOT if he wins

 

[cwej]

I actually really like him and if I were just interviewing them and nothing else I'd employ him over most of them for a job, but he's been absolutely useless at the gameshow that is The Apprentice.

 

[Star]

Here we goes

 

[PercyPig]

Oh yeah they can’t use the brand they’ve already built so back to some nice clip art instead.

 

[Star]

Is he really going to go for another gym after last year?

 

[PercyPig]

A metaverse? What percentage of the population does that resonate with?

 

[lolly]

I'd be quite happy to never hear the word premium again

 

[Star]

Loop format

 

[lolly]

Prestige Pies is a shit name. I wouldn't buy one.

Not that Studio Build is any better. I just have no intention of ever setting foot in a gym.

 

[Star]

I think the pies are going to get it

 

[lolly]

Oh Karren, I've tapped FAR WORSE than that into google

 

[lolly]

Yes, that packaging is shit for mail order

 

[Star]

Karen needs a side parting in her hair tonight.

 

[Star]

Rachel is a bit dead behind the eyes tbh

 

[lolly]

If he gives it to Phil on the understanding that it isnt an online business, I'll be VERY PISSED OFF

 

[Star]

There we go

 

[Kate]

YAY
As much as I love pies and hate gyms, she is such an impressive person

 

[PercyPig]

What a rubbish deal. 50% of your business given away.

 

[Star]

His wife is called Tree Turner?

 

[jyxz]

He’s either very good at keeping a straight face or is completely oblivious

 

[lolly]

He’s either very good at keeping a straight face or is completely oblivious

Presumably he must have safe search on.