The Unholy Ghost
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Of course I could have gone to the lovely South African place in the station but it’s staffed by white people who infuse the biltong with race hate
Looks so cosy and inviting and full of strangers who are just friends you haven’t met yet
The ELEGANCE!!
Died 20 minutes in. That’s the much-loved Pumpkin one star curse for youI hope he survived his 40 min JERNEY without indulging himself in a breakfast butty
How could he have ever stood a chance when he missed out on THIS?
49 POUNDS in the more des res areas darling. And you’d better get a speedy loan if you want SPRINKLENot that great a deal when the coffee is £17
INDULGE YOURSELF!Not that great a deal when the coffee is £17
Will wonders EVER CEASE?! The very thought of thiswotsit shartaccino
CHEASY CREAMWill wonders EVER CEASE?! The very thought of this
The bacon’s apparently as good as any you’ll get in DOVER DOCKSINDULGE YOURSELF!
Prepare yourselves, girls: I have devastating news from Wimbledon station. A very CLOSED PUMPKIN on the tram platform
Oh don’t start me on Leon but YES! Except it’s CLOSED!There was one in the Wimbledon station?!
OMG I’ve been frequenting Leon each morning not even knowing
Maybe they only open for an hour a day to save on electricSo in my grasp. So far away You sure it’s not just some renovations for a Xmas themed Pumpkin?
Cold coffee and stale pastries don't require much power! Leave that to the hoi polloi at *spits* Delice de FranceMaybe they only open for an hour a day to save on electric
Apparently not but there IS an UPPER CRUSTDo we know if Liverpool Lime Street has a luxurious Pumpkin for all our European friends next year?
Gracious how appallingly fussy and ungrateful. Some of us are crying out for a cup of cold shit @Martha SkiddI walked past the very glamorous Wolverhampton branch of Pumkin nearly every day on the way to my old job without even noticing its existence, never mind venturing inside for a grey lump of food and a cup of cold shit
Excuse me you ordered a caramel latte and that's a cookie crumbleYou can get one of the creamy drinks to guzzle though
Don't worry, I burned myself when the paper bag disintegrated. Happy now?Excuse me you ordered a caramel latte and that's a cookie crumble