Eurovision Song Celebration 2020 - Part One - Streaming live Tonight 8 p.m.

[Tisch]

God Montaigne is such a CUNT

 

[Lucille]

Omg when you think don’t break me can’t get worse.

 

[Beverley]

Who is the second moustache member of Little Uno? He's my fave

 

[Madíson]

What was that upbeat video?

 

[Penelope]

OMG DAMIR STAMP ON MY THROAT TO YOUR CHEESY EURODANCE VERSION

 

[dmlaw]

The opera vocal is worse than the regular vocal. You know what, fucking break her.

 

[Zu]

Oh I AM liking the Croatian DISCO VERSION!

 

[Tisch]

Montaigne filling in the MUCH NEEDED gap left by Jessie J

 

[ButterTart]

I think I'd much prefer Belarus and Croatia in these versions.

 

[GinAg (39)]

What's this banger?

 

[Raining on Me]

I like the North Macedonian entry but do fear it would have got lost especially with Cyprus in there.

OT: Apart from the usual Scandinavian countries, Saara Aalto's "Monsters" was a top 10 hit in North Macedonia which tells me all I need to know *books holiday*

Slovenia is gorgeous but still a bit nothingy

Sorry needed a piss so catching up

 

[Madíson]

Urgh. Lazy EBU. Why couldn’t we have the national final performance instead of the official video?

 

[Lucille]

OMG DAMIR STAMP ON MY THROAT TO YOUR CHEESY EURODANCE VERSION

Should’ve been what he submitted

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh Lithuania were so coming 4th.

 

[dmlaw]

Now I like the original version of Croatia, but that Eurodance version may be better than anything in the actual contest.

 

[Beverley]

This was my fave of the year

 

[GinAg (39)]

I hate his trousers but otherwise absolute BANGER

 

[Penelope]

I find the affected vocal on this SO grating

Still, EXTRA MARKS FOR THE BEARDY CHUBBY ONE IN A WAISTCOAT

 

[ButterTart]

Is the Roop man a homosexualist?

 

[Alla]

Lithuania had a decent performance in their preselection, why the videoclip?

 

[Beverley]

Urgh. Lazy EBU. Why couldn’t we have the national final performance instead of the official video?

Agree. Very annoying.

 

[Penelope]

Is the Roop man a homosexualist?

 

[Tisch]

On Fire was the first ever entry i heard this year and I love it so much. I love the simplicity of all the mirrors and the hand movements. I feel like it might not have won, but a good top 3 for sure.

 

[Raining on Me]

This probably should have won. I've come to love it, it's beyond hypnotic and gives so much more than that filthy Icelandic dirge

 

[dmlaw]

Quirky Lithuania is much better than quirky Iceland. It would have richly deserved to win.

 

[ButterTart]

10 Sweden
06 Belarus
04 Australia
07 North Macedonia
07 Slovenia
09 Lithuania


Lithuania loses a point because it robbed me of Unbreakable.

 

[Alla]

The hot mess that is Ireland now

 

[Penelope]

Yeah, Lithuania feels like it would've really had strong jury/televote crossover.

UGH FUCK OFF LESLIE ROY

 

[Lucille]

EURGH GAYS

 

[GinAg (39)]

09 Sweden
06 Belarus
02 Australia
09 North Macedonia
10 Slovenia
10 Lithuania

 

[Tisch]

Lithuania had a decent performance in their preselection, why the videoclip?

Just said this.

 

[Penelope]

RECRIMINALISE HOMOSEXUALITY AND/OR PINK NOW!

 

[GinAg (39)]

She's no EVIL SARAH.

 

[Raining on Me]

09 Sweden
05 Belarus
09 Australia
07 North Macedonia
07 Slovenia
10 Lithuania

 

[dmlaw]

I quite like this sub-Pink Irish nonsense as well. I've been considering comparing moopy posters to some of the people in the video, but I think I've lost my bottle.

 

[Zu]

Still, EXTRA MARKS FOR THE BEARDY CHUBBY ONE IN A WAISTCOAT

A predictable LIKE for that one

 

[Beverley]

I think Ireland would have done OK with this?

 

[Zu]

Why is Ireland suddenly sounding QUITE GOOD?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Its SHIT and OK all at once.

 

[Penelope]

Where was this in 2010 when it would've actually been vaguely ON TREND?!