Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY

[Lucille]

This is worse than that time Jacob Rees Mogg stuck my sister-in-law up his arse during Kwanzaa.

 

[Soldi]

So, Festival Di Soldi eh. Who's voting for Gilead and who would rather pull out their septum with a pair of secateurs than ever hear it again?

Everyone better be WATCHING tonight! I know it doesn’t include that TWINK but we do have the flammable wig lady from Belgium as well as the Cuban communist queen.

 

[Kate]

Hot Fanny Adams barebacking noted falafel snorting Tory backbencher. Has this thing already begun?

I miss tags. Bitty Mclean tits out on spacehopper

 

[Indie]

So, Festival Di Soldi eh. Who's voting for Gilead and who would rather pull out their septum with a pair of secateurs than ever hear it again?

I'm 100% voting Gilead, and I intend to caress myself with my favourite wank-feather whilst listening to it.

 

[dmlaw]

At least two players are already NOT ON ZERO!

Suomi and I are not on zero because he falsely thought that engorged was one of my words. I double dare him to do it again.

 

[Lucille]

Sophie Habbibis eats hummus.

 

[Kate]

the flammable wig lady from Belgium

She'd better stay away from Swan Vesta matches as well!

 

[Soldi]

She's better stay away from Swan Vesta matches as well!

Wouldn’t like to see her in a petrol station

<tag> Charlotte adigery petrol station disaster <tag>

 

[ButterTart]

Could you close the other one x

DONE

 

[GinAg (39)]

DONE

SNEAKY CUNT!

 

[Lucille]

LABIA

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh! Do you know what will be fun! A pet pictures conversation!

I'll start. This is Daisy, she is an moody old lady who hasn't quite mastered the art of shitting in her litterbox. Occasionally, she will just hang her arse out and shit there. Bless her, at least she tries.

 

[Tisch]

Hi titty ditties! What's going on here then?

 

[ButterTart]

Well FONDLE ME IN FRANKFURT, I can’t believe this has started already!

 

[Kate]

LABIA

NOT A SENTENCE! What would Suzie Dent say!

 

[win_the_game]

This isn’t fair some of us have jobs to do! We’re not all Tracey Stubbs sniffing amyl nitrites at home of an afternoon.

 

[Tisch]

Would have been earlier but stuck in the cue at the post office sending back an orange loofah I'd ordered erroneously.

 

[Kate]

What a good mod ButterTart is.

This post is dedicated to the one I love, as Bitty Mclean would say.

 

[Kate]

Oh! Do you know what will be fun! A pet pictures conversation!

I'll start. This is Daisy, she is an moody old lady who hasn't quite mastered the art of shitting in her litterbox. Occasionally, she will just hang her arse out and shit there. Bless her, at least she tries.

A charming kitty with a particularly fine septum, I would venture!

 

[Tisch]

Have you considered an instagram account for Daisy? Or Tik Tok I think is what the kids use these days

 

[ButterTart]

I miss tags. Bitty Mclean tits out on spacehopper

Oh Rachey not foetal alcohol syndrome

 

[dmlaw]

Oh! Do you know what will be fun! A pet pictures conversation!

I'll start. This is Daisy, she is an moody old lady who hasn't quite mastered the art of shitting in her litterbox. Occasionally, she will just hang her arse out and shit there. Bless her, at least she tries.

What an attractive pussy you have there. I'm quite engorged.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

We also have Ash, (after Ash Ketchum), who has destroyed many a badly hung shelf by jumping on them. Not fun when it happens at midnight, let me tell you.

 

[Kate]

What an attractive pussy you have there. I'm quite engorged.

PICS or it didn't happen (like Rhythmbandit's holiday to Egypt)

 

[Lucille]

Sorry this already stressing me out, I’m off to Waitrose to get some taramasalata.

 

[ButterTart]

So has the game actually started yet or is this just the aperitif?

 

[Lucille]

Theresa May has taramasalata on her titties.

 

[Berly]

We also have Ash, (after Ash Ketchum), who has destroyed many a badly hung shelf by jumping on them. Not fun when it happens at midnight, let me tell you.

Omg Pikachu!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And finally, Socks. I don't see him much any more, he still lives with my parents, but he is pretty chilled out

Now show me your pets! I know @COB has a great pussy.

 

[Berly]

STOP ALL THIS RIMMING @Ag I haven’t had my words...

 

[Lucille]

Socks looks like a weary old queen.

 

[Kate]

Socks' PAWS! They look like cotton wool balls

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Omg Pikachu!

Ash does love it. I think it is because it is the classic fat Pikachu!

 

[Berly]

Ash does love it. I think it is because it is the classic fat Pikachu!

Not because of the Christmas hat with a bell?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not because of the Christmas hat with a bell?

Could be that!

Oh! I should have a picture of Socks with a christmas hat on, let me have a look!

 

[Iguana]

Oh God I'm going to be terrible at this

 

[Berly]

Could be that!

Oh! I should have a picture of Socks with a christmas hat on, let me have a look!

Do you have any others than Pikachu?

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry this already stressing me out, I’m off to Waitrose to get some taramasalata.

I hear that’s BOGOF (buy one get one free for those unfamiliar with the acronym) right now, be sure to fill your shopping cart.

 

[ButterTart]

What an attractive pussy you have there. I'm quite engorged.

I like the word tumescent.

 

[Lucille]

Guys this clearly a ruse. These cats are NOT REAL. Socks is his secret word and he’s using fluffy KITTEN pictures to distract us.