Introduce yourself

[Funky]

Sometimes I think if @Rita, @funky and I got together, between us the three of us we just might work out was was going on. Some of the time. Perhaps.

I might still need you to repeat it a couple of times to be sure though

 

[Rita]

You are ALL young compared to me these days.

 

[RJN]

You’re much younger than MY mother

 

[Zu]

@RJN would you describe yourself as a) a lamb b) lamb-adjacent or c) other please state

Or d) MUTTON

 

[Zu]

No shared IPs

Well we all know that means nothing. You can create one login (and post) on the computers at the drop-in centre and another at home on the laptop you stole during the riots

 

[Soldi]

Well we all know that means nothing. You can create one login (and post) on the computers at the drop-in centre and another at home on the laptop you stole during the riots

Is that something you do dear?

 

[Zu]

Is that something you do dear?

Well, as ever, I can only cite from personal experience dear

 

[Zu]

However I would say that I don’t go to a drop-in centre. I narrowly avoided being sucked into making INSECT HOTELS at a SPECIAL GROUP a few years ago, when my GP was met with a barked “IF I WANT TO BE AROUND PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS I CAN CHOOSE TO DO SO IN MY OWN TIME THANK YOU”

 

[GNL]

Well we all know that means nothing. You can create one login (and post) on the computers at the drop-in centre and another at home on the laptop you stole during the riots

If you're particularly tech savvy, you can even use a proxy so nobody realises you're posting from Strangeways.

 

[Cloud]

OMG fresh blood. Welcome!

 

[RJN]

OMG fresh blood. Welcome!

Thank you Cloud!

 

[Indie]

I'm not sure you can call someone who first posted in 2013 "fresh"

 

[RJN]

I'm fresh to Moopy like Biden will be fresh as president

 

[Cloud]

I'm not sure you can call someone who first posted in 2013 "fresh"

There was more than one! That said, if you've been around the internet as long as I have, 2013 is fresh.

 

[Zu]

I'm not sure you can call someone who first posted in 2013 "fresh"

FRESHISH

Maybe the poor mite‘s been LOCKED UP

 

[Zu]

I think some of us might have quite a few questions for new member @Catatonia after finding UNICORN HEADS in our gracious beds

I’LL START

@Catatonia Everyone loves a rich, sumptuous teatime treat brought to us by Goblin Meat Puddings. But which is your preferred filling? UNICORN MEAT NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER

 

[big ron]

Show hooves pls @Catatonia

 

[GinAg (39)]

@Catatonia please confirm what's all over the front page.

 

[Zu]

I am going to take you under my wing like I have Soldi

Yet another one who mainly wants a hand with the hoovering

THAT POOR CHILD

 

[Cloud]

Got enough unicorns in my bed already! Anyway welcome!

 

[Soldi]

@Neil Spence SHOW FEET

 

[Zu]

@Neil Spence SHOW FEET

He has HOOVES NOT FEET

For some reason I think Neil might be a worry but as you know I’m not one to judge. Still, only one way to find out...

@Neil Spence I’m serving up supper CHEZ ZU. Would you prefer CROQUETTES OR POTATO WAFFLES?

 

[Soldi]

I’ve not eaten CROQUETTES in YEARS

 

[Zu]

I’ve got some PUMPKIN CROQUETTES on their way right now

And a few other bits and pieces obviously. Wouldn’t want to waste away

 

[Soldi]

Good old Neil will FEAST tonight

 

[Kate]

@Catatonia please confirm what's all over the front page.

Things are getting strange. @Catatonia is starting to worry.

 

[Soldi]

How ya doin @Mrwhippy78

 

[Soldi]

What’s new @Chester Arthur hun?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Things are getting strange. @Catatonia is starting to worry.

That sounds like a job for lecter and lolly.

 

[Soldi]

It’s a real shame @Manitoba Marketing Board doesn’t join us more often

 

[GinAg (39)]

I have an inkling that a CURRENT MOOPY TREND MAY BE PUTTING PEOPLE OFF POSTING.

 

[Rita]

Who ARE these people?

 

[Tisch]

Hi @Cromlington Mannanafnalöggjafarsdóttir how r u?

 

[Zu]

Hi @Cromlington Mannanafnalöggjafarsdóttir how r u?

Oh that’s blatantly @Madison

But he tells me he’s very well, thank you for asking

 

[RJN]

@Mrwhippy78 was the newest member for a while

 

[Rita]

Hi @Cromlington Mannanafnalöggjafarsdóttir how r u?

THEY were stalking me at one point. Well they were FOLLOWING me, before Jivafox comes in and corrects me. :emoji_kissing_heart:

 

[Zu]

I have an inkling that a CURRENT MOOPY TREND MAY BE PUTTING PEOPLE OFF POSTING.

Nothing to do with our (well, my) informal and chatty yet probing and soul-searching questions, then?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Nothing to do with our (well, my) informal and chatty yet probing and soul-searching questions, then?

THE CLUE'S IN THE CASE.

 

[Zu]

THE CLUE'S IN THE CASE.

OH I KNOW

Personally I’d be captivated by the lunacy, think WHO ARE THESE FREAKS and stay for over a decade but I’m not speaking from my own experience obviously

 

[Soldi]

What is the whole FOLLOWING bollocks?