UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[Lucille]

@The Sexual Goose

 

[ButterTart]

Look at the goose’s little legs running

Johnson is such a cunt, he’s clearly taught that mutt to attack geese because he hates all asexual and sexual people.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I hope the goose FUCKS HIM.

 

[ButterTart]

I’d love it if baffling a goose is the thing that finally turns the public against him.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’d love it if baffling a goose is the thing that finally turns the public against him.

If only it had been one of QUEENIE'S SWANS

 

[dmlaw]

A shaggy-haired, sexually-incontinent liability who charges around getting into trouble. And now his dog has attacked a goose.

 

[ButterTart]

A shaggy-haired, sexually-incontinent liability who charges around getting into trouble. And now his dog has attacked a goose.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

View attachment 1901

https://www.moopy.org.uk/members/dmlaw.3747/#about

 

[ManicKangaroo]

I love all dogs but Dilyn (WTF is that spelling?)

Apparently it's Welsh for "Follow"

 

[ButterTart]

https://www.moopy.org.uk/members/dmlaw.3747/#about

! I mean if that isn't worth putting in your Record of Achievement, then what is?

 

[ButterTart]

Apparently it's Welsh for "Follow"

Context: Tory voters blindly dilyn Johnson because they've deleted their own conscience and clearly hate Britain.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oops. Turns out I've had his number in my inbox for a few hours, but hadn't read the popbitch email in time

 

[Kate]

Has he changed it now then?

I thought if I sent anything I'd have the pigs at my door within minutes

 

[big ron]

I’ll take my chances!

 

[Indie]

A reporter friend of mine used to have David Cameron's number (he was MP for her constuency)

She wouldn't give me it

 

[Kate]

I can't quite figure it out from Popbitch anyway. It starts 07831, then there's a bunch of numbers that are part of other stories.

 

[Kate]

Oh wait, here it is http://www.politeia.co.uk/wp-conten...Higher/'Aspire ever higher' press release.pdf

 

[ZenGiraffe]

07831 609 599

 

[GinAg (39)]

Has anyone tried it?

 

[Kate]

I nominate @Kratz

 

[GinAg (39)]

I tried it. It was switched off.

 

[Kate]

Everyone send dick pics.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I've added him on WhatsApp.

 

[Kate]

Might pretend to be Jennifer Arcuri.

 

[GinAg (39)]

We should probably hide this shit.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Although I've just seen it's all over the internet already.

 

[Kate]

Yeah fuck it why should we!

 

[GinAg (39)]

He's such a fucking ignorant cunt. Refuses to change his phone number when he becomes PM - surely that's STANDARD PRACTICE! It screams of sleaze.

 

[Kate]

He's probably got burner phones for all his side pieces as well.

 

[BoysForSeles]

So The Times report that polls indicate the Tories have increased their lead ahead of the elections. Hopefully it’s not indicative but if so I despair.

 

[D5K]

I can't quite figure it out from Popbitch anyway. It starts 07831, then there's a bunch of numbers that are part of other stories.

Yes that's about as far as I got too!

 

[D5K]

So The Times report that polls indicate the Tories have increased their lead ahead of the elections. Hopefully it’s not indicative but if so I despair.

"Oh that lovable rogue Boris, sticking it to the "establishment" with their "rules""

 

[ButterTart]

So The Times report that polls indicate the Tories have increased their lead ahead of the elections. Hopefully it’s not indicative but if so I despair.

I'm starting to think Johnson could break into a Tory voter's house and set fire to their kids and they'll believe he's doing it for their own good.

 

[octophone]

I'm starting to think Johnson could break into a Tory voter's house and set fire to their kids and they'll believe he's doing it for their own good.

It reminds me of Andy Zaltzman's comment - that Johnson could be photographed slapping his cock against the Cenotaph and the Telegraph's headline would be "Prime Minister's Wang Pays Moving Tribute To The Fallen".

 

[BoysForSeles]

I'm starting to think Johnson could break into a Tory voter's house and set fire to their kids and they'll believe he's doing it for their own good.

I mean is it Stockholm Syndrome or what?

 

[Funky]

This is a very interesting article on the matter, doesn’t say anything new but does summarise the problem.

Chaotic Johnson Always Struggled With Rules, and U.K. Voters Love It

As a schoolboy, Britain’s prime minister Boris Johnson appeared to be convinced that the normal rules did not apply to him.

www.bloomberg.com

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I think the cladding scandal is far more likely to sink Boris than any of the flat renovation stuff.

It's going to be a slow realisation over the next couple of years by leaseholders AND their parents/families that this government has just absolutely FUCKED OVER, and frankly imprisoned, literally millions of people to unsafe flats that they can no longer afford to move out of.

EDIT: this is what I'm referring to if you missed it in the news this week :
https://www.theguardian.com/society...m-cladding-costs-fails-despite-tory-rebellion

Leaseholders ‘horrified’ after final vote on £10bn fire safety costs

Many homeowners facing financial ruin with devastating bills to make homes safe in wake of Grenfell

www.theguardian.com

 

[D5K]

Do "slow realisations" really bring down politicians though?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If another one goes up in flames, quite probably.