Eurovision 2021: The Rehearsals

[Soldi]

 

[Soldi]

That thumbnail! He looks CONSTIPATED

 

[GinAg (39)]

They could honestly send them every year. He's just dripping in charisma.

 

[D5K]

I haven't quite decided yet how much I want to immerse myself in rehearsal coverage, but I agree the live rolling webcasts are too much. However I'm pretty sure those people are mainly doing it for their own benefit/enjoyment, rather than anyone else's.

 

[Soldi]

According to Twitter, Russia we’re REALLY good and also have LGBT imagery

 

[ButterTart]

According to Twitter, Russia we’re REALLY good and also have LGBT imagery

Has Russia stopped being a cunt to the gay community yet? If not, this performance will ring a bit hollow.

 

[VoR]

Manizha herself is a very vocal feminist and LGBT activist. I’m AMAZED they let her slip through...

 

[GinAg (39)]

A Russian entry pushing LGBTQ equality is equal measure grotesquely ironic and a wonderful sign of some level of progress.

 

[Suomi]

STATEMENTS!

 

[VoR]

 

[Soldi]

STATEMENTS!

That dress!

Nina Kraljić AGOG

 

[Soldi]

Is she on WHEELS??

 

[Dark Carnival]

!

 

[Tisch]

Is she on WHEELS??

LIFE CHANGING! Hope she does a bit more than just CASUALLY stepping out of the dress though

 

[Diddy]

LOVING THIS! I knew it was one to watch when I first heard that Russian OOMPAH beat

 

[Suomi]

I am now a Manizha fanboy

 

[VoR]

North Macedonia up in 20 minutes

 

[Soldi]

 

[GinAg (39)]

At least Monty looks good. Tusse has changed NOTHING.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[VoR]

Every year it's the same old song with Sweden.

OMG it's the same as Melfest! Soooo underwhelming! NQ?!

*Sweden cruise into the top 5*

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh they'll easily smash it. Sweden always come pre-packaged. I still think it's a likely winner.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I really hope it flops. Uninspired unoriginal shit.

 

[Soldi]

I don’t feel like it’s the potential winner I felt it could be back after he won Melfest, but they’ll definitely be in the top five/ten.

Those dreadful Eurovision fans that are predicting them to NQ are the same fans that spent all day Thursday complaining how awful the scoreboard looked based on one grainy video in the arena

 

[D5K]

the same fans that spent all day Thursday complaining how awful the scoreboard looked based on one grainy video in the arena

Oh I'm with them there, I don't know why they didn't consult me for some scoreboard tips.

 

[VoR]

OMG!

Vasil has stolen Dotter’s Bulletproof stage show!

 

[Lucille]

OMG!

Vasil has stolen Dotter’s Bulletproof stage show!

I knew we could count on BASIL to be a MESSY QUEEN!!!

 

[VoR]

He’s alone onstage, all in black.

During the first verse, a really ropey CGI sun grows out of his chest.

Then at the climax, he rips off his black jacket to reveal a metallic vest and goes full Dotter.

Needless to say it looks RIDICULOUS

 

[Lucille]

 

[ButterTart]

I really hope it flops. Uninspired unoriginal shit.

Say more things like this.

 

[dUb]

Praying for Lesley to SLAY!

 

[dUb]

I need to know how queer her staging is going to be asap

 

[Soldi]

Apparently LESLEH has SMASHED IT!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Apparently LESLEH has SMASHED IT!

Need evidence ASAP

 

[dUb]

SHAMELESS

 

[Lucille]

SCREAM!!!

 

[GinAg (39)]

It's a better mirror than Dotter tbf

 

[dUb]

Love the sound of this

 

[dUb]

Hearing Ireland’s “super ambitious” but a shaky vocal. Notably it’s more a technical rehearsal than a performance one...

 

[VoR]