Fruit and Vegetables

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

What do we think of papaya? There is a WEIRD taste about them

SHIT!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

What do we think of papaya? There is a WEIRD taste about them

Not a fan. And here in the north we only get barely ripe ones.

 

[KindaCool]

Does papaya even have a #1 hit?

It's such a strange tasting fruit.

 

[Kate]

Same with AVOCADOS. Love them to death, but they go rancid in the span of about 1.2 seconds.

And you’ve no idea until you cut them open The delicious wrinkly little cunts.

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

AGOG we’re already on 7 pages of veg chat. It says a lot about the moopy demographic that this inspired more spirited debate than the SEX CLUBS topic.

 

[KindaCool]

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

There are a bunch of fruit that we had in Syria that I can’t find here like green almonds and loquat

What do you call loquat in Arabic?
Don’t think I’ve ever tasted them.

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

I usually buy watermelon by the quarter from a greengrocer. There's something very satisfying about slicing watermelon for some reason. Probably because I've got a lovely fuck off big knife I don't use for much else.

You know JUST when you slice it if it' going to be a good one!

Omg that one time I sliced one and it turned out YELLOW, first time I'd ever come across one of those my entire life. I had to pause for 5 seconds and then had to google the stuff.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

I love avocados. The problem is that they seem to have a window of about five minutes when they are at their best.

 

[KindaCool]

AGOG we’re already on 7 pages of veg chat. It says a lot about the moopy demographic that this inspired more spirited debate than the SEX CLUBS topic.

Between Pages 2 and 6 I had already walked down to the supermarket and raided the FROZEN ISLE

 

[win_the_game]

Worst fruit EVER:

Lychee

They are a faff to peel but surely physalis are the worst fruit though.

 

[Sheena]

I buy watermelon, mango and pineapple pre-prepared because I am LAZY

THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS

 

[Sheena]

Kate really does have MONEY TO BURN

 

[KindaCool]

Avocado STONES can also be very unforgiving. Some of them are bigger than the rest of the fruit.

 

[Kate]

Watermelon gets 10/10 for aesthetic appeal too

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

AGOG we’re already on 7 pages of veg chat. It says a lot about the moopy demographic that this inspired more spirited debate than the SEX CLUBS topic.

Oh, we're talking about EATING it?!

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

What do you call loquat in Arabic?
Don’t think I’ve ever tasted them.

AKI DENYA!

 

[Darcus & Carnivus]

Kate really does have MONEY TO BURN

I bet she can buy POMEGRANATE JUICE!

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

I do buy pineapple preprepared, largely because I always feel like I am throwing far too much away if I do it myself.

I love preparing mango, though.

 

[Sheena]

I had a mango STONER for some reason a few years ago. Never used it once.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

AKI DENYA!

Ooh my parents used to say they like them

 

[Sheena]

I’m not THAT fond of fresh mango. It’s alright, but I don’t get excited- bit too perfumey for me. Oddly, I have my annual attempt at loving it in my fridge as we speak, though...

 

[Kate]

I bet she can buy POMEGRANATE JUICE!

The boxed stuff is rubbish. I had amazing fresh juice off a market in China and that was still about £3 a cup!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

They are a faff to peel but surely physalis are the worst fruit though.

Somehow I love that powedery taste of physalis.

The most useless fruit has to be star fruit.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

I'm a huge mango salsa fan. I make huge bowlfuls of it when the weather is good.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

The most useless fruit has to be star fruit.

It's fine if you've got a taste for watery wax.

 

[KindaCool]

I think the Middle East's official national fruit is DATES though. They have so many functions. Not in my Top 10 though.

 

[Kate]

I like physalis. Reminds me of gooseberries which my parents used to grow when I was wee but I’ve barely seen any since.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I think the Middle East's official national fruit is DATES though. They have so many functions. Not in my Top 10 though.

Vile

 

[Sheena]

You’re right! What HAS happened to gooseberries? It’s been years since I’ve spotted a pot of gooseberry FOOL nestling amongst the Müllers.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

And you’ve no idea until you cut them open The delicious wrinkly little cunts.

Oh God no, not avocados. Consistency of baby shite.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

As for blueberries, I actually prefer the rubbish big American kind over the antioxidant rich Scandinavian ones that grow in the wild

 

[Phoenix]

Vile

I like dates and date related products but I don’t think of them as fruit. They don’t have the freshness I associate with fruit.

 

[KindaCool]

I don't like the PRUNEY ones. They're slimy and squishy. But I do remember you could also grow the hard yellow ones. Those were gorgeous, but are nonexistent in the West.

 

[Baby LaZenne]

Worst fruit EVER:

Lychee

Incorrect. Love a Lychee, especially juice!

 

[Kate]

Biggest disappointment: dragon fruit. SO PRETTY, tastes of NOTHING.

*insert comparison to braindead celebrity of your choice*

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Oh God no, not avocados. Consistency of baby shite.

!

My dad always says it tastes like soap, but this was a better description.

 

[KindaCool]

Oh yes I LOVE date syrup. We call it "dibis". Not sure if others have other names.

 

[Phoenix]

Oh yes I LOVE date syrup. We call it "dibis". Not sure if others have other names.

Molasses

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

I think the Middle East's official national fruit is DATES though. They have so many functions. Not in my Top 10 though.

Half my clients are Middle Eastern and they’re forever giving me dates. They’re SHIT!