The Charles III Years + cancer diagnosis

[Star]

Overhead in my waiting area this morning;

Man : Did you see that Prince Charles has got cancer?
Lady: Get outta here! Really?
Man: Yeah, was announced on the news yesterday innit
Lady: Oh well, won't be long till William is King then will is?
Man: He'll have that crown on his head before the year is out...

 

[Mugatu]

I'm sure the fragrant Lady C has already thrown herself down the stairs in search of some hot royal gossip down the hozzy. Needless to say, I'll be glued to her vile YouTube channel and hurriedly checking Tattle to see if anyone's gone through the surgical waste bins.

 

[Jark]

the fragrant Lady C

 

[Rita]

How were you when Diana died, @Rita?

I could have done with you around when the whole fucking world went utterly insane.

I did find it incredibly sad that a mother of two young children died so young and in no doubt due to the media circus that surrounded her. I must admit though, although it was terrible news it didn’t really cut deep as I didn’t know her.

 

[GinAg (39)]

The BBC website live coverage of this is BONKERS.

FIRST PIC OF HARRY
THE KINGS HELICOPTER TAKING OFF
THE KINGS HELICOPTER LANDING
HARRY HAS NO PLANS TO MEET WILLIAM

It's full on STOP FUCKING HATE.

I guess the Royals are the Mrs Brown's of the news world. On too much, but it gets them hits!!!!!!111

 

[GinAg (39)]

I didn’t know her.

 

[lolly]

The BBC website live coverage of this is BONKERS.

FIRST PIC OF HARRY
THE KINGS HELICOPTER TAKING OFF
THE KINGS HELICOPTER LANDING
HARRY HAS NO PLANS TO MEET WILLIAM

It's full on STOP FUCKING HATE.

I guess the Royals are the Mrs Brown's of the news world. On too much, but it gets them hits!!!!!!111

KYLIE BUYS A TIN OF SPAM

 

[lolly]

What are the Tories burying today?

 

[GinAg (39)]

What are the Tories burying today?

Boris hopefully.

 

[GNL]

What are the Tories burying today?

The Duchess of Evilshire herself if the increasingly paranoid cranks on twitter are to be believed

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[RJN]

Not to be a MONSTER, but this is really only interesting to me if he’s going to die

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not to be a MONSTER, but this is really only interesting to me if he’s going to die

Wow, you really are a monster. Wishing someone dead even when you won't get a bank holiday out of it.

 

[octophone]

The cost of another coronation would really make things kick off.

 

[jyxz]

The cost of another coronation would really make things kick off.

Or state funeral

 

[octophone]

Or state funeral

Oh, he'll probably want one of those eco-friendly ones where they plant a tree inside you or whatever it is. That'll help.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If he could at least do us the courtesy of dying south of the border please. Maybe even DO A VIC and die on the Isle of Wight.

 

[big ron]

Oh, he'll probably want one of those eco-friendly ones where they plant a tree inside you or whatever it is. That'll help.

COMPOST HIM

 

[octophone]

COMPOST HIM

Totally! He'll love it. Also, a tree would be a convenient place for Harry to have a piss.

 

[lolly]

 

[untilted]

Are people REALLY interested in these “HARRY AND CHARLES HAVE SPOKEN” headlines?

Who gives a fuck?

 

[Funky]

Not Piers Morgan using the story to create his own drama. I'm sure he's really concerned and not at all bothered about the extra clicks and likes he's getting!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

For me, only in so far as an indication of his IMMINENT DEATH really.

I JUST WANT MY DAY OFF CHARLIE

 

[RJN]

die on the Isle of Wight.

death by improperly stored phone charger?

 

[untilted]

Not Piers Morgan using the story to create his own drama. I'm sure he's really concerned and not at all bothered about the extra clicks and likes he's getting!

I long for the day that this man disappears from view.

 

[Ellie]

Always a way to blame Meghan Markle for something. She drove Liz and Phil into EARLY GRAVES apparently!

 

[lolly]

Early graves in their late nineties!

 

[octophone]

What possesses people to become such complete fuckwits?

 

[lolly]

I bet the Queen Mum would still be alive at 123 now if Harry hadn't met Meghan 14 years after she died

 

[big ron]

Always a way to blame Meghan Markle for something. She drove Liz and Phil into EARLY GRAVES apparently!

Knew it

 

[Saltwater]

Not to be a MONSTER, but this is really only interesting to me if he’s going to die

Is it really so bad? Think I heard that they found it in a very early stage so hopefully is treatable.

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Jark]

I forgot how badly PHIL was DECOMPOSING toward the end. fuck! I bet at the end he said a PRAYER OF GRATITUDE to our meg for sending him to that early grave.

 

[VoR]

These people are clearly beyond help.

 

[Tisch]

Just realised we haven't even got our lovely Charles coins and notes yet. Are they going to BOTHER?

 

[VoR]

Meghan at the kangaroo court for her Royal KILLING SPREE

 

[GNL]

Oh he's DOOMED (warning: Nigel Farage).

 

[cwej]

Wow, you really are a monster. Wishing someone dead even when you won't get a bank holiday out of it.

Hang on? We won’t get a bank holiday??? Why not? #fuming

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh he's DOOMED (warning: Nigel Farage).

What a load of shit. He put the evil covid vaccine in his arm.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hang on? We won’t get a bank holiday??? Why not? #fuming

Oh we do, we're BRITS. It's our birthright that we wish our sovereigns dead for the bank holiday.

@RJN however is American so he just wants a poor old man to die for no reason.