What's in Enya's handbag?

[Kate]

A BHS cafe

 

[GNL]

The air rights to the space above Cher's burlesque bar.

 

[Diddy]

Some potatoes for stuffing in strangers’ exhaust pipes

 

[Lucille]

The air rights to the space above Cher's burlesque bar.

CLOSE THE THREAD.

 

[Kate]

where do I need to go to understand this joke pls

 

[ButterTart]

A shiny Charizard

 

[ButterTart]

A portable cow grate to entangle overzealous gay fans.

 

[Kate]

A velociraptor egg

 

[dmlaw]

Hope

 

[Kate]

The Turin Shroud, used as a hanky

 

[Kate]

Anusol

 

[big ron]

*reports*

Send it to ** Br*wns legal team

 

[big ron]

Jack's medulla oblongata

 

[big ron]

3 individual portions of Dundee jam.

 

[Kate]

The admin login details for PornHub

 

[Lucille]

Jark’s sense of shame

 

[big ron]

White laminated luxury rigid sqaure gift box 230 x 230 x 40 20 pcs/1ctn

 

[Tisch]

Rachey's cocopops bathwater

 

[Indie]

Salmon Rushdie

 

[big ron]

The missing CCTV from Epstein's "SUICIDE"

 

[big ron]

Drake

 

[GinAg (39)]

Jark’s sense of shame

explain please

 

[ButterTart]

A child’s shoe. She won’t say why.

 

[big ron]

A child’s shoe. She won’t say why.

Perhaps she'll die.

 

[big ron]

Perhaps she'll die.

DEAR TWITTER, THIS ISN'T A DEATH THREAT. YOURS, RONALD.

 

[ButterTart]

DEAR TWITTER, THIS ISN'T A DEATH THREAT. YOURS, RONALD.

Don’t worry, I don’t think death threats apply with Enya. If you try to stab her she’ll just turn into a ball of energy and materialise elsewhere.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Linda Lusardi

 

[Lucille]

Chips, cheese and gravy.

 

[dmlaw]

Two and a half pints of human blood.

 

[GinAg (39)]

The vote dumps.

 

[ButterTart]

A map of Bootle she drew from memory.

 

[ButterTart]

VV Brown’s self-help book ‘Turn That Frown VV Brown’.

 

[Jark]

Jark’s sense of shame

funny how things sometimes turn up when you're not even looking

 

[Diddy]

The time vortex

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Evangelion Unit-01

 

[ButterTart]

A copy of Tits & Toot magazine she keeps concealed inside a Woman’s Own.

 

[Diddy]

A copy of Bella magazine she keeps concealed inside a copy of Nuts

 

[Lucille]

The Quran

 

[rocketstail]

A meth lab.

 

[jivafox]

A tissue full of phlegm (not hers)