Wednesday is a dwarf and is digging a hole

[dmlaw]

Diggy diggy hole. Diggy diggy hole.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Thanks. There was a brief moment after I woke up where this wasn't in my head but that is now corrected.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Saltwater]

Morning Moopy and pick up the phone am pregnant with your baby.

 

[Soldi]

Morning

We have workmen around ( etc) replacing ALL THE DOORS IN THE HOUSE (because that’s apparently a thing people DO?) and they’re FAR TOO LOUD for 9 in the morning.

At least I’ve been paid early

 

[octophone]

Thanks. There was a brief moment after I woke up where this wasn't in my head but that is now corrected.

Same.

I'm counting on it just being annoying by the time the voting opens.

 

[COB]

I genuinely can't get it in my head! I must be IMMUNE

 

[Iguana]

It has been in my head for way over a week now. I had to keep stopping myself from singing it around the house in case @Tisch heard

 

[octophone]

It has been in my head for way over a week now. I had to keep stopping myself from singing it around the house in case @Tisch heard

It's probably a relief to him to know exactly why you were muttering about holes and dwarves under your breath.

 

[ButterTart]

Wind Rose have CONFIRMED rumours of a collaboration with Another Level

Bomb Diggy Diggy Hole expected to drop mid-October!

 

[ButterTart]

It has been in my head for way over a week now. I had to keep stopping myself from singing it around the house in case @Tisch heard

I was like this with your song during the last round (Not the bit about @Tisch; He only popped round the once and I was singing Tumbum during his visit).

 

[Tisch]

I was like this with your song during the last round (Not the bit about @Tisch; He only popped round the once and I was singing Tumbum during his visit).

You have a beautiful voice, but I'm not sure the touching candlelight version really worked.

 

[ButterTart]

You have a beautiful voice, but I'm not sure the touching candlelight version really worked.

While I accept your criticism, I will say it worked a whole lot better than that string quartet version of Bip Burger I attempted.

 

[octophone]

Wind Rose have CONFIRMED rumours of a collaboration with Another Level

Bomb Diggy Diggy Hole expected to drop mid-October!

Featuring P. Diggy and Snoop Diggy Digg.

 

[ButterTart]

Featuring P. Diggy and Snoop Diggy Digg.

Backing vocals provided by the Three Digrees.

 

[Indie]

Morning!

I don't understand what's happening here. Something about a hole.

 

[floppet]

Morning!

I don't understand what's happening here. Something about a hole.

They all seem to have a song stuck in their head. I think it might be that Baby Shark abomination.

 

[jivafox]

All this talk about holes and not one mention of @Lucille?!

 

[Kate]

Has anyone posted the dance remix yet? (Disgusting video, sorry gays)

 

[rhythmbandit]

Who'd have thought a male rock song for straights would bw the talking point of the first ASFM. eyes

It is catchier than all hell though.

 

[Lucille]

All this talk about holes and not one mention of @Lucille?!

I’ve donated mine to charity.

 

[ButterTart]

Has anyone posted the dance remix yet? (Disgusting video, sorry gays)

This is the version I know

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Has anyone posted the dance remix yet? (Disgusting video, sorry gays)

Good Fucking Lord.

YES!

Though knowing that @Indie SOMEONE could have sent this instead might result in a few points being knocked off.

 

[Lucille]

You’re all sick.

 

[Lucille]

It’s not even at a BPM you can DANCE TO.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It’s not even at a BPM you can DANCE TO.

What are you on about, everyone loves a waltz on the dancefloor!

 

[Diddy]

Who'd have thought a male rock song for straights would bw the talking point of the first ASFM. eyes

It is catchier than all hell though.

btw shout out to those like me and you who want to get an emoji and end up accidentally sending the emoji AND the word

thumb

 

[COB]

Is this a song competition or a dwarf competition? Or a daily thread

 

[win_the_game]

I think all this free promo that song is getting is extremely unfair to all other entries and should be disqualified.

 

[Lucille]

Eurgh a recruitment consultant just called me and when I said I lived in Homerton she replied ‘Oooooh, VERY TRENDY’. When will this NIGHTMARE END?

 

[Soldi]

Is this a song competition or a dwarf competition? Or a daily thread

Maybe that’s why @Dark Carnival doesn’t take part. He’d win a dwarf competition in a landslide.

 

[dmlaw]

I think all this free promo that song is getting is extremely unfair to all other entries and should be disqualified.

That sounds like something we should talk about. Maybe you should start a thread on whether it is getting too much free promo.

 

[ButterTart]

I think all this free promo that song is getting is extremely unfair to all other entries and should be disqualified.

Maybe the other songs should be asking themselves why they weren't also about dwarves.

 

[Lucille]

I have an interview on BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY, when WILL this nightmare END?

 

[Diddy]

Maybe that’s why @Dark Carnival doesn’t take part. He’d win a dwarf competition in a landslide.

oh goodness don’t talk about landslides to dwarves! Terrible business

 

[ButterTart]

I have an interview on BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY, when WILL this nightmare END?

Surely that's illegal?

 

[floppet]

Unsurprisingly Mr F loves this stupid song. That'll teach me not to Google it to see what all the fuss is about when he's in the room.

Also realised as I was pouring water into my brew that I was quietly singing to myself "I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole ..."

 

[Soldi]

Floppet you should take part in the next ASFM!

 

[Iguana]

This surely if the closest Floppet has come to getting involved with A Song For Moopy

 

[big ron]

I have an interview on BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY, when WILL this nightmare END?

No, is the answer to that.