UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[Poor SertAg (39)]

Grant Shapps has gone in too.

 

[win_the_game]

It was almost worth suffering him for three years to have a day this unceasingly satisfying. Almost.

In a way I don’t want it to end. We’ve waited so long for this.

 

[GNL]

The ministers are arriving! They're going to be waiting for him when he gets back!

Yet another Downing Street party.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

LEAVe
GET OUT
RIGHT NOW
It's the end of
YOU AND ME

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

In a way I don’t want it to end. We’ve waited so long for this.

I hope someone puts together a best bits commemorative DVD of today’s news cycle.

 

[Madisön]

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

Grant Shapps has gone in too.

Probably to sell him a timeshare

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

34 now.

 

[Kate]

34!

 

[win_the_game]

Sky News saying 35!

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

I hope someone puts together a best bits commemorative DVD of today’s news cycle.

Start with him barging the kid out of the way whilst playing rugby, cut to him trapped on the zipline, switch to him diving into the fridge to avoid questioning, final shot of him lying in his hospital bed with an oxygen mask on. Smash cut to black.

 

[Kate]

What an excellent day to have taken the day off work but then not be able to go anywhere because I have Covid.

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

He’s getting so mad!

It also sounds like he might trigger an election, the utter plonker

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

Bernard Jenkins just told him to quit!

 

[GNL]

He's refusing to answer about an election

 

[GNL]

Do it Boris, they're all SNAKES

 

[big ron]

The way he refused to say he wouldn't dissolve parliament. I can't wait for this to all go BOOM.

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

 

[Kate]

Conservatives loving each other

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

If Zahawi is in this delegation going to tell him to quit, and he refuses, will he resign as Chancellor after a day?

 

[win_the_game]

Nadine one of the few in the Cabinet Ministers remaining loyal. She won't be performing a U-bend.

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

Is it too early to start drinking?

 

[win_the_game]

If Zahawi is in this delegation going to tell him to quit, and he refuses, will he resign as Chancellor after a day?

A job he supposedly blackmailed Johnson for last night!

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Bonus reveals of all the grubby Russian stuff. Today doesn’t stop giving.

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

Where’s Liz Truss in all of this?

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Where’s Liz Truss in all of this?

In Beijing, opening up new pork markets.

 

[Loufoque]

Even Cersei would be like, this shit is messy af

 

[Penelope Will Rave]

[Amy Winehouse voice] he's dead

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

 

[Kate]

35 (BBC)

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Nadine one of the few in the Cabinet Ministers remaining loyal. She won't be performing a U-bend.

She’s promised to stay loyal to Boris Karloff because people from 1922 shouldn’t be able to tell nowadays people what to do.

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

I HAVE TO LEAVE IN AN HOUR BUT THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

 

[Loufoque]

I'm kind of gagging for him to go nuclear and trigger a Back Me or Sack Me General Election.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Only because she heard one of the cleaners is a quarter Armenian so she’s popped in to waterboard her.

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

We are surely going to get a very public Dorries meltdown out of this? It’s the least we deserve.

 

[Penelope Will Rave]

BOOOOOO

 

[Funk About Things]

I can’t believe I’m out tonight and I’m going to miss the moopy celebrations.

 

[Peekaboo]

This 1922 bollocks and the fact that the whole country has to sing to the tune of some OPAQUE BOYS CLUB RULES that NO ONE VOTED FOR is quite something.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

This truly is the longest wank I've ever had. I've been edging for 24 hours now.