Germany 2021: Jendrik Sigwart - I Don't Feel Hate

[ButterTart]

Can’t believe how jealous you all are.

It sounds like a Disney song. Imagine it being performed by an animated Labrador in sunglasses.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MAKE IT STOP

 

[RJN]

The good news is even if he does Google himself and find this, he won't feel any hate, just sorry for us

 

[ButterTart]

Large parts of this are just 'Love Is Forever' with added whistling. It's not quite a bad as that, largely thanks to the guitar breakdown bits, but it's still pretty awful.

I will choose to ignore those worryingly accurate Love is Forever comparisons, because I’m trying not to feel hate and that silly bitch on her shit chair brings out the worst in me.

 

[VoR]

Hideous, but I can imagine a world in which it ends up doing quite well.

 

[Dark Carnival]

@Apocalypt Flyer TO APOLOGISE ON-SCREEN

 

[ButterTart]

Reading the last two pages back I think we’re all in agreement that it’s excellent and we all wish him every success.

 

[RJN]

Its been stuck in my head for the last hour (or however long ago I heard it)

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why are you twisted evil people bringing up Love Is Forever again? Some of us had managed to forget that sinistre entry

 

[Dark Carnival]

Its been stuck in my head for the last hour (or however long ago I heard it)

It's only been 10 minutes RJN

 

[ButterTart]

It's only been 10 minutes RJN

That’s the power of this song, it lodges in your head and makes you feel like it’s been part of your life forever.

 

[RJN]

It's only been 10 minutes RJN

Time moves so slowly without the hatred

 

[Dark Carnival]

That’s the power of this song, it lodges in your head and makes you feel like it’s been part of your life forever.

I'm literally thinking of Love Is Forever as I'm reading your reply and it's fucking CHILLING *shudders*

 

[ButterTart]

I'm literally thinking of Love Is Forever as I'm reading your reply and it's fucking CHILLING *shudders*

Actual evil. Did you know that the murder rate across Europe increased by 800% in the hour after she performed?

 

[Apoca]

Is this what it sounds like when you take the elevator to hell?

 

[Jacques]

Hideous, but I can imagine a world in which it ends up doing quite well.

I think so too. "That's How You Write a Song" was a semi-final winner and managed 11th on the televote come the final, so there's clearly an audience for this sort of thing even if many people are defying the title.

For now, I am ironically loving this. It's just so instantly catchy and easy to sing along to

 

[Alla]

What is this?

 

[D5K]

I honestly can't work out where I stand on this.

I do however firmly blame Dadi Freyr, Germany are clearly trying to jump on the twee novelty lighthearted pop trend that he launched last year.

 

[Lucille]

But the Dadi song was classy, and charming, and sleekly produced, if that’s what they’re aiming for then they’ve REALLY missed the mark.

 

[Madíson]

He’s very endearing on TikTok. Hard to hate despite his rubbish song.

 

[Beverley]

He’s very endearing on TikTok. Hard to hate despite his rubbish song.

Madison!!!!

 

[Madíson]

ENDEARING

 

[Penelope]

@Madison, would you sleep with Jendrik Sigwart?

 

[Penelope]

Oh god it actually IS Anri Jokhadze for the TikTok generation

 

[Madíson]

@Madison, would you sleep with Jendrik Sigwart?

He seems rather asexual.

 

[Penelope]

He seems rather asexual.

That isn't an answer to the question.

 

[Soldi]

It’s officially out now, enjoy

 

[D5K]

I feel dirty but I don't hate this (or feel sorry):

 

[Jacques]

Well the video reveals that there's less German in this than I first thought

 

[Alla]

I find it (him) very annoying. This will do well with very young people I guess.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It’s officially out now, enjoy

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[Alla]

It's Electro Velvet meets Alexander This-is-how-you-write-a-song Rybak.

 

[Iguana]

5 minutes 42? FUCK THAT

 

[Iguana]

@Madison, would you sleep with Jendrik Sigwart?

I know I wasn't asked, but I would.

 

[Iguana]

The straights are going to absolutely eat this up. Sorry guys: it's over.

 

[Lucille]

Guys I hate straights as much as any of you, but they’re not THAT tasteless.

 

[Penelope]

Guys I hate straights as much as any of you, but they’re not THAT tasteless.

Straights listen to Elbow and vote Hitler. They are deeply tasteless.

 

[RJN]

I heard straights all over Europe are hoping for a Charlotte Perrelli comeback

 

[Lucille]

Straights listen to Elbow and vote Hitler. They are deeply tasteless.

Yes but not at the same time.

 

[D5K]

I've realised this reminds me of the Icelandic 'Coming Home' entry ten years ago, but played at double speed.