Eurovision Song Celebration 2020 - Part One - Streaming live Tonight 8 p.m.

[Penelope]

Why is Ireland suddenly sounding QUITE GOOD?

Oh FUCK OFF

 

[Madíson]

Nah - I’m out. 00s to all the songs.

This is like forcing people to wear bright clothes at a funeral.

 

[ButterTart]

She looks like Lucy from early Hollyoaks.

I hope she comes back next year with something more modern, by which I mean something that could conceivably have been released after 2008.

 

[D5K]

This is my guilty pleasure of the year

 

[GinAg (39)]

I quite like this sub-Pink Irish nonsense as well. I've been considering comparing moopy posters to some of the people in the video, but I think I've lost my bottle.

We're ready.

 

[Tisch]

I don't know what Ireland were thinking with this. It sounds like it was written in five minutes.

 

[Zu]

Oh FUCK OFF

SHAN’T!

 

[Penelope]

WORSE than PIG CANCER!

10 Sweden
07 Belarus
08 Australia
10 North Macedonia
08 Slovenia
08 Lithuania
01 Ireland

 

[Alla]

Uno!

 

[GinAg (39)]

09 Sweden
06 Belarus
02 Australia
09 North Macedonia
10 Slovenia
10 Lithuania
06 Ireland

 

[Penelope]

Oh THANK FUCKING GOODNESS!

 

[Beverley]

I wanna shag the one in the pink shirt!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Russia would have come 2nd or 3rd.

 

[Beverley]

Okay I think this is my proper favourite and would've won

 

[dmlaw]

Why is Ireland suddenly sounding QUITE GOOD?

Most of them are sounding better tonight than they did when I was listening for Moopyvision. I think this year might have turned out OK.

 

[Tisch]

Out of the females who is the @Rita and who is the @Rachey?!

 

[Penelope]

No LUSTING after HIM IN THE BLUE ROMPER ZU

 

[GinAg (39)]

Obviously Little Miss FUCK YOU in the backing chorus is EVERYTHING.

 

[dmlaw]

Russia would have won. The televote.

 

[Lucille]

The come to daddy bit is too much.

 

[Tisch]

Most of them are sounding better tonight than they did when I was listening for Moopyvision. I think this year might have turned out OK.

This semi isMUCH stronger than the other semi. All the good songs are in it.

 

[ButterTart]

I want to like this one so much, but it's absolute fucking shit.

Silver catsuit backing singer eases the pain of sitting through it.

 

[Penelope]

God, it's just FERAL!

 

[Raining on Me]

Hurrah for this stupid tat after Ireland's painful entry.

I'd still fuck the dancing pig in the corner

 

[GinAg (39)]

Russia would have won. The televote.

Nah Iceland had it this year.

 

[Tisch]

Obviously Little Miss FUCK YOU in the backing chorus is EVERYTHING.

The lingering shots of when she doesn't have a line

 

[Penelope]

Are they back for next year?

 

[Zu]

No LUSTING after HIM IN THE BLUE ROMPER ZU

TRY STOPPING ME SLUT

 

[Penelope]

Nah Iceland had it this year.

Maybe in the WEST

 

[GinAg (39)]

09 Sweden
06 Belarus
02 Australia
09 North Macedonia
10 Slovenia
10 Lithuania
06 Ireland
10 Russia

 

[Tisch]

Are the main two singers lovers? They seem to be quarantining together

 

[Penelope]

10 Sweden
07 Belarus
08 Australia
10 North Macedonia
08 Slovenia
08 Lithuania
01 Ireland
11 Russia

 

[ButterTart]

10 Sweden
06 Belarus
04 Australia
07 North Macedonia
07 Slovenia
09 Lithuania
05 Ireland
03 Russia

Absolute shite

 

[Lucille]

I wanna shag the one in the pink shirt!

I’d wanna be tag teamed by him and the lead singer.

 

[dmlaw]

Nah Iceland had it this year.

Iceland would have been raped to death by a crocodile that had mistaken him for its wife on the way to the contest.

 

[Penelope]

Well I suppose we DID need a cigarette break after that

 

[Soldi]

Whoops I’m a BIT LATE

 

[ButterTart]

10 Sweden
06 Belarus
04 Australia
07 North Macedonia
07 Slovenia
09 Lithuania
05 Ireland
03 Russia
00 Belgium

Not even going to pretend I consider this Belgian shit to be music.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Nah - I’m out. 00s to all the songs.

This is like forcing people to wear bright clothes at a funeral.

The fuck?

 

[Penelope]

Hey remember when we entered that sub-Bond theme two years ago and didn't qualify? Let's do that again