UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

Indie said:
Is the implication that the Home Secretary needs to know about James Bond to understand internal secret security?

RIGHT YOU ARE THEN
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It wouldn't surprise me. It feels like everything she knows about foreigners comes from Hollywood action films.

Incidentally, she's tipping Idris Elba to play the next Jacob Rees-Mogg.
 
The Conservative chief whip is investigating reports that a Tory frontbencher watched pornography on his phone in the Commons chamber, a statement from his office has said.

Female Tory MPs met Chris Heaton-Harris on Monday night to complain about sexism in parliament, with one alleging that a male colleague was watching pornography next to them in the House of Commons.


The group of about 12 to 14 female MPs shared their experiences of sexist behaviour among Tory male MPs, telling Heaton-Harris that something must be done. They also called for action against three cabinet ministers who are reportedly subject to inquiries about inappropriate sexual behaviour.


The MP who raised the issue did not name the male MP but there are reports that he was seen watching porn in both the chamber and a committee meeting
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Why on earth would anyone think it was acceptable to watch pornography in their workplace, and in view of their colleagues?
 
win_the_game said:
Why on earth would anyone think it was acceptable to watch pornography in their workplace, and in view of their colleagues?
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If we assume he was being sneaky about it, the question is also WHY?

Surely porn is much more enjoyable with the physical accompaniment? Or does he just enjoy the storylines that much?
 
I was just about to post the same but then I realised he's probably one of those Tory MPs who's 125 years old and they can't really get it up anymore, so they're simply GRATIFYING THE EYE.
 
I feel like they knew this was coming and this is why they pushed the bizarre Angela Rayner story.
 
I bet its that weird Welsh one that looks like a stubbed toe.
 
Surely just about every Tory MP is going to be suspended at this rate?
 
Oh! I didn't read that it was a frontbencher. How TITTILATING!
 
I was just on Twitter and saw Grant Shapps trending and thought it was him for a gleeful moment. Alas no.
 
Oh
Kratz said:
That’s what they said in North Shropshire
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Interesting. The numbers look very similar. It would need votes going to Lib Dems again notwithstanding Labour in second place last time.
 
Parish gave an interview with GB News earlier this week, in which he was asked about allegations of a Conservative MP watching pornography.

“I think the whips’ office will do a thorough investigation and we will wait and see that result and from that, then the decision will have to be made what action will be taken,” he said.
Pressed on whether there was a problem with the culture at Westminster, Parish said, “We’ve got some 650 members of parliament in what is a very intense area. You are going to get people who step over the line.”

He added: “It does have to be dealt with and dealt with seriously.”
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Surely if you had any sense or even just out of pure EMBARRASSMENT, you’d resign rather than refer yourself to the Standards Committee.
 
I want him to have to leave his office for the last time, the streets lined with people making the classic 'wanker' hand gesture at him.
 
Surely this has to be complete SHIT but the Daily M*il are claiming a Tory investigation found Angela Rayner was the source of the Basic Instinct story.

I honestly don't believe she said THIS to anyone:

But within 24 hours of the investigation starting, the whips had spoken to four Tory MPs who testified that Ms Rayner had herself raised the issue with them during an evening on the Commons terrace.

According to one of the MPs, she told them that during PMQs she liked ‘to do my Sharon Stone trick. I cross and uncross my legs and give him a flash of my ginger g******’.
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