Eurovision 2023 REHEARSALS TOPIC

[RaspberrySwirl]

We need perfect camera angles, a box lid that wouldn’t crash down and Erdogan to lose the elections on Sunday.

It’s a very stressful week, no wonder I’m losing weight.

 

[GinAg (39)]

A stray CAMERA ANGLE will decide the next stage of the war in UKRAINE.

One angle unapproved by tens of mopsies will see Moldova invaded.

 

[dmlaw]

I just don’t want the expected doomsday headlines and sob storyline here that Finland won both NATO and Eurovision and that we fail at whatever we do nowadays.

All I’m saying is that until you get into NATO, if you come for Finland, we all have to come for you.

 

[Dark Carnival]

We need perfect camera angles, a box lid that wouldn’t crash down and Erdogan to lose the elections on Sunday.

It’s a very stressful week, no wonder I’m losing weight.

Sure, forgot Turkish elections results ALSO rely on Käärijä's gay bolero!

 

[Dark Carnival]

A stray CAMERA ANGLE will decide the next stage of the war in UKRAINE.

One angle unapproved by tens of mopsies will see Moldova invaded.

I CAN'T COPE!

 

[GinAg (39)]

If you need someone to explain gay camera angles you're clearly straight and deserve to die.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

The Ukranian spring offensive is literally waiting for the right camera angle

 

[Zu]

a box lid that wouldn’t crash down

Oh DON'T. That's still stressing me the fuck out and I wish she'd changed it while of course being thrilled that she HASN'T

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Oh DON'T. That's still stressing me the fuck out and I wish she'd changed it while of course being thrilled that she HASN'T

It’s okay, it’s much smaller now so she might survive

 

[Samuel]

I foresee a repeat of 2007: SHOUTY LADY pips FUN 4 YOORUP fan favourite to the post.

I see the juries voting for many other entries ahead of Finland: Sweden, France, Spain, Italy, Switzerland (if they make it), Armenia, Norway, Lithuania (if they make it) and possibly even the likes of Austria who similarly veer into novelty territory on the surface.

He spends the last 30 seconds of the performance pretty much out of breath and doing very little singing. At least with the likes of ‘Toy’ the vocals were pretty much there and there was an easily identifiable message behind the song. Juries don’t tend to go for silly.

 

[Zu]

It’s okay, it’s much smaller now so she might survive

Also it appears to be wood rather than metal

*dies anyway*

 

[Penelope]

I foresee a repeat of 2007: SHOUTY LADY pips FUN 4 YOORUP fan favourite to the post.

I see the juries voting for many other entries ahead of Finland: Sweden, France, Spain, Italy, Switzerland (if they make it), Armenia, Norway, Lithuania (if they make it) and possibly even the likes of Austria who similarly veer into novelty territory on the surface.

He spends the last 30 seconds of the performance pretty much out of breath and doing very little singing. At least with the likes of ‘Toy’ the vocals were pretty much there and there was an easily identifiable message behind the song. Juries don’t tend to go for silly.

Thank GOD for some SENSE in here

 

[Zu]

We've surely discussed (to death) which GAY FAVOURITE will be slumping out in the semi so can you provide me with a summary of predictions please

 

[Zu]

I foresee a repeat of 2007: SHOUTY LADY pips FUN 4 YOORUP fan favourite to the post.

I think this is VERY LIKELY and I've always seen King K as the natural heir to the Verka throne so there we have it

 

[Dark Carnival]

We've surely discussed (to death) which GAY FAVOURITE will be slumping out in the semi so can you provide me with a summary of predictions please

Serbia predicted to BOTTOM.

Also coming last in his semi.

 

[Zu]

Serbia predicted to BOTTOM.

Also coming last in his semi.

I'm not sure I could even HUM that one. I've been very busy shaking and crying to Tattoo on NON-STOP REPEAT and also assembling my La Zarra voodoo doll has taken quite a lot of care and effort

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I've always seen King K as the natural heir to the Verka throne so there we have it

This I agree with

 

[Lucille]

I want Serbia through but it could be the shock/not that shocking NQ.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Is voting open after all the songs have been performed or from the first performance?

 

[Lucille]

Some quite wicked people think Poland isn’t qualifying

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm not sure I could even HUM that one.

A lot of noise and gay moans.

 

[Zu]

Some quite wicked people think Poland isn’t qualifying

PLEASE NO! How can people be so spiteful?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Some quite wicked people think Poland isn’t qualifying

Blanka to set them ALIGHT with her fire dress a la Cristina Vasiu

 

[Zu]

It would be terrible if Blanka FELL OVER mid-performance. Quick, someone - fetch her a stool

 

[Raining on Me]

I do think everyone forecasting a Finland win is fundamentally just a bit stupid and should be processed into Monge for their own dignity, really

Only yesterday a Finland win seemed ABSURD, but looking at those (about 5 second ) rehearsal clips back to back my certainty has wavered.

History with the juries tells us otherwise but it's clearly going to happen at some point. I wouldn't exactly say Toy was obvious jury bait.

It feels impossible to imagine any other top 2 at this point though and if forced at GUNPOINT, I'd saying LAWREEN. For NOW

 

[Dark Carnival]

At this point I'm doubting everything, Loreen, Käärijä, my own mother's love for me.

One thing I'm not doubting though: Blanka.

 

[Apoca]

It would be terrible if Blanka FELL OVER mid-performance. Quick, someone - fetch her stool

@Martha Skidd

 

[Zu]

One thing I'm not doubting though: Blanka.

It's always comforting when someone is GUARANTEED TO DISAPPOINT

 

[Lucille]

It would be terrible if Blanka FELL OVER mid-performance. Quick, someone - fetch her a stool

She’s proven in rehearsals she’s actually VERY GOOD at walking in a STRAIGHT LINE!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

One thing I'm not doubting though:

@Martha Skidd

 

[Zu]

She’s proven in rehearsals she’s actually VERY GOOD at walking in a STRAIGHT LINE!

Hopefully following the line of the melody will prove more challenging

 

[COB]

Someone make a thread for the semi, the hysteria needs to be CHANNELED

 

[Dark Carnival]

Someone make a thread for the semi, the hysteria needs to be CHANNELED

I was just about to say!

 

[Saltwater]

Who is the third?

Sorry I was with a customer, but yes I've meant Noa, thank you @win_the_game

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sorry I was with a customer, but yes I've meant Noa, thank you @win_the_game

beb, have you not CANCELLED all your meetings this week?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Teams status on DO NOT DISTURB since LAST FRIDAY!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Sorry I was with a customer, but yes I've meant Noa, thank you @win_the_game

Well, I doubt Morocco will claim her.

 

[Saltwater]

beb, have you not CANCELLED all your meetings this week?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

OUT LOOK OUT OF THE OFFICE MESSAGE UNTIL MONDAY 15th

 

[Penelope]

Some quite wicked people think Poland isn’t qualifying

This opinion feels VERY two months ago