Introduce yourself

[Zu]

What is the whole FOLLOWING bollocks?

It helps you see at a glance when your SPECIAL LOUNGE CHUMS are online

 

[Soldi]

It helps you see when your SPECIAL LOUNGE CHUMS are online

Oh so THAT’S why I can see your avatar on the who’s online list then

 

[Zu]

Unless they’re invisible, that is

 

[Soldi]

Might go on a following spree x

 

[Zu]

Oh so THAT’S why I can see your avatar on the who’s online list then

Yes, underneath the possibly confusing People You Follow heading

 

[Soldi]

Yes, underneath the possibly confusing People You Follow heading

My eyes aren’t what they were luv

 

[Lucille]

I for one am glad we have the rather enchanting (and VERY NORMAL!) Madame Zu welcoming the guests with the PROPER DECORUM which I dare say others here LACK. Say what you want about her (AND I DO) but at least she has the good grace to CURTSEY on introduction, and usually has a scrap of meat between her hooves (CLOVEN, BIEN SÛR) for one to nibble on should you need sustinance.

 

[Soldi]

I for one am glad we have the rather enchanting (and VERY NORMAL!) Madame Zu welcoming the guests with the PROPER DECORUM which I dare say others here LACK.

Most notably YOU

 

[Lucille]

And I’m sure the FOUL STENCH in the air is coming from the pipes.

 

[Lucille]

Most notably YOU

 

[Lucille]

Do be careful of TITICACA @Neil Spence she can be a bit GRABSY but there should be pepper spray in your WELCOME PACK.

 

[Zu]

Yes, don’t be scared @Neil Spence

it’s NOT AN OCTOPUS

 

[Soldi]

Soldi DEAD

 

[Catatonia]

Hello.
:-) thank you for the welcome pack.
Not sure why it has grapes in it.
Are those even grapes??
Today in 1984 Feed the World was recorded. Random yet true fact.

 

[Zu]

OH HURRAH

What brings you here @Catatonia? Were you instantly captivated after thinking WHO ARE THESE FREAKS?

Also I’m not sure who puts together our lovely welcome packs so those grapes may well be CLINKERS

 

[Cloud]

Last time I thought I'd been given grapes they turned out to be OLIVES and put me off them for 20odd years

Love them now though

 

[Zu]

Last time I thought I'd been given grapes they turned out to be OLIVES and put me off them for 20odd years

Love them now though

I once had a sumptuous breakfast up the TV tower in Berlin and thought it weird to have been given ice cream but merrily tucked in, only to discover it was butter. Didn’t put me off either, obviously

 

[Zu]

Anyway, enough about us and more about @Catatonia

WHAT DID UNICORNS EVER DO TO YOU

 

[Kate]

I once had a sumptuous breakfast up the TV tower in Berlin and thought it weird to have been given ice cream but merrily tucked in, only to discover it was butter. Didn’t put me off either, obviously

I LOVE THAT PLACE

 

[GNL]

Cerys Matthews forum NOW

 

[ButterTart]

Cerys Matthews forum NOW

WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE CATATONIA SINGLE AND WHY IS IT STRANGE GLUE?

 

[RJN]

@Manitoba Marketing Board is now advertising directly towards @Soldi
What a niche marketing plan

 

[KindaCool]

Moopy makes a thread about new members introducing themselves and then goes ahead and slags them off in the very same thread.

 

[whatisityoucantface]

I'm fresh to Moopy like Biden will be fresh as president

hi

 

[RJN]

hi @whatisityoucantface! Your name is very ominous

 

[whatisityoucantface]

hi @whatisityoucantface! Your name is very ominous

I am very ominous

 

[RJN]

I am very ominous

What is it that I can't face?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Who is @Lockhart? Is it Johnkm?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Lockhart disguises self as school.

 

[lolly]

Who is @Lockhart? Is it Johnkm?

I think so. Had the same confusion last week.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Was this a secret name change?

 

[Zu]

What happened to @Catatonia? You can’t blame ME as she was happy to join in the chat after my initial, very searching question so it must have been that awful @ButterTart with his terrible shouting

 

[Zu]

You might be thinking that I put @Neil Spence off but actually he sent me a telex and he’s allergic to potatoe

 

[ButterTart]

You might be thinking that I put @Neil Spence off but actually he sent me a telex and he’s allergic to potatoe

 

[Indie]

Was this a secret name change?

This is exactly why people need to follow the process.

 

[GinAg (39)]

@Dance Witch Abortion HELLO

 

[Dance Witch Abortion]

@Dance Witch Abortion HELLO

Hi!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Hi!

We require details.

 

[COB]

Welcome @Dance Witch Abortion!

 

[GNL]

Hi!

Who is your favourite DANCE WITCH?