Madonna + Maluma 'Medellin'

[jivafox]

BANGING ON ABOUT HER MUM ALREADY.

 

[jivafox]

She better FUCK HIM!

 

[lolly]

I hope I can watch all this somewhere later

 

[jivafox]

SHE LICKED HIS TOE

 

[lolly]

Look at the posters online though. She's packing them in like Eurovision, aptly enough.

 

[Sheena]

Well, I rather enjoyed that

 

[Iguana]

It was good! Could have done without the bed scene but maybe I'm getting old

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The video is fun. I wish she would take it easy on those fillers though..

 

[Zu]

I can't say that this is really selling the song to me. Looks a bit unconvincing and I'm not especially into the ARTHRITIC PLODDING

 

[jivafox]

It definitely elevated the song for me. Made it “click”.

 

[Zu]

Oh has she gone home already?

 

[Sheena]

The video is fun. I wish she would take it easy on those fillers though..

I actually thought for the most part she looked really good- and in real life (sans digital retouching) surprisingly ok face wise too.

Though what’s going on behind the eye patch is ANYBODY’S guess.

 

[Zu]

SHE LICKED HIS TOE

I did wonder what she was tonguing...

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I actually thought for the most part she looked really good- and in real life (sans digital retouching) surprisingly ok face wise too.

Though what’s going on behind the eye patch is ANYBODY’S guess.

There have been rumours of a stroke. I think that’s unlikely but she has got a lazy eye and it’s been noticed by the fanzzzzz...

 

[jivafox]

Oh has she gone home already?

Most likely as soon as they pressed PLAY!

 

[Peekaboo]

Yeah the plodding was weird But I thought the overall production and editing of the video was excellent, she didn't look too terrible and the perreo with Maluma was kept to a just bearable minimum. Who shot this?

 

[jivafox]

A touch of BELL’S PALSY perhaps?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The close ups in the cha cha instructor bits in the video were not good. She looked better as a blonde. Maybe I’m too used to drag queen wigs at this but that black wig was more Jade Jolie than Alyssa Edwards.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The toe lick was my favourite part

 

[Zu]

There have been rumours of a stroke.

Oh please God NO! Never mind, she'll still be able to pen those stunning waiting and hesitating lines in the comfort of her CHAIR, even if she does have a touch of the BELL'S

 

[Dr Lecter]

A stroke ? oh come on Its blatantly because her face has been so pulled up so much her eyes don’t know what they are doing .

Anyway she looked great, he’s a sexy one and NO MISTAKE .

Or I might just pretend to hate it on here and watch it on repeat with my eye patch on in real life

 

[Zu]

A touch of BELL’S PALSY perhaps?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

SUEDEY U TURN

Watching it again now and clearly it’s her best video since Hung Up

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I’ll buy some eyepatches from the Madonna.com store

 

[Sheena]

SUEDEY U TURN

Watching it again now and clearly it’s her best video since Hung Up

I was thinking it was her best video since “Ghosttown” to be honest...

 

[Dr Lecter]

She does like a video to start with her dancing in front of a mirror

I mean we all do it

 

[Dr Lecter]

O

SUEDEY U TURN

Watching it again now and clearly it’s her best video since Hung Up

oh shush you were sitting there in full on cha Cha Cha garb all over it from the start

 

[Zu]

SUEDEY U TURN

Watching it again now and clearly it’s her best video since Hung Up

But the Hung Up video was AWFUL! (Apart from the leotard business)

 

[Rita]

There have been rumours of a stroke. I think that’s unlikely but she has got a lazy eye and it’s been noticed by the fanzzzzz...

I do not find a stroke in the slightest bit funny, but

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I do not find a stroke in the slightest bit funny, but

I do hope the eyepatch is specifically this video persona and not the entire Madame X era. Gabrielle agog.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I was thinking it was her best video since “Ghosttown” to be honest...

I didn’t really care for “Ghosttown.” Nice idea but executed badly and the cheesy storyline was the worst.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Bizarrely there's a hospital called Madonna that deals with stroke recovery. Or something.

https://www.madonna.org/stroke

 

[Zu]

Maybe it’s one of these things she’s raised money for and stolen it to fund her lovely skin care range

 

[Iguana]

I'm GOUGING my eye out as we speak to make my official Madonna eye patch more convicing

 

[Zu]

Oh ME TOO!

 

[Iguana]

There have been rumours of a stroke. I think that’s unlikely but she has got a lazy eye and it’s been noticed by the fanzzzzz...

It would also help explain the stick?

 

[BoysForSeles]

I thought this video was a little messy to be honest. He’s hot in his white shirt and braces though which is something.

 

[OutSynk]

The pre video premiere shenanigans sounds AMAZING judging by this thread. I want to see that more than the video.

 

[Iguana]

He does look pretty damn good in it. It's a shame his career will now bomb

 

[Iguana]

The pre video premiere shenanigans sounds AMAZING judging by this thread. I want to see that more than the video.

It's what happens when you put an elderly lady who doesn't watch TV on TV

 

[Cerro de Casa]

ICONIC.....A.

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