What's in Enya's handbag?

[GinAg (39)]

Hilarious fake tits

 

[ButterTart]

The receipt for that ice cream maker she keeps meaning to return.

 

[GinAg (39)]

A receipt for the Isle of Sark.

 

[Lucille]

2 FREE CDS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Gwyneth Paltrow’s head

 

[Marilyn]

The book or the Isle of Sark?

Definitely the book. Acquiring the isle in her handbag would mean she'd have to go there, which she notoriously NEVER DID despite doing a concept album about it

 

[ButterTart]

Another, smaller handbag

 

[Lucille]

Dark Carnival

 

[Dark Carnival]

Anus scented candle

 

[GinAg (39)]

Definitely the book. Acquiring the isle in her handbag would mean she'd have to go there, which she notoriously NEVER DID despite doing a concept album about it

Did she?

What a woman. I think at this point in my life I love Enya more than I have in the previous 39 years.

 

[ButterTart]

Dark Carnival

That's where he lives now.

 

[Lucille]

BEES

 

[GinAg (39)]

small shoes

 

[Dark Carnival]

That's where he lives now.

Look at all the space I got

 

[Dark Carnival]

A bidet

 

[Lucille]

Her HGV license

 

[GinAg (39)]

Look at all the space I got

Pop the handbag on her lap and you've got yourself a garden.

 

[Dark Carnival]

PrEP

 

[Marilyn]

Did she?

What a woman. I think at this point in my life I love Enya more than I have in the previous 39 years.

Well "concept" might be pushing it but her last album was apparently inspired by Sark (and this was mentioned in every single piece of press about the album), and then I recall in an interview she just casually mentioned she'd never even been there

 

[jivafox]

A bomb.

 

[GinAg (39)]

PrEP

Can't host or travel.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Potential.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Jedward

 

[Dark Carnival]

Can't host or travel.

Imagine hosting in that castle!

 

[ButterTart]

A copy of Practical Magic that she was supposed to take back to Blockbuster on the day her local branch closed. She could have travelled to the next town - theirs was still open - but she'd had a drink with dinner and couldn't risk driving.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I've just been amused by the idea she spends her evening on Grindr, sending abuse to Irish gays.

 

[jivafox]

With this as her profile picture

 

[GinAg (39)]

With this as her profile picture

I'm thinking more her face badly pasted on top of a hot Instagram model.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Maybe she's nicked the left shoe from every pair in the shop she's leaving.

I mean why else would she look so happy?

 

[Marilyn]

#FridayFeeling

 

[Marilyn]

I've just realised that isn't the same pic

Her one pose and one look is so iconic

 

[GinAg (39)]

#FridayFeeling

*swipes brightness button up to 100%*

 

[GinAg (39)]

She knows her angles!

 

[Marilyn]

Dead at the top comment on that Facebook post

How are you Enya? Is it all ok? Hugs

 

[GinAg (39)]

An angle grinder

 

[GinAg (39)]

Dead at the top comment on that Facebook post

All the comments are amazing in various ways.

"Your songs have lead me to explore my soul and shined a light on what I find beautiful in the world. Thank you, even in times of immense pain, they pierced through the darkness with what's good in life when all I could see was darkness clouding my mind."

...


"So true"

 

[GinAg (39)]

The receipt of the £5 bottle of wine that Kala bought.

 

[Kate]

Two Fray Bentos pies (chicken & mushroom)

 

[Tisch]

Serenity

 

[GinAg (39)]

Heads, shoulders, knees and toes.