LIVE - UK GENERAL ELECTION RESULTS 2019

[Lucille]

@Lucille you better get on the phone to your dealer right now!

I've already text my boss asking for the day off. Where's POISON PEN with the MANDY.

 

[Lucille]

How are people so AWFUL.

 

[win_the_game]

I fucking despair this country. If this does end up being accurate prediction, roll on Scottish independence.

 

[octophone]

G'night folks. No point waiting up. It's over. We're fucked.

 

[FetchFugly]

Fuck this shit, I'm going to bed.

Same. I feel all tightly wound and expect I will be laying awake but watching this is too grim.

 

[GinAg (39)]

If Labour has joined an alliance it may not have been this bad.

 

[Kala]

The SNP result is the biggest surprise for me though. I knew they’d improve but that really is something. 55 out of 59 seats? That’s nothing short of a whitewash. Where the fuck are the 4 seats that they didn’t get. I presume Edinburgh South, Orkney and Shetland are two. Does that mean Jo Swinson has lost her seat?

 

[VoR]

Oh Christ not Priti Patel

 

[GinAg (39)]

Ban Broomhelga.

 

[dmlaw]

There's going to be smug fucking Tory cunts all fucking night, isn't there?

 

[Rita]

The SNP result is the biggest surprise for me though. I knew they’d improve but that really is something. 55 out of 59 seats? That’s nothing short of a whitewash. Where the fuck are the 4 seats that they didn’t get. I presume Edinburgh South, Orkney and Shetland are two. Does that mean Jo Swinson has lost her seat?

With Nicola Sturgeons election campaign being strongly based on Indy ref 2 I am quite surprised to be honest. It looks like Scotland wants to LEAVE.

 

[octophone]

There's going to be smug fucking Tory cunts all fucking night, isn't there?

what other type of Tory is there?

 

[Kala]

With Nicola Sturgeons election campaign being strongly based on Indy ref 2 I am quite surprised to be honest. It looks like Scotland wants to LEAVE.

I can’t fucking wait. I’m sorry to say. I really am.

 

[Lucille]

Priti sort your contour out GIRL.

 

[win_the_game]

I can’t fucking wait. I’m sorry to say. I really am.

Me too. And I was a staunch No voter in 2014.

 

[Alex]

Oh Christ not Priti Patel

Awful awful woman

 

[Rita]

I can’t fucking wait. I’m sorry to say. I really am.

I don’t particularly want us to leave BUT I would much prefer that than being dictated to by that fat disgusting OAF.

 

[GinAg (39)]

ALL TORIES ARE FUCKING CUNTS.

WE'RE DOOMED.

BREXIT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE MOST RACIST WAY POSSIBLE.

FUCKING CUNTS

CUNTS

CUNTS

AND PAEDOS

 

[Lucille]

Why couldn't Diane put on the RIGHT FUCKING SHOE.

 

[lolly]

What happens in the next parliament isn't going to be sorted in my lifetime.

Thank fuck I don't have children.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Scottish independence was predicted to win, remain was expected to win, and Theresa May was predicted to get a majority. None of that shit happened so I am remaining HOPEFUL.

Exit polls are fairly accurate though.


God this is depressing.

 

[Ill Advised]

This just can’t be right surely!? It just can’t be?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Exit polls don't fuck up this radically.

 

[Lucille]

I was prepared for a Tory majority, the idea of a landslide is genuinely horrifying though.

 

[Rita]

Exit polls are fairly accurate though.


God this is depressing.

I said that before the exit poll results were released. I am now sitting with my head in my hands.

 

[dmlaw]

Yeah, we're in a state where a 50 seat majority is the best result for the goodies.

 

[VoR]

John McDonnell looks utterly broken.

 

[SDF]

This is nothing short of devastating

 

[VoR]

Corbyn gone in the morning, more or less confirmed by McDonnell.

 

[Broomhelga]

It does look inflated...how can the tories lose at least 8 scottish seats but still be up 50? They must have annihilated labour in the north, Midlands and wales.

 

[Sheena]

I am extremely worried for my little dot of red

 

[jivafox]

It was a NIGHTMARE when this happened in 2015 but looking back that era was GLORIOUS compared to the shitshow that’s about to approach.

 

[GinAg (39)]

O'Neill just pointed out that no one has ever won from 190 seats. We're long term fucked.

 

[lolly]

I just can't.

I can't.

 

[dmlaw]

This is as bad as the EU Referendum night. At least that only started going wrong when the results started coming in.

 

[GinAg (39)]

We're about to sweep very right and very bigoted.

 

[dmlaw]

Is it too early to open the next Labour leader poll thread?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Halifax, Workington and Bolton going Tory. Gross.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Is it too early to open the next Labour leader poll thread?

Already exists.

 

[VoR]